Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend

[chanson 9697]

...I think that people who like Hollywood Handjobs just have undiscovered and/or uncategorizable personality disorders that lead them to seek out the virtual company of people who they can't see or form actual relationships with but yet feel oddly attached to... And also have formed a personality cult around two charismatic leaders and engineer Cody.

[tartan 352]

it's a good thing the boys have gotten new novelty business cards since the last time the topic of business cards that are funny came up.

 

was nervous it could have been a bit redundant but i guess i should have known better than to expect sean and hayes to have the same business cards they had five months ago

[sheeshkabob 213]

A few weeks ago I started going to a new yoga teacher, and after a couple of classes I noticed she says "half" so that it rhymes with "loff" as in "Stretch up hoffway." It took a lot of self-control not to loff out aloud.

[greggy 15909]

...I think that people who like Hollywood Handjobs just have undiscovered and/or uncategorizable personality disorders that lead them to seek out the virtual company of people who they can't see or form actual relationships with but yet feel oddly attached to... And also have formed a personality cult around two charismatic leaders and engineer Cody.

ok lecter, stop analyzing me from my forum posts

[mikeeschmee 35]

Great posting, all around, fellas.

 

I just want to say I'm not intimidated of posting on here for the first time. I guess that makes me pretty cool.

[NiceDad43 86]

so, Iliza was doing something very interesting this episode, and i don't know if a lot of you guys picked up on it, but

 

when Iliza, was talking about ebonics being taught in public schools by leftagoonos to keep, i'm not going to say the word but you know which shade of people i'm referring to, down...she was doing something called "puppy whistling"

 

and oh man my ears were ringing almost the entire time. to normal people, it seems like she just cares about children. but, if you're in the know, or if you're like me and you know how to understand it, what she's really saying is that she stands against the texas board of education and their attempts to keep interesting hollywood facts out of 9th grade history textbooks

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Great posting, all around, fellas.

 

I just want to say I'm not intimidated of posting on here for the first time. I guess that makes me pretty cool.

 

Good to have you here, Mikeschmee Singh.

[Little Tortilla Boy 0]

i like pablo francisco and i also like that he was mentioned on your show. i like when he says "look at it. you want that on your chicken wings?" i had a signed cd of his once but i sold it on amazon because i didnt know it was signed and i needed money.

[VinsanityV22 500]

You know, if Sean & Hayes started a Dorkist podcast, I bet they'd get more sponsors then just... that company (they know who they are. Can't mention them for fear of Sean finding out)

 

This was hilarious. Every exchange was gold, even the little ones:

 

"No I'll read a big science book"

"Like a child's text book?"

"A big one"

"Did you wink at me?"

"I didn't mean to"

 

Not to mention, all the Scoop Troop... uh, scoops this episode. lol. I'm so glad they FINALLY clarified that I should stop writing with my fists this episode!

 

HOW CAN LOOTCRATE AND SQUARESPACE AND NATUREBOX NOT BE BANGING ON YOUR DOORS TO SPONSOR THIS!?! ART FARTSAKE!

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Rounding out the bottom of the page again I DON'T GIVE AN EFF

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

It all makes sense now, S&H are righters restling with viscous inner demons. Their interview style is one of polite torturings, the only way they have left to connect with humanity. Iliza was awesome! I made her a business card

 

[rod aug 5637]

Let's be honest, The Shless would be Pablo Francisco status if she carried that card around.

[Casaba 5942]

Three questions for rod:

1. What fears do you have related to moving across the country?

2. What aspects of the big move are you most excited about?

3. And what makes you feel like a right plum?

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

i like pablo francisco and i also like that he was mentioned on your show. i like when he says "look at it. you want that on your chicken wings?" i had a signed cd of his once but i sold it on amazon because i didnt know it was signed and i needed money.

 

unsure if sarcasm or not but i also really really like(d?) Pablo Francisco. I had a VHS tape with his comedy central stand up on it that I watched the shit out of. "YEAH.....IM HORNY." I loved it. Is it cool to hate on PF now?

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

 

unsure if sarcasm or not but i also really really like(d?) Pablo Francisco. I had a VHS tape with his comedy central stand up on it that I watched the shit out of. "YEAH.....IM HORNY." I loved it. Is it cool to hate on PF now?

 

i dont know if this is the most appropriate venue to share with everyone that you're horny for Pablo, but if it is let me just throw my hat in the ring too

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

 

i dont know if this is the most appropriate venue to share with everyone that you're horny for Pablo, but if it is let me just throw my hat in the ring too

wait? throw your hat into the ring as liking pablo or being a target of my horny-ness?

[greggy 15909]

i dont know about pablo sanfransico but throwing hats in rings hits all the right buttons for me

[robinsbruce 4985]

Easy guys, I think we can all agree PF is cool and I think we all want ajz to be horned up for us.

[JacobCrites 4977]

Pablo Francisco has the best bits! "That's not my butthole--that's your wife!" Just classic stuff.

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

Easy guys, I think we can all agree PF is cool and I think we all want ajz to be horned up for us.

hubba hubba

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Confession time, sometimes I feel weird "like"ing FB posts of Sean, especially those posted by Grace. It feels like he's being kind of nice and trusting by friending us and I shouldn't post or "like" any of the stuff. Like I feel like there's an implicit agreement that he's only my FB friend if I don't actually interfere with his public FB stuff.

 

Is that true or am I just beta?

[rod aug 5637]

Three questions for rod:

1. What fears do you have related to moving across the country?

2. What aspects of the big move are you most excited about?

3. And what makes you feel like a right plum?

oohhhh good questions

 

1. Losing friends will be tough. I'm not very good at keeping in touch with people when they aren't in my life.

2. Weather, living in the city, and having a big boy job. I'm so sick of school and living on a budget.

3. Don't even get me started!

 

 

edit: Tim, fuck you. But yes I agree. I think they are throwing us a bone by giving a glimpse into their real lives so I like to stay in the shadows, always watching.

[Casaba 5942]

2. Weather, living in the city, and having a big boy job. I'm so sick of school and living on a budget.

 

Follow up:

What's your new job?

[rod aug 5637]

 

Follow up:

What's your new job?

I'm what we in the bis (biz (business)) call a bean counter (accountant)

[alargebucket 1589]

I may or may not have just met Hayes and Sean at a formal business gathering.