LOL

[Smigg 1488]

Smigg, were you one of the writers on the "Saw" franchise? If so, I commend your ability to explain what every character, no matter how big or small, was doing during every second of the day, no matter how little it mattered or how much it unnecessarily overcomplicated what should have been a very simple story, and how you've now honed and turned those talents towards the ULTIMATE in torture porn, "L-O-fucking-L".

 

 

haha, nope, I just have this amazingly weird brain that just picks up on weird shit, and I just get this shit just that pops into my head. I wish I could monetise it to be honest with you, but, instead, I'm stuck with this weird stuff that just pops into my head out of nowhere.

[Cameron H. 23786]

I was going to say that maybe we should get off the chicken, but I think she does that in the movie--BOOM!

 

**CameronH=Keeping it classy**

[Smigg 1488]

You could say, she needed a cock. I'm sorry, that was obvious and hacky.

 

Although, it's basically the same as what I saw a couple of days ago when I was in the shop. This old lady was looking at the Coke bottles at the different names on them. She flags over a member of staff and said "I'm looking for a 'Dick', have you got one?" And I laughed so hard, I nearly passed out.

[Smigg 1488]

Well, I watch last night's episode of The League, and Jason actually said "Shit Dick", and I couldn't help but smile.

[Smigg 1488]

Even though this thread has all but died, I had to bring this forward.

 

I was in the supermarket, and they were trying to sell LOL on DVD for £8. Which works out at around $13!

[Cameron H. 23786]

Even though this thread has all but died, I had to bring this forward.

 

I was in the supermarket, and they were trying to sell LOL on DVD for £8. Which works out at around $13!

 

How many copies did you get?

 

Also, you should recommend for them to put a display by the poultry. That's just good cross-promotion.

[Smigg 1488]

 

How many copies did you get?

 

Also, you should recommend for them to put a display by the poultry. That's just good cross-promotion.

 

Weirdly enough, they were near the webcams.

[Big McLargehuge 31]

I worked on the DVD and BluRay for this movie. I watched it three times in English, once in French, once in Spanish, and listened to the commentary twice (which features the Director and the two least famous girls who played Miley's friends in the movie). That's seven times the poultry action.

 

Some points that reading this thread reminded me of:

 

Three generations of raspy-ness split between Miley, Demi and Marlo Thomas. Marlo wins the rasp-off, because you can't mess with experience.

 

Early on in the film when Miley is texting her BFF, you can see on the phone where it says "Unknown Number". She never bothered to enter her life-long guy-buddy's name into her phone?

 

"So Undercover" was slightly better, but only because there was no way to go any lower. I need a new job.

[WEdidITagain 458]

I worked on the DVD and BluRay for this movie. I watched it three times in English, once in French, once in Spanish, and listened to the commentary twice (which features the Director and the two least famous girls who played Miley's friends in the movie). That's seven times the poultry action.

 

Some points that reading this thread reminded me of:

 

Three generations of raspy-ness split between Miley, Demi and Marlo Thomas. Marlo wins the rasp-off, because you can't mess with experience.

 

Early on in the film when Miley is texting her BFF, you can see on the phone where it says "Unknown Number". She never bothered to enter her life-long guy-buddy's name into her phone?

 

"So Undercover" was slightly better, but only because there was no way to go any lower. I need a new job.

 

DID

YOU

LOSE

YOUR

FUCKING

MIND

[Big McLargehuge 31]

 

DID

YOU

LOSE

YOUR

FUCKING

MIND

YES

I

DID

THANKS

FOR

YOUR

CONCERN

[Bob Drillboids 181]

I know we've seemingly analyzed just about every awful detail of this POS, but there was another ridiculous moment that I don't think has been mentioned yet on this thread - Demi Moore's character's choice to blindly trust hotcop and hop on his motorcycle immediately after meeting him. Instead of reacting like a sane human adult (which is to say, being creeped out and telling him to fuck off), she just accepts that he's a cop and goes for the joy ride home. And even if she did have some objective evidence that he truly was a police officer, that still doesn't make it acceptable to get on his motorcycle. He's a complete stranger and a creeper. She's extremely fortunate that she didn't end up face down in a ditch out by some Chicagoland access road.

[Smigg 1488]

I know we've seemingly analyzed just about every awful detail of this POS, but there was another ridiculous moment that I don't think has been mentioned yet on this thread - Demi Moore's character's choice to blindly trust hotcop and hop on his motorcycle immediately after meeting him. Instead of reacting like a sane human adult (which is to say, being creeped out and telling him to fuck off), she just accepts that he's a cop and goes for the joy ride home. And even if she did have some objective evidence that he truly was a police officer, that still doesn't make it acceptable to get on his motorcycle. He's a complete stranger and a creeper. She's extremely fortunate that she didn't end up face down in a ditch out by some Chicagoland access road.

 

Well, it also explains why her daughter in the movie is such a shallow twat. Not to mention the three asshole pothead friends she has basically encouraging her to jump on any dick that makes itself available, because "Your ex-husband is banging anyone who will let him!"

 

Not only that, I just saw "Let's Be Cops", so, it's made me think of one thing, how do we know that he is actually a detective? For all we know, the aforementioned 'corrupt black cop' was just his wingman who's put on a uniform, and said "Hey, let's go down to the courthouse to game on some bitches! They're vunerable!"

 

Considering someone seduced another person with a raw chicken, it's not out of the realm of possibility.

[Smigg 1488]

In fact, here's one I don't think happened, why didn't Shit Dicks 2 and 3 end up beating the shit out of each other? Not only that, seemingly get on well enough to win the fixed Battle of the Bands.

 

Miley got dumped by Shit Dick 2, and immediately jumped on Shit Dick 3's dick. That's a SERIOUS breach of "Bros before Hoes" if I ever saw one. Then, you have Shit Dick 2 calling her a "Skank Ass Hoe", in front of him. If she's supposed to be his lifelong best friend, surely he'd say "Come on! That's a bit strong" at least, and if she's his woman, you punch the guy clean in the face.

 

No wonder his dad is sending him to Military School, he needs to grow a pair of balls!

[MondayCity 194]

I know we've seemingly analyzed just about every awful detail of this POS, but there was another ridiculous moment that I don't think has been mentioned yet on this thread - Demi Moore's character's choice to blindly trust hotcop and hop on his motorcycle immediately after meeting him. Instead of reacting like a sane human adult (which is to say, being creeped out and telling him to fuck off), she just accepts that he's a cop and goes for the joy ride home. And even if she did have some objective evidence that he truly was a police officer, that still doesn't make it acceptable to get on his motorcycle. He's a complete stranger and a creeper. She's extremely fortunate that she didn't end up face down in a ditch out by some Chicagoland access road.

1) I want to be on this thread for historical purposes and Why was Demi at the courthouse without her car?

[Smigg 1488]

1) I want to be on this thread for historical purposes and Why was Demi at the courthouse without her car?

 

Welcome to the thread

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

I know we've seemingly analyzed just about every awful detail of this POS, but there was another ridiculous moment that I don't think has been mentioned yet on this thread - Demi Moore's character's choice to blindly trust hotcop and hop on his motorcycle immediately after meeting him. Instead of reacting like a sane human adult (which is to say, being creeped out and telling him to fuck off), she just accepts that he's a cop and goes for the joy ride home. And even if she did have some objective evidence that he truly was a police officer, that still doesn't make it acceptable to get on his motorcycle. He's a complete stranger and a creeper. She's extremely fortunate that she didn't end up face down in a ditch out by some Chicagoland access road.

Doesn't she get out on a boat with him too at some point? He totally could have "Dexter"-ed her out there.

[Smigg 1488]

Doesn't she get out on a boat with him too at some point? He totally could have "Dexter"-ed her out there.

 

Would have been funny if she was his lead on a massive drugs bust and they were going after her asshole friends.

[Jamie Power 224]

1) I want to be on this thread for historical purposes and Why was Demi at the courthouse without her car?

 

At this point this thread has become therapy for those who put themselves through the ordeal of watching this film.

[Smigg 1488]

So, I am watching The League on Netflix, and someone just happened to show up...

 

[Lando 2019]

"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

[Jamie Power 224]

"Sometimes the gods know what is best for us." - Merick

[Smigg 1488]

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders.

[Lando 2019]

Smigg, I'm just worried that one day you are going to be hunkered down in a room with "shit dicks" written all over the walls and mumbling about finger blasting a chicken.

[Smigg 1488]

Smigg, I'm just worried that one day you are going to be hunkered down in a room with "shit dicks" written all over the walls and mumbling about finger blasting a chicken.

 

I was, during the movie. In fact, I haven't shaved since I saw the movie over a month ago now. It has seriously affected me.

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

Smigg...