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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A scrub is a guy who farts and walks. He’s also known as a crop duster.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. a sea of cocks comes in waves

    By silvermaroon,
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  3. A sea shanty from your aunty. Because a tale of the brine will make you feel fine.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. A seafood fondue restaurant? It's a clam dunk

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. A secret a secret - oh, Daddy, I mustn’t tell

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. A sense of ennui on weed and off weed.

    By The_Earl_of_Sandwich,
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  7. A sex on the rocks thanks, hold the sex.

    By I am banksy,
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  8. A shark may wish that it were not a fish, but a lark as opposed to a fin dish.

    By gratepat,
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  9. A sheep had a good chance of passing its finals, but it rammed instead of crammed.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  10. A shit in one hand is worth two wishes in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. A shitbird in the ground is better than two wars in the Bush administration

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. A shore walks into a bra. The bouncer gets waved over.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  13. A short circuit for Johnny 5; a long jerk-it for Johnny 69

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. A short little woman gave birth to a baby of such size and girth, she split right in half like a slaughterhouse calf, now she lies in a hole in the earth.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  15. A shout-out to my Vietnamese friends...

    By followercredo,
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  16. A show where we shout things!

    By jackstar7,
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  17. A shower is like a dishwasher for your body.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. A single spice of her garden hurries insulting voyagers from my naked pigmy alabaster

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. A single tear ran down his pale pink cheek. His butt cheek that is.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  20. A single yodel proceeds into the corn-pelting line, followed many humbler parachute tattoos.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. A skank, a skunk, a monk, a mink: something smells monosyllabic

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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  22. A skunk a day keeps the doctor away.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. A slap on the hand is worth two on the tush.

    By LilStinky,
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  24. A slave is someone who knows they must obey their master, a human is someone who hasn't realized they're a slave.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. A sleep AND heat rate monitor?! Not on my watch.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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