Episode 53 — Two Birthday Boys, Our Close Friends

[skizelo 2536]

If you weren't an actor/comedian, would you prefer to be a clerk or a duke?

[DEATHMAN 3317]

Dear Clark Duke,

 

You look like a child. What's that like?

 

 

somebody asked johnny pemberton this same question but it applies here too

[honlads 8798]

Greggy, I'm only now listening to your podcast. It's so, so good.

[DEATHMAN 3317]

I just got back from school and changed out of my education clothes

[greggy 15909]

I just got back from school and changed out of my education clothes

sick, lay some rhymes on us

edit: sh*t i just fuc*ed my own callback

put the education clothes back on THEN rap

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Clark, is your net worth really $4 million? That seems high considering your career. What single thing paid the best (or are you an investments genius).

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

 

Nice costume change, TKS! I should change my costume too.

 

its just the right amount of spooky

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no, scratch that. too scary

[xoValeriexo 4369]

MBOP got two Clem likes this week. He deserved them, but.. whatever, nevermind.

 

Candace Cameron's husband's name is Valeri. My elementary school custodian was named Kelly. That guy from O-Town is named Ashley. I'm gonna name my future son Anastasia Vigo.

 

I tried to buy Cracklin' Oat Bran (I've never had it), but I went to the fancy grocery store so it was $6. Guess I'll have to wait a little longer to see what all the fuss is about.

 

This episode was really, really funny. The Cards Against Humanity advertisement lived up to all the forum hype.

 

I felt loved in this episode.

 

If I got a HH tattoo do you think Sean would 'like' it?

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

 

 

Candace Cameron's husband's name is Valeri.

Valeri Bure! Russian hockey players!

[kobthatreal 5896]

Val, I don't know if you should get the tattoo or not. Personally, I treat my body like a temple.... Of DOOM! Lol hahahahahaha no but seriously whatever you do I will support and probably make a nice post about it that'll grab a couple of those tasty Host likes. Shit, ol' fogey files might even pop in and hit me with a like. I mean, there's really no telling how far my run on sentences and non formatted walls of text will reach.

[mwn 5470]

IMHO, the first season of "Look Around You" is perfect comedy.

 

But that's not why I'm here. Mr. Duke, have you ever been to the hospital? I haven't in a long time and it seems scary now. Any help is appreciated.

[PatrickMichaelMeyer 189]

Clark,

 

Your initials are CD... Was it upsetting for you when CD burners came out? Did anyone ever accidentally burn you when they really meant to burn Chumbawumba?

[chanson 9697]

Clark Duke,

 

1.) You seem great?

 

2.) Do you think you're funny?

 

3.) Is hot tubs is movies or is time machines?

 

4.) How soon do you believe we will all die of ebola?

 

5.) What will the new society of ebola survivors be called and who will be its leader? You can't say Hillary Clinton because that's too easy.

[Casaba 5942]

I'm gonna name my future son Anastasia Vigo.

 

VB, I always thought I would name my first child after myself, the way rich men do. So maybe some day our sons, both named Anastasia Vigo, will play together.

[Andrew 4646]

Clerk Duke,

 

1) Would you rather be Clark Duke or Clark Kent?

 

2) You were in an episode of The New Girl. What is Mr Schmidt like in real life?

 

3) Will my questions get picked when other posters have much better ones this week?

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

Clarke,

 

You and Michael Serra still best buds? If not, is that why you stopped making small Internet movies together?

[burdrulz 1760]

you guys get a chance to check out the rapsters today?

 

[burdrulz 1760]

Maybe it's just me, but for me, I think Illmatic is the best hip hop album of all time.

 

I've never heard anyone say that before.

[Casaba 5942]

you guys get a chance to check out the rapsters today?

 

 

Who is your favorite Rapster? I think mine is Nelson, although I'd like to see more from Michelle.

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Guys is tattoos movies? If like flexing ones with movable parts. And is Reggie Watts a hiphop? If so he is my favorite rapster. He does pushing rhythmic buttons and making mouth drums very flyly

[Casaba 5942]

Guys is tattoos movies? If like flexing ones with movable parts. And is Reggie Watts a hiphop? If so he is my favorite rapster. He does pushing rhythmic buttons and making mouth drums very flyly

 

Like Pete's tattoo?

 

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

ugzackly

[xoValeriexo 4369]

Why did I visit the How Did This Get Made forum? I'm plumb outta likes!

[greggy 15909]

Why did I visit the How Did This Get Made forum? I'm plumb outta likes!

same, they are actually doing good work over there this week i must admit

edti: oh look they are back again

[rod aug 5637]

how did this get liked?