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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Who would have guessed that out of the three guys in Derrick that Donald would be the one to make it big.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Girl, you make it hard to be faithful, with the lips of a bagel

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 139 views

  3. Suckle from my generous hog tits, you dirty-ass little piggies!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. The fact that I'm sitting in a tree stand, watching your bedroom window with binoculars, doesn't make me a perverted creep! It's probably the fingering of my butthole that does that, but I'm no lawyer.

    By Slappywhite,
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  5. Too much hair, not enough poop

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. If people could hear the fart I just did they would no longer like or respect me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Sure I'm getting the milk for free, but I have to buy the cow or they won't let me make love to her

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. People love a sneak peek but they hate when I sneak and peek.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 172 views

  9. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair! Dis pair of nuts!

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 136 views

  10. John McCain was known as a maverick. Yet another reason I believe that Tom Cruise killed him.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 240 views

  11. Maybe the head that wears the crown wouldn't be so heavy if you didn't keep skipping Neck Day at the gym

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 149 views

  12. The Devil whispered in my ear, "You're not strong enough to survive the storm." Instant boner. Damn he's sexy.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. I Call shotgun! …wielding active shooter, please pick up, 911!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him an Olympic-level competitor in synchronized swimming without horse meth.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Quit scratching your nails on that chalkboard so I can squeak this polystyrene.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. It looks like pea soup but it’s snot.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  17. They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar, and say "How'd a duck learn to play piano?"

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views

  18. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel is a nice compliment for barrel cleaners

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  19. I may be a slippery customer but this is a lube shop so it’s about to get worse

    By winemum,
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  20. Medusa, I've met someone else. Her name's Slytherina and she lives on the back of your head.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. I found the clit but the instructions are all in Swedish

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 142 views

  22. Chocolate chip cookie dough? I hardly know ye!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 190 views

  23. I thought Se-Seven-en was a German instructional video on counting. Boy was I wrong.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  24. The good news is you’re not getting any dumber. The bad news is you’ve been dumb the whole time.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 171 views

  25. I remember when a snack pack was a container of pudding and not a cute guys semen

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 240 views
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