Scooter McGnarly 382 Posted June 4, 2015 Did you see my limerick about Andy and the show? Share this post Link to post
skizelo 2536 Posted June 4, 2015 I mean, we all remember the bagged gin from all those trips to Uganda, but beer? Must be a British thing. It's not. 1 Share this post Link to post
dixon 5920 Posted June 4, 2015 I think of you guys as my Duggar family. 9 Share this post Link to post
kittens 1288 Posted June 4, 2015 it was just a bag with cans of beer in it sorry to have got everyone's hopes up so high 14 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted June 4, 2015 they have wine in cans now if you can believe that. what a world we live in. 4 Share this post Link to post
TheBlackSpank 137 Posted June 4, 2015 I wanted to get mad at Andy for getting unprofessionally randy during the podcast, but I have to admit that I got a big old hard boner when Sean started talking about how great and hot and fun it is to have sex with models. 2 Share this post Link to post
TheBlackSpank 137 Posted June 4, 2015 I wanted to get mad at Andy for getting unprofessionally randy during the podcast, but I have to admit that I got a big old hard boner when Sean started talking about how great and hot and fun it is to have sex with models. 2 Share this post Link to post
Bozos of Basketball 3689 Posted June 4, 2015 This gives me a reason to bring up the original Hollywood Handbook Forum Fest video, where I am enjoying a Copa Di Vino single-serving wine drink: 4 Share this post Link to post
LydonBergin 420 Posted June 4, 2015 Was he wearing his official #teamtreese badge? Please be honest this is important OK, I was not wearing my badge but that's only because I'm having it de-shined. Thing is so damn shiny it was causing me hella problems. I did officially endorse Tim's Vlog though [insert picture of Lydon and RanRan that was taken with her phone so I don't have it] 9 Share this post Link to post
Joe McGurl 8358 Posted June 4, 2015 Haven't really read any posts since I laid that sick burn on the forum a few pages back but I reserve the right because, as we all know, today is the famous Forum holiday known as, "Joe McGurl's Birthday." Get out your grovelling clothes because I expect only the best from you guys. Best well-wisher gets a warm-up jacket that was worn by my coach #23 Michael Jordan in the '92 olympics aka the DREAM TEAM and you will also get a coveted , high ranking spot in #TeamMcGurl. Love you guys. Be good to each other, except if that other person is not funny or cool and in that case, slap them in the face and hold them upside down and shake their lunch money loose and then reap those fat rewards baby! 25 Share this post Link to post
Houston 4819 Posted June 4, 2015 In honor of your big day the crew got together to make you a special cake. It's your favorite. 15 Share this post Link to post
nohorseman 5423 Posted June 4, 2015 Daddy wants "Ben Schwartz Again, Our Close Friend" 6 Share this post Link to post
Andy Dick Cheney 3779 Posted June 4, 2015 Dear Joe. We love you so much. Have a wonderful day. Everybody over here is Bono's best friend so we got him to record this just for you. Judging by how horrible it is I presume he recorded a "Joke" version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwKIC4AK-s8 Also Oasis are great and so are you. These weird images came up when searching "Oasis Birthday" This last one came up under the same search. I truly don't know why: It's Mickey Rourke as a female bodybuilder. A future guest maybe? 18 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted June 4, 2015 I think of you guys as my Duggar family. topical! 1 Share this post Link to post
marshall mellow 1671 Posted June 4, 2015 Happy Birthday Joe McGurl, #1 Handsome Boy and my sometime Boss from my Newbie days. In honor of your big day the crew got together to make you a special cake. It's your favorite. Great First Toast ! 10 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted June 4, 2015 We come together on this auspicious occasion to mark the birthday of #1 handsome boy. May this day bring him handsomeness and joy beyond his wildest dreams and expectations. Joe McGurl, we celebrate this day because you are the hero of these forums. You bring handsomeness and good cheer with you everywhere you go and we show our gratitude to you on this day. 3 cheers for Joe McGurl! 3 cheers for handsomeness! 3 cheers for Hollywood Handbook! 12 Share this post Link to post
NoahTomaszewski 2768 Posted June 4, 2015 I made you a really cool video Joe, but youtube deleted it because it was too awesome and made all their other videos look bad. 10 Share this post Link to post
devscoots 2561 Posted June 4, 2015 I made you a tattoo for this momentous occasion! Happy Bday! 10 Share this post Link to post
devscoots 2561 Posted June 4, 2015 In retrospect that is possibly a better tattoo for someone other than you to get but they get it for you and then they show it to you on your bday 7 Share this post Link to post
Blink 1844 Posted June 4, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc9UKAOiBhA 2 Share this post Link to post
Scooby Donkers 1514 Posted June 4, 2015 BIG BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT TO MY GOOD PAL JOE :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :D :lol: :) :) :D 6 Share this post Link to post
marshall mellow 1671 Posted June 4, 2015 [so, we are finally here at the historic 100th Survivor Season Finale. And what a Season it has been with lots of back-stabbing, ultra-alliances, violent family visits and gross-out medvacs. Last week saw our favourite villian Kass voted out to leave a final 3 of Noel Gallagher, Chris Martin from Coldplay and fan fave Joe McGurl. We now join our ever youthful dear leader President Jeff Probst, as he welcomes the audience and viewers at home.] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jeff Probst: "Welcome everyone, both live in-studio and at home on your ShowFace devices, to the Season Finale of Survivor: Second Chansons, the most popular show in the World." The crowd goes wild. Jeff P: "Joining me here are my co-hosts Sean and Hayes from Hollywood Handbook, the Podcast, Movie and Video Game" Hayes: "Welcome to Survivor Finale an insiders guide to the lined-up castaways of this season we call Second Chansons" Sean "Whatup, whatup" The crowd goes wild. Jeffy P: “Now, Sean and Hayes, before we get to the votes, who do you think is going to win this Season and be named the castaway that Outwitted, OutSmarted, Outfunnied and OutCooled ?” Sean: “Well Probsty, this has been a great Season. We saw ol’ Noel makes some real hard moves to get to the final 3, and Chris Martin from Coldplay made some great social moves in the game, but Joe McGurl has really been on a winning streak -- he won every Immunity Challenge and really controlled the game. So, I would have to give it to McGurl for the win.” Hayes nods his head in agreement and The crowd goes Wild. Probsty: "Okay, I have to say I one hundred percent agree with you Sean and looks like everyone here does too. Okay let’s get to it, the vote count ! Jeffrey P climbs into a hot-air balloon and balloons across the stage. He jumps out of the balloon, pulls on a pair of rollerskates and skates over to where the final 3 sit. Probst: “Before I read the votes, I have a couple of questions for our final 3.” The crowd goes mildly groany JP: “Noel, at the family visit, your brother Liam came on which we all remember” A clip plays of Noel and Liam happily reuniting and hugging for 5 seconds before Noel starts punching Liam in the face yelling “fuck you, pretty boy”. The crowd goes completely Wild and a fight breaks out between two guys in the front row. Jeff straps on his rocket back-pack, flies over to where the fight is and handily smacks down the two dudes until security takes them out. Jeff jet-packs back to the stage. Probst: “Noel, how are things with your brother now?” Noel G: “That f*****g cunt can s**k my d***k” Probst” “Okay, now, onto you Chris Martin. Everyone here remembers what happened at the food auction right?” The audience cheers and laughs simultaneously. A clips plays of Trader Jeff’s when Chris Martin of Coldplay bid all of his money on a covered item which was revealed to be some kind of Goop. Jeff: “Chris, you have bid your money on some kind of Goop. If you eat this, the whole tribe will get a bag of beans to take back to camp” CMoC: “What’s innit ?” Jeff: “I can’t reveal that until after you’ve eaten it …. all of it” Chris looks around at the rest of the tribe who are pleading with him to just eat it already. Joe McGurl comes up, puts a hand on CM’s shoulder and says “we’re here for you Chris, you can do this” After CM finishes the last of the Goop, Jeff hands him a bag of beans to take back to camp. Jeff: “How was it?” he asks Chris CMoC: “Salty and kind of Goopy” Jeff: “Well, you just ate mushed-up paper copies of all of your ex-wives blog posts about cleanses. Also, I pissed on them” The clip ends with Chris puking and Joe McGurl rubbing his back. Back in studio, the camera cuts to Gwyneth and Jennifer Lawrence sitting awkwardly next to each other in the audience. The crowd is really enjoying that. Jeff: “And finally, our last member of the Final 3, Joe McGurl.” The camera cuts to Malcolm and “No-Collar” Joe waving “#1 Handsome Boy” signs The crowd goes wild. Jeff: “Now, McGurl, you played a pretty flawless game. How did you do it ?” Joe: “Well, I made some great alliances, found a bunch of immunity idols, won a tonne of challenges and never had my name written down once Jeff” Jeff: “And, after you won the last immunity challenge, you really could have taken anyone to the final with you, yet you didn’t bring a goat such as Kass.” Joe: “Well Jeff, Noel and Chris were my alliance from the start and I wanted to honor that. At the end of the day, Jeff, I just knew that I had Outwitted and Outhandsomed these guys.” The crowd cheers. Someone from the audience shouts out “We love you Joe”. Jeff: “Okay, let’s read the votes !” Jeff climbs into a canoe and paddles down the makeshift white-water rapids that had been built in the studio to another separate stage. At the end of the river Jeff does a quick canoe roll for the audience and climbs out of the canoe, soaking wet. Jeff starts to read out the votes: “Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe …” With each Joe the crowd cheers. Jeff: “And the Winner of Survivor: Second Chansons is Joe McGurl” Noel and Chris Martin from Coldplay shake Joe’s hand and Sean and Hayes high-five each other. The audience goes to watch Wild, the Reese Witherspoon movie. The End. by Dalton Ross Matthews, Entertainment Monthly. Happy birthday Joe ! 25 Share this post Link to post
