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1 pointYou can't drop a C-bomb in polite company anymore or an H-bomb on an eastern country. It's political correctness gone mad.
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1 pointLooking for a way to spice things up in the bedroom? Try barbecue sauce. It's not just for food anymore.
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1 pointpahk the cah in Hahvad Yahd more like park the car in Harvard yard im a tourist
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1 pointBitcoin is stupid.
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1 pointPut your butt up on my butt. When you jut I jut we jut.
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1 pointGetting your bike helmet snagged in a turbine is so dangerous it’ll make your head spin.
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1 point"Imagine how funny it would be if a bug could play the drums", said John Lennon.
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1 pointThe dental hygienist joined up with the auto mechanic and together they made the entire world feel terrible about itself.
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1 pointWhen I was a boy I heard the story of Icarus and was always afraid I'd fly too close to the sun. Thankfully it turns out the sun is 93 million miles away so I can start going on planes again.
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1 pointHe meant well. But what he said was “artesian borehole.”
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1 pointBishop takes knight = Chess. Bishop takes the night = Catholic rave.
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1 pointTo get your porn star name, first start acting in porn films, then select a name to go in the credits.
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1 pointFillibustering the catchphrase forum didn't have the desired effect but it did mean SideofMcG got fired from his job
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1 pointIf you're Psychokinetic and you know it, clap my hands.
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1 pointAs the saying goes, “Early to bed, catch the worm, gather no moss and don’t be a bitch.”
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1 pointAlso grimace will jack you off at the top of the twisty slide.
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