Episode 86 — Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend

[brandondryrock 415]

Aloha to this podcast.

 

And you can interpret that either way you want.

[souprman 10477]

 

I bet we could just pool our collective knowledge and adapt it into a screenplay.

the objective is to hunt and spear the top comment. so MD is good analogize.

[mwn 5470]

 

I bet we could just pool our collective knowledge and adapt it into a screenplay.

 

Not to toot my own horn but last year when everyone was being actual funny with the Homegrown Tomatoes scripts, I used computers to do almost exactly the thing you said and made a screenplay where everyone that ever posted said a randomly selected line from moby dick http://pastebin.com/aTFLb48y

 

I'm still listening to this episode but it's really funny so far. ahh

[orphan yachts 217]

more white whales? way to stand up to the pressure!

[Jakal 4475]

I only got 40 minutes in before getting to work, can someone review the last 23 minutes for me?

[souprman 10477]

they kill the whale

[Gym Sockerman 1326]

they kill the whale

 

But do they really? These are the questions.

[souprman 10477]

 

But do they really? These are the questions.

spiritually, they do.

[SteveH 11126]

I only got 40 minutes in before getting to work, can someone review the last 23 minutes for me?

 

Sure. The only thing you need to know is that the Pro Version went to none other than everyone's favorite forum poster, the one and only, Steve mutherfriggin H.

[Scooby Donkers 1514]

first comment

 

EDIT: first ***MD*** comment

[Houston 4819]

I'm looking forward to the next episode of Rotten Tomatoes. Up for review:

 

[Gym Sockerman 1326]

Absolutely the best movie reviews I've ever heard. Really hope those ole Rotten Tomatoes jerks take a hint and piss off. I like my reviews coming from real people, like me.

[Houston 4819]

1. Name is pronounced like the city in Texas, not that weird NY street.

2. It was really special to get signed swag from this weeks guest. The perks of getting into the popcorn gallery.

 

[Scooby Donkers 1514]

guys remember that guy Dick Army? Sounds like an organized military force made up of anthropomorphic penises, so is that funny

 

for a little while I thought it was Bob Marley and the Whalers and it bummed me out kinda

[chanson 9697]

Bunch of haoles in this forum.

 

I can say that because I'm Canadian.

[Casaba 5942]

So much shaming taking place in this photo:

 

I love cute little Andy so much I just want to smoosh his cheeks! Good job, buddy.

 

Very good ep overall. The ads were like content and really made me laugh. Ross was a very fun guest...almost like Ross on f.r.i.e.n.d.s. in that one episode where he's a guest at Dandler's mom's house for Thanksgiving and he ends up with no clothes on and his peen in the turkey. Everybody laughed so hard, but then Ross got so deep in there that doctors had to remove the turkey and stuffing bits from his wiener hole and they find accidentally that he has testicular cancer. They found it early...but he still died.

[Gym Sockerman 1326]

Bunch of haoles in this forum.

 

I can say that because I'm Canadian.

 

Is that the fried cheese thing Australians are always talking about? I assume Wil Anderson represents all of Australia.

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

I love Sean's rightful look of disgust in this picture. I also appreciate that Andy is trying to cover up his boner, the randy fecker:

 

[SteveH 11126]

This was a really hilarious ep. It might even be funnier that than episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S where the whole gang is hanging out at Erica and Sandra's apartment and Ross is trying to confess his feelings for Sandra but she gets bitten by a snake. She couldn't see the snake because there was a blackout. The elevators don't work because of the power and the doorway to the stairs is blocked, so Ian has to pee on Sandra to counteract the venom or she'll die. Meanwhile, Dandler is trapped in one of those self serve frozen yogurt places with Fashion Spice and he pees on her too, but that one is just for fun, not venom-related.

 

Erica stubs her toe. Feeby plays her famous song, "Deli Cat". Ian says his famous catchphrase, "Hi! How are you today? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!"

 

No one has seen Niall since he hit that woman with his car.

[mwn 5470]

I've said this before but I could listen indefinitely to Hayes and Sean berating Andy for failing to repress his crushing horniness. That, and Todd Glass deciding if a song is by U2, and Matt Gourley trying to finish a sentence. These three things are endless sources of wonder to this ol' dunderhead. Thanks for reading.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

So I moved this weekend much closer to work and now I don't have to drive 2 hours each way. Unfortunately that means I've only listened to about half the episode so far. But its very good

[souprman 10477]

haole is what the mean boys in Kailua called me before they took my Nikes.

[souprman 10477]

shrimp frittata

and no doubt about it

[SteveH 11126]

I've said this before but I could listen indefinitely to Hayes and Sean berating Andy for failing to repress his crushing horniness. That, and Todd Glass deciding if a song is by U2, and Matt Gourley trying to finish a sentence. These three things are endless sources of wonder to this ol' dunderhead. Thanks for reading.

 

What about Todd Glass as a guest? He would definitely not get it. I think the whole ep would be a hilarious trainwreck

[Witty Llama 283]

I'm so glad Sean told us how scary San Andreas is because now I don't have to watch it and get scared myself.