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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A slim, tapered fit, a zipper that stays put... and your freedom Jean Genie. My third wish is for your freedom.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. A slippery slope for a slippery Pope.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. A smile is contagious... and so is syphilis -- both of which you just got from me.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  4. A snack in a pack is worth two in the fridge

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  5. A snail is a whale out on bail

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. A snake walks into a bar.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.

    By Schnickpot,
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  8. A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 258 views

  9. A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 269 views

  10. A sniggering Barry Gibbs is triggering the libs. He messed with my fountain pens by jiggering the nibs.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. A snitch in time gets nine stitches.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. A snitch, in time, saves nine, but gets stitches

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. A soap dish can be anything you want it to- if you just believe.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  14. A solid stool is really cool: it sure beats liquid; that shit be quick, kid!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. A solo bolo makes the most sense. Honestly, how could someone with one neck wear two bolo ties?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  16. A Sonnet for Comedy

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  17. A sooty veil of anguish draws over my eyes as she slinks away, and her legs--stockinged, angular--cross over each other and form ampersands, as...

    By AaronStarmer,
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    • 2055 views

  18. A sound so sweet, you'll think you're listening to Hanson.

    By DanC,
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  19. A spank you, and a thank you.

    By punchsplosion,
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  20. A special hospital made just for dolphins, all humans trying to gain admittance will be given 86 kilograms of pure cocaine and a restraining order

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. A special thank you for Fonda Ling, Dixon Cox, and Saxon Bollocks.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. A special thanks to our sponsor Leesa Mattresses and a very special thanks to jaymanthegreat for saving us from bringing them up organically.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 536 views

  23. A sphere is perfectly round object in three dimensional space that when combined with a second sphere becomes a nice pair of ta-tas.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 403 views

  24. A sphincter says "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang"

    By GaryGrimSmith,
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    • 175 views

  25. A sphincter says what's up hot dog

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 193 views
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