New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Billy Ray Cyrus gave me a virus and left my heart achin' and breakin'

   By Cutie Phillip Tootie, March 13, 2020
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2. The pubic mullet: business up front, party in the crack.

   By Foolish Mortal, March 13, 2020
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3. What plops down stairs / Dark brown and with hairs / Gets eaten by random dogs / What sucks for a snack / And stinks up your crack / It’s NEW Hot Log!

   By Colfax McLiverneck, March 13, 2020
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4. Desperate times call for despot pleasures. Now take my highness to Chuck E. Cheese’s. I gotta get my Skee-Ball on.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, March 13, 2020
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5. If I wanted my ass kissed I’d go to a chocolate factory and stick my bum on the extruder.

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6. I larked in the park 'til half past dark, then I pranced at the dance in my dancy pants. Oh, twer I had time to slime my virile prime atop this stately vagine!  

   By LARDdischarge, March 13, 2020
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7. Shut the front door, please, you fuck!

   By Euripides’ Shorts, March 13, 2020
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8. If Vulcan were a planet of poop, would Spock have been scatological?

   By Colfax McLiverneck, March 13, 2020
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9. I've heard of pride too strong, but a stride two-pronged?

   By Father_Melts, March 13, 2020
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10. This PYT took CBD at MSG and saw MGMT cover BOC on DMT.

    By Scam Elliot, March 13, 2020
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11. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t bring it to orgasm.

    By CaptPukeFish, March 14, 2020
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12. Do you want to do aerobics in the gym?

    By jeremy wayne, March 15, 2020
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13. yo, woah, bro! though no quid pro quo, know you'll owe dough unless you go slow with Joe's go pro.

    By algernaan, March 15, 2020
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14. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, March 14, 2020
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15. New Catchphrase submissions

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, March 14, 2020
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16. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, March 14, 2020
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17. Fill my eyes with that blurry vision, no disguise for macular degeneration

    By BloatedFartingScumBag, March 14, 2020
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18. If you've got a thing for the spontaneous production of words in response to other words, boy have I got an association for you!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag, March 14, 2020
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19. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, March 14, 2020
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20. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, March 14, 2020
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21. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, March 14, 2020
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22. Before we begin, does anyone here have a “deez nutz” allergy?

    By CaptPukeFish, March 14, 2020
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23. If these walls could talk, am I right? Unfortunately they can only eat, breath, and take shits, so the institute is canceling your funding.

    By CaptPukeFish, March 15, 2020
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24. Everybody always tells me “dress for the job you want”, but nobody ever says “Smeff por ba clob poo smaunt.”

    By CaptPukeFish, March 15, 2020
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25. I never met a Billy Ei didn't Lish.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag, March 16, 2020
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