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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sorry so late, Mr. Miyagi. Woke up this morning and my sheets were soggy. Momma says I’m becoming a Karate Man.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 388 views

  2. Sorry stopeatingbees, someone took the name facelist already. For what reason I do not know. But I am starteatingbees. A Ying to your yang and Wang to your Chung.

    By Facelist,
    • 1 reply
    • 721 views

  3. Sorry to coin a phrase, but 2016 is officially "Year of Fuck".

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 439 views

  4. Sorry to highroad you guys but I can’t join your swim team because I don’t see race.

    By tonybelmario,
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    • 489 views

  5. Sorry to leave you behind fellas but I've got to look out for Number One. This pee's not gonna hunt itself.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 359 views

  6. Sorry to let the cat out of the bag, but I just realized I forgot to poke some breathing holes in there.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 261 views

  7. Sorry to let the cat out of the bag, while there is more than one way to skin a cat, none of them have him still in the bag.

    By MrMoxie,
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    • 529 views

  8. Sorry we can't help with your turtle monsters, but we'll take a look at that sink for ya. We're Frank and Dan, The Acceptable Mario Brothers.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 408 views

  9. Sorry you had to find out about my voice this way

    By JaJunk,
    • 0 replies
    • 396 views

  10. Sorry you sad, sniveling, unfunny sack of human regret, unfortunately that one's not gonna stick.

    By TheloniousThicc,
    • 0 replies
    • 379 views

  11. Sorry, booze hounds, the only ale we serve around here is ginger. This is a Canada Dry county.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 603 views

  12. Sorry, but fuck Radiohead. Fuck Radiohead HARD.

    By ICMexican,
    • 0 replies
    • 0 views

  13. Sorry, buy me a sari. Or BMAS for short.

    By suzback,
    • 0 replies
    • 788 views

  14. Sorry, calamari!

    By BarnHen,
    • 0 replies
    • 530 views

  15. Sorry, can't come to work today. I got down with the sickness

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 576 views

  16. Sorry, fish-sticks box; I don't play by your rules. I'm going to microwave these bad boys anyway.

    By CPiz,
    • 1 reply
    • 655 views

  17. Sorry, I can't engage with your right now - I need to mindlessly scroll through my phone's default settings

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 541 views

  18. Sorry, I misinterpreted the announcer's statement that the hitter had three balls on him. I'll leave the locker room now.

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 404 views

  19. Sorry, I stopped listening after you said "please pay attention, your life depends on it."

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
    • 0 replies
    • 282 views

  20. Sorry, I was on mute. Can you guys see my screen? Can everyone hear me? You were frozen for a second. We can go ahead and get started.

    By shittydave,
    • 0 replies
    • 307 views

  21. Sorry, I'm not really a big fan. I'm just a giant windmill.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 299 views

  22. Sorry, Mark. THIS sausage party is women only.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 254 views

  23. Sorry, mom. I can't talk right now. Matlock is coming on and I'm in the middle of having sex with my wife. Yes, we're doing it doggy style. Bye, mom.

    By pukebreath,
    • 0 replies
    • 246 views

  24. Sorry, no catchphrase submission today we've run out because of our dwindling viewership.

    By Nobody,
    • 0 replies
    • 359 views

  25. Sorry, no catchphrase today

    By JasonEdwards,
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    • 458 views
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