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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Stayed tuned after the show where we will announce this years “catchphrase submitter with the nicest genitals” award. Listen closely during todays episode and see if you can spot the secret clue.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Stayin' Moist With Stamos will not be seen tonight so we can bring you literally anything else.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Staying true to his vision, he made the incision. Wide split the rectum, in went the pigeon.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. STD transmission in nursing homes is a serious issue and nothing to laugh about, I'm Scott Aukerman.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Steady, steady as she goes: drop the cup, you’ll splash piss on your toes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. steak and pajamas, don't beat your ma'amas

    By kysu,
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  7. Steal bread to feed my family? It’s the yeast I can do.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  8. Steely Dan may be immune to Poison Dan but he'll always be weak to Fiery Dan.

    By SlamKusek,
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  9. Steely Dan should be a Steely Dan cover band. That way, people won't leave the show thinking Steely Dan sucks. They'll say "Pretty good cover band!"

    By NickSpannaus,
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  10. Steely Dan should become a Steely Dan cover band. The audience won't go home thinking "Steely Dan sucks." They'll think, "Great cover band!"

    By NickSpannaus,
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  11. Steeper, deeper excreta, that's the only thing I need: yeah.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Stefan Brogren portrayed Archibald 'Snake' Simpson on over 400 episodes of DeGrassi. What have you accomplished, asshole?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Step 1: Eat meatball sandwich and sing Cat Scratch Fever but replace the words cat scratch fever with meatball sandwich. Step 2: Constantly get laid.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Step 1: Hire a lawyer, step 2: go to a shrink, step 3: kill the lawyer, marry the shrink, and wash the blood off in the sink

    By marblaven,
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  15. Step aside Jack White; now I'VE got the hardest butt in Tuba Town!

    By FriedStephen,
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  16. Step aside, Widestepper, your salt has been replaced with pepper.

    By Schnickpot,
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  17. Step back Caitlin Jenner this Dracula is the real Trans... sylvanian that is!

    By WayneJohannsen,
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  18. Step by step, day by day, now get out of my house America!

    By KevinGubish,
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  19. Step forward and breath deeply of my butt farts.

    By ConnorMartin,
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  20. Step inside my crystal chamber if you want your dreams to come true. I'm assuming your dream is to be an asshole.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  21. Step into the unknown! You don't know what's in it - that's what so freakin' bad ASS!

    By Kenny J,
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  22. Step on a crack ho, break your mother's backhoe

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Step on a crack you break your mothers back, step on a line you owe me more cocaine, Chad

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  24. Step on a crack, break like wind off a duck’s back

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Step on a crack, break your momma's back. Smoke some crack, break your momma's heart.

    By Pure Guava,
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