alargebucket 1589 Posted February 2, 2015 I would like some ladies' gym shorts that say "looks like peach" on the back, and "nanayno" on the front. Edit: Not for me to wear, or anything. I would just like for such a thing to exist. Definitely not for me to wear in the privacy of my own home. I see your very good t-shirt idea and raise you the following: Much like a tuxedo, this t-shirt is extra long in the back, covering your bum like a pajama shirt. And on the bum, right there where the good lord split ya, is a big ol' blow up of the peach emoji. Just so everybody checking you out with their nasty peepers knows Kim K doesn't have the copyright on juicy booty. Game-set-snatch, dirty boy! Also, perhaps, "MAKE YOU WANNA TAKE A BIG BITE" on the back as well. Don't want the nasty peepers folks thinking you're some prude. Gotta show your wild side in addition to your wild backside. 4 Share this post Link to post
robinsbruce 4985 Posted February 2, 2015 Does anyone know what time the freaks come out at? Unrelated question: do they make good lovers? 3 Share this post Link to post
alargebucket 1589 Posted February 2, 2015 Does anybody really know what time it is? Related question: Does anybody even care? Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted February 2, 2015 Wait a sec. Andy Dick Cheney, there's another Hollywood Handbook fan in Ireland? 1 Share this post Link to post
Casaba 5942 Posted February 2, 2015 Why am I so full of anger and hate today? No really, guess. This could be fun. 1 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted February 2, 2015 Why am I so full of anger and hate today? No really, guess. This could be fun. Ya hit the big 666. 3 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted February 2, 2015 Why am I so full of anger and hate today? No really, guess. This could be fun. Hmmm. I think you've used up all your Earwolf likes, but are still working with the full complement of Earwolf hates. And that makes you angry? 1 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted February 2, 2015 I would like some ladies' gym shorts that say "looks like peach" on the back, and "nanayno" on the front. Edit: Not for me to wear, or anything. I would just like for such a thing to exist. Definitely not for me to wear in the privacy of my own home. same except i will wear them 4 Share this post Link to post
Andy Dick Cheney 3779 Posted February 2, 2015 Wait a sec. Andy Dick Cheney, there's another Hollywood Handbook fan in Ireland? Baby you know it. Hoping HH can give me tips on how to land the Late Late hosting gig. 2 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted February 2, 2015 Baby you know it. Hoping HH can give me tips on how to land the Late Late hosting gig. Get in line. I'm one step away from the hot seat. (I iron Ryan's slacks backstage.) [shifts tone effortlessly] Where in Ireland are you? 7 Share this post Link to post
Andy Dick Cheney 3779 Posted February 2, 2015 Get in line. I'm one step away from the hot seat. (I iron Ryan's slacks backstage.) [shifts tone effortlessly] Where in Ireland are you? Weird. I'm his Quinoa sorter. I have to count out 631 for him every second day or he just loses it. I'm in Galway. The "unpolished jewel of this fair Isle" as it likes to be known. And yo'self? 3 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted February 2, 2015 Weird. I'm his Quinoa sorter. I have to count out 631 for him every second day or he just loses it. I'm in Galway. The "unpolished jewel of this fair Isle" as it likes to be known. And yo'self? Ah yes. One quinoa for every bone in his unwieldy adult body. I'm in two places. Kilkenny is home, in Waterford for college. 2 Share this post Link to post
alargebucket 1589 Posted February 2, 2015 What is this, happy hour at Flanagan's Pub? 12 Share this post Link to post
brandondryrock 415 Posted February 2, 2015 What is this, happy hour at Flanagan's Pub? Where drinks are two for one? As in you pay for two drinks and you get one? Flanagan's Pub is such a fucking ripoff. Fuck those guys. 7 Share this post Link to post
Game of Scones 5812 Posted February 2, 2015 Were you trying to play riddle me this, Anastasia? That's a nasty game. 2 Share this post Link to post
Casaba 5942 Posted February 2, 2015 I'm so happy that Honlads made a friend. You guys should start the Ireland chapter of the BFC. 5 Share this post Link to post
Casaba 5942 Posted February 2, 2015 Were you trying to play riddle me this, Anastasia? That's a nasty game. I wasn't trying to play riddle me this, but I will now: What's filled with rage, has bangs, and loves a cheese plate? 2 Share this post Link to post
Game of Scones 5812 Posted February 2, 2015 I wasn't trying to play riddle me this, but I will now: What's filled with rage, has bangs, and loves a cheese plate? A monster? 3 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted February 2, 2015 I wasn't trying to play riddle me this, but I will now: What's filled with rage, has bangs, and loves a cheese plate? Rage Against the Machine* is playing at a frat party** in Wisconsin***. *I hear they are full of rage **lots of banging, I've heard ***where they love anything that is served on a plate, I've heard Edit: Anastasia, I think you just went twice in a row. It's someone else's turn to ask a riddle. Here's mine: How many people from some dumb country, full of ignorant fat idiots, does it take to have sex in a lightbulb? 2 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted February 2, 2015 I have nothing to say. brgrho has gone and owned my country. (and Flanagan's) 2 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted February 3, 2015 Here's mine: How many people from some dumb country, full of ignorant fat idiots, does it take to have sex in a lightbulb? Pour me a glass of milk please because this is a spicy riddle. 1 Share this post Link to post
