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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. With two simple letters, make your misses a mistress!

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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    • 346 views

  2. Hey, who's that little brown fella in the toilet?

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 241 views

  3. Sorry, no catchphrase submission today we've run out because of our dwindling viewership.

    By Nobody,
    • 0 replies
    • 359 views

  4. got nurts?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 277 views

  5. No Grandma, it's your crappy cooking that's the Reason For the Season... Now could you pass the fucking pepper, Please?

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 320 views

  6. Jackets with logos and dark black sunglasses. colorful top hats and signed backstage passes. A golden alarm clock on a chain with such Bling... These are a few of my Flavor Flav Things.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 319 views

  7. Uh ohhh…Progesterone!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 248 views

  8. I love you like a long song, baby. Skeet skeet skeet skeet…skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 304 views

  9. My bologna has a first name, but if its cool with you, and maybe when you’re ready, you could just try calling it “Mom”..

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 250 views

  10. Catch THIS, asshole!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 251 views

  11. To beat off or not to beat off, that is the question.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 254 views

  12. If you can’t answer the question, Mr. Hamlet, quit wasting class time.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 229 views

  13. I'll tell of the withering worth of your girth by how mighty my monstrous mirth.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 267 views

  14. When you’re thrustin’ toward the shakes and the condom finally breaks: pregnancy-a…pregnancy-a.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 233 views

  15. When you’re pumpin’ toward the shivers and the load you have delivers: pregnancy-a…pregnancy-a.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 244 views

  16. Oh, the weather outside is frightful but your mom is so delightful, if you know what I mean...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 276 views

  17. Notice—beginning January 1, 2020, in order to maximize content penetration, Comedy Bang Bang will discontinue its policy of being “not that kind of show.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 255 views

  18. I played Pick-Up-Sticks with Ha Ha Clinton Dix.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 223 views

  19. Although revered, I sheared my weird beard but as I feared my acne's not cleared.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 252 views

  20. Student loans are great but what if I want to just buy a student outright?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 226 views

  21. Star light, star bright, let’s try two in the stink tonight.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 242 views

  22. Never throw gas on a butthole fire.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 252 views

  23. It is factually accurate to say, "Thousands of people wiggling their genitals at any given moment."  Sometimes hope comes from the least expected places. 

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 217 views

  24. Pardon me? Would you have any outdated Grey Poupon references?

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 262 views

  25. Lett's all breath a sigh of relief, and try to remember how much less annoying things will be when we're dead. 

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 265 views
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