Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

[brandondryrock 415]

Thanks for taking care of jiffyperson, Shannon. I'm so angry right now that someone like jiffylubricant thinks he/she can come in here and "troll" us. This is a troll-free zone.

[JacobCrites 4977]

Guess we all know whose side "Shannon" is on, right gang?

 

Hang on, there's someone at my door. "Hello there, what kind of machine is tha-- AHHHHH!!! OHHHH MYYY GAHHHH!!! TELL MY STORY FORUMERS!!! DONT LET THE TRUTH DIE WITH ME!!!"

u ok there bud?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

How often does Hurricane Dennis visit the earwolf forums? Is he a lurker?

 

He's pretty active in the "Yo Is This Racist" forum. Interestingly, though Dennis appears black, it's all just fur. His skin is milky white.

[greggy 15909]

Thanks everyone for reporting jiffywhatever but you can stop now. i'm not going to delete a post that's been quoted 15 times because it would be pointless.

 

Either way, jiffyperson has lost posting privileges for two weeks because that's what happens when you attack guests, even if you are "just trolling"

hey shannon while your here can i have more likes pls

[Clem Dawg 896]

Hey guys, I'm back and I'm fine. It's the real Clem Dawg and not some kind of android machine that they replaced clem dawg with because he got too close to the truth when he asked who would have the most to gain from saying we should stop reporting juffyman.

 

All normal posts from here. Drink Pepsi.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

This is Dennis.

 

 

And that is a reference!

 

#reference #sorryicouldntmakethehangoutlastnight

[brandondryrock 415]

Hey guys, I'm back and I'm fine. It's the real Clem Dawg and not some kind of android machine that they replaced clem dawg with because he got too close to the truth when he asked who would have the most to gain from saying we should stop reporting juffyman.

 

All normal posts from here. Drink Pepsi.

 

I fucking love Pepsi

[takehomejoke 670]

hey shannon while your here can i have more likes pls

 

Honestly, I'm transferring likes at this point. I'm unliking goat posts from earlier so I can throw a couple bones to the ol' Clem Dawg

[dixon 5920]

Hey guys, I'm back and I'm fine. It's the real Clem Dawg and not some kind of android machine that they replaced clem dawg with because he got too close to the truth when he asked who would have the most to gain from saying we should stop reporting juffyman.

 

All normal posts from here. Drink Pepsi.

Hi robot Sean (yes, we know), just make sure real Sean gets his new medications. He can't pee without them.

[showshowbro 1177]

haven't listened yet. does anyone else think hayes looks like a tin machine era bowie??

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Shannon,

What do the stars under the administrators' names indicate? Is it like being a admiral? How come the hosts don't get stars? How do we make Agata and July get more stars? Do they have to do something heroic, or do we nominate them or what? Can I nominate you for another star for your heroism in the "Jiffypop Incident"?*

 

*I'm trying to learn European-style.

[JacobCrites 4977]

#jiffygate

[MattBlack 76]

haven't listened yet. does anyone else think hayes looks like a tin machine era bowie??

 

yes. and if he could try to look like labyrinth bowie next, that would be good and fun.

[dixon 5920]

More like giffy gate lol

[marshall mellow 1671]

I love Betsy Sodaro, seen her imrov live and she's wildly talented and one of my faves. So, it was really a no-brainer to splurge on the Pro version this week, and boy was it worth it ! Thanks Betsy (and Engineer Brett). You sure gave me something to think about and keep me warm at night in my parents basement.

[marshall mellow 1671]

Also, glad that guy is banned ! That hurt my heart.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

I think MBoP and I are responsible for summoning this Jiffy fellow by going on a 10 minute rant last night about Australian "Jeff."

[JacobCrites 4977]

I think MBoP and I are responsible for summoning this Jiffy fellow by going on a 10 minute rant last night about Australian "Jeff."

That was the best tho

[Casaba 5942]

Hey guys, I'm back and I'm fine. It's the real Clem Dawg and not some kind of android machine that they replaced clem dawg with because he got too close to the truth when he asked who would have the most to gain from saying we should stop reporting juffyman.

 

All normal posts from here. Drink Pepsi.

 

Ok, "Sean." I will drink pepsi and I won't try to follow the money.

[watchayakan 1021]

Guys I'm all out of likes and I haven't even listened to the episode yet. Y'all are too funny and nice and smart. Except Mr. Goat-Troll.

[Casaba 5942]

haven't listened yet. does anyone else think hayes looks like a tin machine era bowie??

 

Is maybe Hayes a younger David Bowie who has traveled through time and learned to speak with an American accent in a quest to improve comedy television, but he accidentally became friends with Sean and while they were having a goof-off session he missed his chance to go home and so now he has a podcast while he tries to reopen the tear in the spacetime continuum that allowed him to leap to the future in the first place?

 

Spoiler: With the help of Al and Ziggy, he makes it back to 1989 and meets Iman. All is right with the world.

[Introcourse 49]

I don't know if you guys heard, but they played Riddle Us These on The Comedy Show this week. Word must be getting around that Sean and Hayes played it recently, and everyone wants to capitalize on their cool.

[BrettMorris 1862]

you're missing my part through that

[dixon 5920]

I'm sorry Brett! I thought I could hear you faintly, but had no idea what you were saying. Can you get us a version with your levels raised?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Ok, I'm a little scared to go public with this, but I have a hot scoop*. Somebody is undermining HH from INSIDE EARWOLF! This is the hundo'th comment, but on the front page of Earwolf internet homepage it only says 41 comments. Alert an administrator, someone of two-star rank or higher!

 

*Hahaha, nasty!