agata 2789 Posted March 11, 2014 Sean and Hayes start the show off by discussing a trend in media lately that they love: rando humor, or comedy that comes out of nowhere! Then, close friend of the show DC PIERSON joins the guys to walk through the evolution of video, share some exclusive tips for what to do when going to auditions, and chat about learning lines, Disneyland, and how to one-up your competition in the waiting room. 2 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted March 11, 2014 Great mention of Seattle in 1993 at 44:12. DC Pierson knows a thing or two about 5 star iTunes reviews. You guys could learn a thing or two. Just saying. Love You, Bye. Share this post Link to post
OcterDoctopus 1079 Posted March 11, 2014 Is anyone else not seeing the episode appear in their iTunes? I'm beginning to fear that there might've been a small technical error in the upload of this show. No popcorn gallery this week, the hosts refuse to interact in the forums, now this. Gelmania never had these kinds of issues. 6 Share this post Link to post
xoValeriexo 4369 Posted March 11, 2014 Is anyone else not seeing the episode appear in their iTunes? I'm beginning to fear that there might've been a small technical error in the upload of this show. No popcorn gallery this week, the hosts refuse to interact in the forums, now this. Gelmania never had these kinds of issues. Yeah, it's not working for me on iTunes either. First my favorite zumba instructor gets cancer and now this. 14 Share this post Link to post
RyanWright 713 Posted March 11, 2014 meh...skippable. I miss the softly delivered condescension toward the guests. S+H have no problem downing us and the engineers but seem to just become more and more friendly with these C list "celebs". Guess I'll have to depend on Between Two Ferns for belittling interviews...ehh smh 1 Share this post Link to post
kneisage 2108 Posted March 11, 2014 Yeah, weird, it's not downloading for me either. I clicked on it on the site though to listen, and hello! Surprise! I'm loffing. 3 Share this post Link to post
Gabe Danon 290 Posted March 11, 2014 iTunes is fixed now you guys. There was a small error and it was my fault, I deserve no kisses for 3 weeks. 7 Share this post Link to post
agata 2789 Posted March 11, 2014 sorry about the itunes issue, guys. i can't let gabe take all the blame for this error. but i will. just kidding, it was my fault. send your hate mail to me. 6 Share this post Link to post
kobthatreal 5896 Posted March 11, 2014 Been sitting here trying to think of an example of something not Rando. Here's the best I got. A student is taking his final exam in college philosophy class. "Pencils down, papers turned in on my desk immediately!" says the Professor. All of the students but one turn in their paper. The student continues to write. "PENCILS DOWN YOUNG MAN, PENCILS DOWN NOW OR I WILL FAIL YOU" the professor yells, getting angry with the show of disobedience. The student continues writing. Finally, after lots of yelling, the student gets up and walks to the desk, where there is a large stack of all the other students final exams. "You will receive a failing grade for directly disobeying me!!" Barks the professor. The student looks at the professor and says, "Do you know who I am?" "What?!" Barks the professor. "Do you have any idea who I am? Do you know my name." "Well," the professor said, pausing in a moment of uncertainty, "I guess I don't." The student lifts up a bunch of the papers and throws his paper in the middle of the stack. "That's cause I'm a fucking ghost, and you're a dog. But you're also a fucking ghost. Why do you think you kept barking? We died of asbestos 20 years ago. This isn't even a college classroom, it's a fucking cemetery. We're at a fucking cemetery man!!! MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!" The Dog Professor looks at the ghost student and says, "Congratulations, you passed the test." 3 Share this post Link to post
kneisage 2108 Posted March 11, 2014 iTunes is fixed now you guys. There was a small error and it was my fault, I deserve no kisses for 3 weeks. sorry about the itunes issue, guys. i can't let gabe take all the blame for this error. but i will. just kidding, it was my fault. send your hate mail to me. Personally I think you both deserve kisses for being honest and for doing your best but hey, if you don't want them, that's on you! I hope at the very least Jeff Ulrich gives you a lil pat on the head 4 Share this post Link to post
OcterDoctopus 1079 Posted March 11, 2014 Yes, the iTunes issue has been resolved. You may close the support ticket now and update the alert. Everyone at the service desk has been running around like chickens with their heads cut off and a few high stakes customers are bitching about their service level agreements. We're still going to need a root cause analysis and after action report before we determine who gets how many kisses. 9 Share this post Link to post
Gabe Danon 290 Posted March 11, 2014 I hope at the very least Jeff Ulrich gives you a lil pat on the head Yes, on the head would be a most welcome change indeed. J/K J/K J/K Jeff is 100% appropriate at all times. 3 Share this post Link to post
hugLife 492 Posted March 11, 2014 ...am I the only one who prefers to go to the Earwolf site to hear podcasts? I like the studio photos which were conveniently MISSING this week. The guest was probably Sean in character...this isn't CBB...or the ADPPP... Share this post Link to post
kobthatreal 5896 Posted March 11, 2014 It worked fine on iTunes Platinum Celebrity Big Wig edition. I guess you guys weren't wearing big enough wigs? 3 Share this post Link to post
agata 2789 Posted March 11, 2014 ...am I the only one who prefers to go to the Earwolf site to hear podcasts? I like the studio photos which were conveniently MISSING this week. The guest was probably Sean in character...this isn't CBB...or the ADPPP... added the photos to prove to you that the guest was real. 1 Share this post Link to post
JacobCrites 4977 Posted March 11, 2014 That photo of DC made me unspeakably sad. He looks like he needs a good bussin' up. 1 Share this post Link to post
gototimsvlogdotnet 2886 Posted March 12, 2014 My favorite rando joke goes: "Guess what? Chicken butt!" 2 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted March 12, 2014 Been sitting here trying to think of an example of something not Rando. Here's the best I got. A student is taking his final exam in college philosophy class. "Pencils down, papers turned in on my desk immediately!" says the Professor. All of the students but one turn in their paper. The student continues to write. "PENCILS DOWN YOUNG MAN, PENCILS DOWN NOW OR I WILL FAIL YOU" the professor yells, getting angry with the show of disobedience. The student continues writing. Finally, after lots of yelling, the student gets up and walks to the desk, where there is a large stack of all the other students final exams. "You will receive a failing grade for directly disobeying me!!" Barks the professor. The student looks at the professor and says, "Do you know who I am?" "What?!" Barks the professor. "Do you have any idea who I am? Do you know my name." "Well," the professor said, pausing in a moment of uncertainty, "I guess I don't." The student lifts up a bunch of the papers and throws his paper in the middle of the stack. "That's cause I'm a fucking ghost, and you're a dog. But you're also a fucking ghost. Why do you think you kept barking? We died of asbestos 20 years ago. This isn't even a college classroom, it's a fucking cemetery. We're at a fucking cemetery man!!! MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!" The Dog Professor looks at the ghost student and says, "Congratulations, you passed the test." You forgot to mention the slow clap by the rest of the class at the end. 1 Share this post Link to post
showshowbro 1177 Posted March 12, 2014 hypothetical scenario... ...two hollywood 'it-boys' take a break from crushin' to start a weekly advice column. A. What would you call the column? B. What types of things might you ask them? i'll toss one into the mixer -- Dear Uncles Clements and Davenport, Boys, you know I respect your opinion and that's why i'm writing (Thanks again for bailing me out last time--the name North West was a real hit). But i'm in trouble again, the wedding is just around the corner and the guest list is starting to dwarf our venue. My beach house is just TOO DARN SMALL. I know that my place isn't nearly as roomy as your Santa Barbara house but I thought you might have some tips. -Kanye p.s. have you seen my tevas? i think i left them there that time when you taught me to throw a spiral.. 4 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted March 12, 2014 So I Googled "weird freak bitch at the show" and it directed me to the Facebook page of Rando Calrissian... It's cool though, I'm 1/8th Canadian. So Rando. 1 Share this post Link to post
hugLife 492 Posted March 12, 2014 Wouldn't it be so John Rando if you went to Washington and tweaked out about how "they drew first blood, not me"? 1 Share this post Link to post
burdrulz 1760 Posted March 12, 2014 Rando Sando. I used to know this guy that worked at star bucks named Randy. He would always bring us sandwiches so we called him Randy Sandwich. Have you ever heard the song 'gonja farmer'? See how i did a rando thing by changing the subject so abruptly. 2 Share this post Link to post
Toby Keith Sweat 1000 Posted March 12, 2014 Rajon Rando is leading the NBA in LOLs and WTFs this season. Also, assists. Dude can drop dimes. 4 Share this post Link to post
