Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend

[Scooby Donkers 1514]

To piggyback on Andrew's good ideas about funny jokes with initials, what about "HD 1080p," Hayes?

 

I'll break it down: HD is initials but also High Definitions, 1080 is for that sick 1080 you can do on halfpipes shredding mountains, p is for penis bc that's for fuckin

[mwn 5470]

HD = Harvey Danger, best known for mid-90s alt-rock hit "Flagpole Sitta"

1080 = the amount of times I've listened to "Flagpole Sitta"

p = penis for fuckin

[rod aug 5637]

HD = hard drive, where I keep all my porn

1080 = the amount of Ps in my porn vids

p = penis for fuckin

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

#jfc everyone I only included people on page 3 who had profile pictures of themselves (or apparently of themselves).

 

If you want a more complete stack ranking, please email me a headshot at timrulz54+hollywood@gmail.com.

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

It's simmered down recently but me and Tim have had an ongoing feud for a while now. It's been so long that I don't remember what we started fighting about in the first place

 

I actually *do* remember, because I'm not a GD frittata like Joey Girlman. Back a while ago, Joe said that he thought Hollywood Handbook should start taking stands on issues, and I was onthe side that that's not the place of the show.

[kobthatreal 5896]

I'm a ride or die Treesehead, been down since day one, and you can check my creds, and you can check your attitudes about Tim at the door, where they normally check coats, not that I'm riding coat tails, but I will coat my tail in red paint, and use it as a very broad brush, to speak metaphorically for a change since everything I said previous was all 100% literal, in which I will paint all Joe McHurlers as dweebazoids and herbivores.Edit: #getrekt #sleeponapeayouprincesses #x-pacandchynasextape

[rod aug 5637]

I apologize for the misunderstanding, (fuck you,) Tim. Kyle Mooney is my profile picture, I am too self conscious to put my picture up.

 

Somehow I was able to post a pic of myself a week or 2 ago on here, that was unusual for me.

[xoValeriexo 4369]

#fuckyoukameronconforti

[xoValeriexo 4369]

I apologize for the misunderstanding, (fuck you,) Tim. Kyle Mooney is my profile picture, I am too self conscious to put my picture up.

 

Somehow I was able to post a pic of myself a week or 2 ago on here, that was unusual for me.

 

Ep 49, Comment 139

[showshowbro 1177]

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[showshowbro 1177]

^^ thazzzzzzz right bitches -- I figgered out how to do it -- suck on theeese!!!!

[showshowbro 1177]

For real tho what are those little x2 buttons for???

 

Also, great posting. A few things..

1. @ rod aug -- Met Kyle in the elevator at work. There’s a tv show named after our building. It’s the ‘hi my name is earl building.’
   
2. @ anastasia – probly a buff baby with a big ‘ol man dong in my diaper. probly barf and lonestar. avon barksdale in a wet-suit with a flatscreen on it??? doing a segment called pimp my Halloween costume this week..
   
3. More like Joe Mcwoman, the way he makes tim insecure about his tiny 7 incher (its thick tho..)
   
4. I’m so bored at work but I’m gonna be off the night shift soooooo sooooooooooooon.
   

[VinsanityV22 500]

"Hope you like having Engineer Brett on your side. Must be a really great feeling to have him agree with you on how to pronounce a word" -- whoa! Serious burn! #shotsfired!

 

I don't think I've ever heard an argument between Sean & Hayes get so nasty.

 

"Give it to me Jewish"! Delightful.

[skizelo 2536]

P.P.S. Mr Clements, has also any pretty girls said to you "please show me Clemency" when you were giving them that good hard loving? This also seems like a funny good joke.

 

What's your favourite type of miniature organe? Mine is a clemenstine

[Andrew 4646]

 

What's your favourite type of miniature organe? Mine is a clemenstine

 

Is that like a F-F-F-Frankenstein?

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

 

Ep 49, Comment 139

 

Not a good "best friend" face... sorry, man...

[Joe McGurl 8358]

#fuckyoukameronconforti

 

 

Now, THIS is a movement that I think we all can get behind

[rod aug 5637]

 

Ep 49, Comment 139

oh fuck my cock

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

This year's headliners at Hollywoodstock Handbook BurningMan SupremeFest 2014. Jammin

Hayes plays his keytar like green day. Sean and Gil practice levitation & balance, no hands ma

 

[Casaba 5942]

@ anastasia – probly a buff baby with a big ‘ol man dong in my diaper. probly barf and lonestar. avon barksdale in a wet-suit with a flatscreen on it??? doing a segment called pimp my Halloween costume this week..

 

I think you should go with Avon Barksdale in a wet-suit with a flatscreen on it. It's fun but it'll make the kids think too. It's conceptual.

[Casaba 5942]

oh fuck my cock

 

In my most motherly tone I will say, "What? You're a handsome young man. And you have a nice t-shirt on. Why be so self-conscious?"

[Andrew 4646]

oh fuck my cock

 

Woah! You trying to get a big Warn Status rating, trying to feel like a big man? Cool it!

[rod aug 5637]

 

In my most motherly tone I will say, "What? You're a handsome young man. And you have a nice t-shirt on. Why be so self-conscious?"

thanks momma Anastasia!

To be honest I was just looking for an excuse to use that exclamation, I don't mind people seeing that picture.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

I changed my picture to show that I have #1 handsome boy status on these forums and the h8rs need to back off.

[Scooby Donkers 1514]

Hey you guys remember that episode of Get A Life with Chris Elliot, Handsome Boy Modeling School? And the rap album/group named after it? Which is also good, just like the show? I actually got the album first, then learned about the show.

 

I recommend both, but esp that show, if you can find episodes. It's truly amazing that such a stupid, bizarre show was on normal TV. It's very silly and good