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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A wise man once said, ‘the greatest wealth is to live content with little.’ A wise guy once said, ‘gabagool.’

    By The Monsanto Company,
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  2. A wise man once said, "hey, we're almost out of toothpaste".

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  3. A wise man once said, "putting vodka up my ass was a bad idea."

    By Jon Hex,
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  4. A wise man once said, "Welcome to the world! Here's some myrrh."

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  5. A wise man once said: “the best defense is a good offense.” And then he conked me on the noggin.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  6. A wise man once said: Don't brag about how much poop got on your hand the last time you wiped your butt. 

    By pukebreath,
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  7. A wise man once said...

    By boxofgeese,
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  8. A wise man said u should work smarter not harder, or to quote Daft Punk fully, "Work smarter not HarderBetterFasterStronger". That wise man was Kanye.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  9. A wistful wish to a distrusting witch: / Wilt thou whisk the bubbling trouble / A bit quicker whilst I wait timidly?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. A wizard orgasms precisely when he means to, welcome to comedy bang bang.

    By Sophie Ellis-Texter,
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  11. a woman is just a man that was bit by a radioactive wo

    By allenpwilliams,
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  12. A woman looked on as a throng of Megalodons armed with mega-long dongs overtook Orwell's Animal Farm

    By Cups of Spaghetti,   
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  13. A woman shot a crocodile to save her twin sister. The twin female crocodile appeared grateful.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. A woman's work is never done. If she ever suggests that it is, throw two cans of corn at her, and that's why she's got two black eyes! Get it!?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A woman's work is never done. If she ever suggests that it is, throw two cans of corn at her, and that's why she's got two black eyes! Get it!?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. A won'drous adventure will begin once I reveal what is inside this briefcase. Stand back, fools.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  17. A woodchuck could chuck as much as woodchuck could... Fuck! Another splinter

    By Princess PeePeePhro Jr,
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  18. A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But he can't so don't worry about it.

    By Local Cabal,
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  19. A woodpecker is a penis made from a tree. Get Your Facts Straight!

    By Rightinthejingles,
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  20. A wop bop a loo bop a lop ba ba. I got a show named Comedy Bang! Bang! And I hope it becomes your thang thang, Tutti Frutti.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  21. A worm is a worm, we both can confirm,/Unless it is serving a long prison term/And it gets shanked when it's in the tank/And the worm will then be dead!

    By Yabadabadook,   
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  22. A yesterday ago, in the damp green of springtime we made love by a babbling brook, the words of a spec script for “Becker”, hot on our lips.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. A young lad once said "this paintbrush paints red" and the colorblindness was confirmed

    By justin,
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  24. A young mind is like a sponge, looking to soak up all that puss.....

    By Charcoal City,
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  25. A Zebra in a zoot suit blew a big toot

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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