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About CaptPukeFish

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    I’m famous behind the paywall
  • Birthday 04/09/1981

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    USA
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  1. CaptPukeFish
    In the land of milk and honey, the one-eyed man is king, and if you’re lucky, on Kings day, you will be chosen to pour milk and honey into the hole in his face where his eye used to be.
  2. CaptPukeFish
    It’s like my future self is always going to say, whatever you do, do not, submit the meta time-travel catchphrase.
  3. CaptPukeFish
    I don’t have to stand here and listen to this! But I do have to lay and here and sniff it. That my fault for not reading the fart contract.
  4. CaptPukeFish
    I was never a big fan of anal fungus, but it’s starting to grow on me.
  5. CaptPukeFish
    Inside of you there are two lions, or is that people dressed as lions? This is gross. I am not watching anymore of this.
  6. CaptPukeFish
    God works in mysterious ways, but not as mysterious as me. Maybe think about that before pulling some shit fool. Hashtag blessed.
  7. CaptPukeFish
    Look, I’m not trying to split hairs here. I’m trying to put a bunch of hairs together, and get all kinds of nasty.
  8. CaptPukeFish
    They call me mellow yellow, but my friends call me a manic depressive who still pees the bed.
  9. CaptPukeFish
    There are no stupid people, only stupid catchphrases, like the one your hearing now, stupid.
  10. CaptPukeFish
    Absinthe makes my farts blow stronger.
  11. CaptPukeFish
    Comedy. Comm. eh. Dee. Comedy. Could you use it in a sentence please?
  12. CaptPukeFish
    Get those hands off my tankini, and get those glands on this stank weenie.
  13. CaptPukeFish
    A podcast strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a wolf man.
  14. CaptPukeFish
    Judge Judy not, lest you be judge dredd.
  15. CaptPukeFish
    There comes a time and a place. The time? now. The place? Your ears. The comes? Courtesy of yours truly.
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