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This Sci-fi movie has all of the interesting choices! It’s vaguely erotic, ludicrously acted, full of spray tanned bodies, and feels like a Lifetime movie mixed with Species. Plus it’s currently on Netflix. Take a look at this movie, my wife and I literally lol’d throughout. So many wtf moments!

New catch phrase

Floyd Mayweather makes $100 million per fight. Last time I fisted a guy in public, all I got was my watch stolen

My neighbor and his girlfriend are unaware that they recently made a sex tape.

I rewatched both Alien and Aliens for the upteenth time last week (I'm going through the rest of the Alien, Predator and AvP films to complete this monsterverse) and I'm still firmly in the Aliens side of the debate. Both are masterpieces and perhaps comparing them constantly does a disservice to both films, but I do feel like Aliens gets a bad rap as a shlocky action film. If Alien benefits from the character development, world building and emotion of the later films, then Aliens is hindered by the countless Gears of War-style space marine bug-hunting games and films that took the wrong message from the film. In Aliens, the marines are super cocky until they get their asses handed to them in the very first encounter where most of the unit is wiped out. Any catchphrase-spouting and "hurrah"-ing is done in parody. There's not even that much action in the film until the final 20 minutes. Anyway, this isn't supposed to be about Aliens. There's not much to say about Alien as I don't think anyone frequenting these forums would disagree that this film should be preserved. I agree with pretty much all of the criticisms brought up on the pod, but, much like Chungking Express, sometimes things like conventional character development isn't always necessary to tell a compelling story. We know who these people are (truckers) and all that matters is they act believably, something Prometheus got so wrong.

well, now that you mention it, this one hundred dollar bill does look an awful lot like a rubber chicken. hey, wait a minute! somebody stop that clown car!

red sky at night, sailor’s delight. red sky at morning, sailors take warning. red sky at noon, sailors sing out of tune. red sky in august, sailors eat sawdust

Hachi machi, where’s my hitachi!

I went to the bathroom in your bedroom. I then went to the bathroom in your messenger bag. It isn’t really about rooms, I guess. It’s about diarrhea.

She told me she likes subs. Now I gotta pretend to be a submissive, sandwich-loving U-boat captain just to cover all the bases.

Anjelica Huston, we have a problem. the number two engine has failed and mission control mistakenly gave us your phone number instead of theirs

Shut the barn door, you're lettin all the wiener out

I wouldn't say I have an arthropod fetish, but I think we can all agree that the shapely thorax of a trilobite is enough to give any man a pre-Cambrian explosion

Abraham asks Bebraham ”Would you like some Zebra-Ham?”

Hilarious!

A car jacking is a very different crime in the Pixar universe.

If you wake up in your swamp and are no longer green, you might be a red Shrek.

You can't please all the people all the time. Only MouthBot 5000 can do that, and he's getting on in years

They call me "Sexual Chocolate", because I melt in your mouth, and you have to keep me away from dogs

Congrats on getting featured, my dear boy!