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The Prodigy and The Crystal Method are so close they’re basically Chemical Brothers.

Fuck it, continue eating bees, see if I care

A humble first submission for the closing theme

I want Luke Skywalker to force feed me.

when it comes to Leonardos, it’s all about DiCaprio and Da Vinci. and if you disagree, prepare for dislaprio and da pinchy

New catch phrase

I have no interest in boobies, blue-footed or otherwise.

After I mated with my bicycle I became a spokesperson.

Whoever kills Carrot Top gets Santa Claused into a slightly beefier Carrot Top body

Time is money; poop is funny.

If you can’t take the poop jokes, get out of the airwaves.

Whoever named blueberries really phoned it in.

People say shop till you drop, but I'm a grump till I dump.

I mashed up this year's theme with Once In A Lifetime! I kept thinking about the syllables matching up so I did it. Also because my view of the world is through the lens of Talking Heads. I'd rather you use my real life name from the soundcloud if you play it on the show

not calling anyone an asshole for not liking an episode ... thats never a problem ...if someone annoys you or shouts alot and takes away from your enjoyment ... complain away, thats ok .. but targeted harassment of a person just to indulge your own prejudices and being a dick in an other wise friendly, welcoming space and then running back to your home under a bridge .. that's what make an asshole. 2017 should be a no asshole year ... is that possible ... 2016 has been full of them ... 2016 is an asshole! note: i just noticed i called people assholes for being dicks ... makes as much sense as their nonsense .. but nicole would be a welcome allstar

I hope they bring Cameron back and she just repeats "The penis is the least important part of sex" for an hour straight the same way Chirrut Imwe says (I spoiler-tagged that, but I don't really consider a spoiler. Just erring on the side of Rogue One caution)

One thing I noticed during the Howdies that I didn't catch during the episode was that during the Pete Holmes Award (which sounds weird to say outside of Doug Loves Movies), when Pete makes the "club sandwich" joke, someone in the audience just goes, "Oh god." And it's the most perfect thing ever.

Yeah, I thought the whole "We're sorry for making you listen to Pete Holmes screaming at you," was a direct reference to all of the message board controversy.

Great episode! I'm looking forward to the next one. Although, I think Jason got robbed in the "One-Liners" category. That, "You said it perfectly: 'aggresively'" is still one of my favorite off the cuff moments. I think this whole goddamn thing might be rigged...