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It’s 3:22am. Creepalong Bob is standing outside your open window, staring at you and flossing his dark green incisors with a strand of corn silk. What
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Boy the way Glen Miller played / Songs that made the hit parade / His plane fell in a fusillade / And sharks ate his face
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Boy the way Glenn Miller played / Songs that made the hit parade / His plane fell in a fusillade / And shaaaaaaarks ate his face
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A nonfinite holomorphic vector bundle and an orthogonal Riemann manifold walk through a bar together at different times without entering it.
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Tom Bosley. You will never find a more wretched excuse for a "That '70s Show" guest star.
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She’ll be coming round the mountain driving six white horses when she comes, if you’re into that kind of thing.
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Back in my day, we had to submit catchphrases to catchphrasery@aol.com on our Commodore 64s and wait for a response via pager from Scott’s grandfather, Old Groucherman.
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Lou Costello
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I went to the woods because I wished to poop deliberately, and not, when I die, remember that I shat my pants at the company picnic.
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Craptown ladies pushin’ brown, all the doo doo day
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“Oh, so now this jackass is doing a bit on corn sandwiches,” you’re thinking. Perhaps. But that doesn’t negate their deliciousness. So if it be a bit, a bit it be.
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Captain’s log: firm, chestnut brown, with flecks of corn and a robustly disgusting aroma. Very good—you may return to the bridge, Sir.
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What do Winnie the Pooh, Donald Duck, and your mom right after I climbed out of her bedroom window last night have in common?
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Pantsless, we beat on, backs against the current, borne free-balling it into the past.
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Lou Ferrigno
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I’m elastic and you’re adhesive so your malicious invectives rebound off my reflexive husk and affix themselves to your mucilaginous facade.
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My bologna has a very long Slavic patronym, it’s R O Z H D E S T V E N S K I J A M O V O V I C H
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It's pronounced new-FUN-land, and there they grow corn aplenty just for you, you specious little corn-o-phile.
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Acorn squash. Mount Doom. A number 1 screwdriver. Coincidence? I think not.
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When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of corn, that's not cool, man.
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That one study has shown that there are not enough corn-themed catchphrases.
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And in cornclusion, will someone please make the movie Children of the Cornholio?
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