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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Methinks I doth ingest too much Codine.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. Bang once for offspeed and twice for Comedy

    By The Wolf,
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    • 375 views

  3. It's elementary my dear elementary school children

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  4. I'm that bad type, looking like a crab type, gonna be a bisque type

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  5. So I said, "You better gimme some goosebumps, Or else", to which she said, "Or else what?";"Or el..Stine will have to hear about it", I EXCLAIMED.

    By b ä k e r._wuz_here,
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  6. “If you build it, they will come,” read the do-it-yourself dildo instructions.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. The gloves are coming off; my pants are coming down.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Nebuchadnezzar never could nezz her ‘cause he hardly knew her.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. With Great Porno Comes Great Respankability.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. She says she talks to angels. Turns out she meant Hell’s Angels. And by “talks to”, she meant “has unprotected sex with”. And by “she”, I meant “me”.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Holy Moly, brown Cannoli! Oh wait, that's a turd. Why is there a turd on my plate?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. Dear Investors, I'm pleased to inform you that everything is in place to begin experimentation. I regret to inform you, however, that I may have over-estimated how many people want to fuck cats. Blessings, signed: Dr Moreau

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. My hands are crampy. Good thing my living is made by my dry yet, paradoxically, moist-sounding voice.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  14. My cleats in the streets make my feets in the sheets smell like shit.

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter,
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  15. It's getting hot in here. So plug up all your holes. I am getting so hot, I'm gonna plug my holes up.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  16. The pen is mightier than the sword but the sword has a bigger penis so who’s the real winner here?

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  17. If at first you don’t succeed that’s it

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  18. I hear it’s inappropriate to put cumin on everything, but I disagree. I like cumin on everything. Don’t misinterpret, you moronic pervert, it’s not that type of show.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  19. You can lead a horse to water and you can take your Amazon returns to your local Whole Foods but don't forget your QR code

    By The Wolf,
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  20. George Washington's son Lonnie was a thick boy, that's why they called him Dense L. Washington.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. My lawyer was a real shark, unfortunately he passed away from being out of the water for my lengthy trial.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Maybe let's also hug out me calling you the B word?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. "SCOTTY? YOU GOT-HE! HOW WE 'DOIN SHARKS?"

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  24. A frilly ping pong popped me on my ding dong and now my silly ding dong can sing a lovely sing song.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  25. If I had the moola to hire a doula, then you wouldn’t be giving birth in the ball pit of this Chuck E. Cheese.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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