StopEatingBees
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There were plenty of navy blue Smurfs in that village, but none ever made it on camera. Racism.
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I hope my balls never find out that I'm not the suave lothario they've been led to believe I am
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Whoever kills Carrot Top gets Santa Claused into a slightly beefier Carrot Top body
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, but I just can't stay mad at those balls
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Erwin Schrodinger put his dick in a box & it became both hard and soft
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Hey baby, do you have a beef carpet? And if so, does it match your curtains? Because you got those.
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As my grandpa said on his deathbed, "Get me off of this deathbed!"
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My prison name was Mitochondria because I was the powerhouse of the cell
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Shout out to fire, you may have killed my family but you sure grill a tasty steak
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I'm better than Hitler but I don't know how to prove it
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If ninjas are so sneaky then how come we know about em
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My main criticism of the centaur is this: why can't they kiss when they make love?
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Morse code is a GREAT way to communicate at glory holes
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Am I having sex with a drill? Of course not! I'm doing a bit.
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Sometimes you have to get blinded by the light to know how it feels to be wrapped up like a douche
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Floyd Mayweather makes $100 million per fight. Last time I fisted a guy in public, all I got was my watch stolen
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Hell is for children, so for legal reasons I guess I can't really go there after all
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Once I find a bowling pin, some olive oil, and a signed consent form, this scavenger hunt is as good as over!
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Periods may stop sentences but they won't stop me.
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If you could take away a typewriter and add a monkey, then you don't really have infinite monkeys
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When you masturbate in the rain, nobody can tell you're crying
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There are two wolves inside you. Also two geese and two sacks of grain. Good luck crossing the river now, bitch
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Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, I had a TurboGrafx but it wasn't worth a piss
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Would anyone like to buy some drugs? I, Scott Aukerman, sell illegal drugs to make ends meet
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