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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When I said Talk QUERTY to me, I didn't think you would L-M-N-O-P on my chest!

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 251 views

  2. Who's on first? ...Pants on second.

    By killerfred3000,
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    • 240 views

  3. I’m gonna snort like a widdle bitty piggy as my dying act if anyone was curious.

    By CriterionCollectionfan1947,
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    • 276 views

  4. Live, laugh, love, and repent for your sins before you’re condemned to an eternity of hellfire.

    By CriterionCollectionfan1947,
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    • 294 views

  5. Unbake my tart, say you'll make muffins instead. Undo this hurt that you caused when you baked me this tart that was full of dead flies.

    By Animal,
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    • 286 views

  6. Nothing gets my motor running quite like a sledgehammer to the pipes. It’s an old car.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 244 views

  7. When you’re nong to nong your dong is in it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 245 views

  8. Don’t do me like that. Instead do me like this: …aaaand sex noise.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 260 views

  9. I'll be in scum class if you need me.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 266 views

  10. “Is that a severed penis in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

    By Crease Topstower,
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    • 211 views

  11. “You say cla-may-to, I say cla-mah-to, let’s call the whole thing gross.”

    By Crease Topstower,
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    • 174 views

  12. “What if I told you it was really Bruce SpringSTAIN this whole time?”

    By Crease Topstower,
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    • 223 views

  13. So much depends upon the red wheelbarrows on aisle 12 next to the cordless drills—we’ve got to move forty this quarter to make our sales target.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Since my baby left me, I’ve found a new place to dwell—in a van down by the cornfield.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 275 views

  15. A dong in hand's worth two in the tush.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 256 views

  16. When the moon hits your eye like an intangible asset incrementally devalued over a defined time period, that’s amore-tization.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 266 views

  17. Kick your feet back Here comes the smut Whip out your sack It's Comedy Big Butt

    By Chungus Bungus,
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  18. Shout out to my dog Jordy who doesn't listen to podcasts and even if he did he seems like more of a Superego fan, not this piece of garbage

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Wakey wakey, sleepy head, time to rise and shine...Use your blood magic to cause our corpse soldiers to rise from the dead and fill the sky with the black smoke of our vanquished enemies until the sun ceases to shine, that is.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. I’ll show you what a real man can do. Now, observe as I eat 500 mangos. Hope you have no plans tonight.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 343 views

  21. Motorcycles are for lawyers

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 248 views

  22. Heavens to Betsy and Hells to Freddy, is THIS what you did with my rusted machete?

    By Animal,
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    • 293 views

  23. If you can’t beat ‘em, find another way to masturbate.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 267 views

  24. When you watch a turkey fuck your wife, you're turcuckin'.

    By GuggleBum,
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  25. Hey kids, beat the heat! Who wants a ride on the icicle tricycle?!

    By weltron3030,
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