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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Coalfax for President

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Bifurcate. Convex. Impinge. Corn. Tremolo. Heuristic. Fungible.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. You’ve got mail, but you might look into a quality set of plate armor, because that owlbear is coming in hot with a +12 melee attack bonus 

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Next on One Thing Considered, we talk to another small business person.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. If you believe in prayer, and I pray you do, then you'll pray that I pray that you pray too.

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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  6. If this Auker's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' man

    By total_eclipse_of_the_fart,
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  7. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said MAGAMAGA so I got in and shat on the back seat

    By BeanBean,
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  8. And now a reading from Second Heynongians 7,18: “And behold, the Angel of Perishment did descend upon the Holy Earwolf Table, and a host of callbacks did follow with him, and there was a rending of copy and a gnashing of apples throughout the land.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. On today’s show, it’s Weird Al’s cousin Regular Al, a small businessman from Riverside.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. She sold seashells by the seashore until Susanna’s Seaside Sundry Shack and Souvenir Shoppe subverted her scheme by short-selling shinier seashells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Who died and left YOU in charge of the funeral arrangements?

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  12. Please don't joke about 'iZombie' this Christmas.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  13. Duran Duran ran to pick up Styx and bid Bon Jovi bon voyage on his journey with Journey.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  14. Milk, milk, lemon margarita, around the corner put that stuff in a pita,...and eat it.

    By iam39yroldbuttass,
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  15. Pappa Roach ain’t my pappa

    By El Chico Malo,
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  16. ...and your winner for the cutest animal named after one of the seven deadly sins for 2019 is....SLOTH! Better luck next year envy.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  17. Venus flytrap? More like penis thigh-gap.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  18. Recipient of Corn Digest’s 2019 “Highest Kernel Per Turd” Award

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, so drop your trousers and put your Juicy Fruit on the floor

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. In this world only two things are certain: the life AND times of Tim.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  22. Hey, Frasier, maybe you should donate those tossed salads and scrambled eggs to the homeless shelter, you wasteful, elitist fuck!

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  23. What’s down, coldcat?

    By Ben Ray,
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  24. I can has Cheeseburger in Paradise by the Dashboard Light?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. Welcome to my _ODCAST. Notice how there's no "P" in it. Let's keep it that way!

    By El Chico Malo,
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