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Episode 91 — Tom Scharpling, Our Close Friend

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Anyone else notice that this episode was released on 7/7?

 

Page 7.

 

Trip sevens.

 

And I'm done. Peace Earwolf forums!!!

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hey scone i liked your dumb post cuz it made me laugh.

 

edit> shit. you're gonna destroy me now aren't you?

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I can't tell what I enjoy listening to more: this tom sharpling ep of hh or "dilemma" by nelly.

 

Idk

 

Anyway here's a pic of my d:

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Anyone else notice that this episode was released on 7/7?

 

Page 7.

 

Trip sevens.

 

And I'm done. Peace Earwolf forums!!!

 

Best one and done I have seen on the Internet so far

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[Darkness. He was falling. Where was he? When was he? He knew not. He did not remember his birth, but he was sure it kind of felt like this. He said a short prayer that his mothers vagina just over the horizon. Never again. His eyes adjusted and the darkness began to come to life. Moving. Undulating. Smelling? No. Darkness does not smell. That’s science. But this darkness smelled. Eat a quarter pound of shit science.

 

He became aware of his hands. He could almost move them. Then the memories returned in flashes. PANIC. DARKNESS. Then the world faded and he was falling. He realized he must’ve been falling for a long time. Why hadn’t he hit bottom yet? Was there a bottom? Why did this abyss smell faintly of lime?

 

Then somehow he knew. He died. Was this death? Who was he? Who was this Dwight? Was reincarnation a thing now?

 

He was overwhelmed by the urged to stand. The lime jello fell from his body like ice cream off a cone. There he stood. Naked. Aching. Confused. Aroused.]

 

Unnamed warehouse security person: Hey, you can’t be in here.

 

naked guy standing in jell-o: where is here?

 

Unnamed warehouse security person: uh, a paper warehouse dumbass.

 

naked guy sanding in jell-o: hey man. cut me some slack. I just undied and I’m a little stressed out.

 

Unnamed warehouse security person: (gasps) I thought that tall, lanky white dude was crazy. He ran out of here naked screaming ‘JIM’ a few hours ago. Is that you?

 

naked guy sanding in jell-o: Jim? (ponders) yes…. they used to call me Jim. Jim the Halpert. I am Jim the White and I have returned at the…

 

Unnamed warehouse security person: yeah ok. well, get some pants. no one wants to see HOW white you are.

 

Jim the White: yes…

 

Unnamed warehouse security person: Also, that crazy guy said something about ‘what have I done’ and ‘why did I wait until he was dead to act upon those feelings?’ Did he uhh…

 

Jim the White: twice.

 

to be continued...

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They talked about Amazon shows and now they are about to "Draw the Blinds UP!"

I'll turn off computer now, (I',m listening to thesshow on my phone! )

 

Report back in morning !

I woke up and found these notes on my phone.

 

 

Ep 8 notes azi loo

 

Merchants

 

Thought trl stood for the real world

 

Airplane

 

Hayes Funny

 

Damien funny

 

Sean funny (eg starbucks)

 

htub bath basement science!!

 

"Dish"

 

engineer frank !!

 

Peado stuff

 

(My own joke: Quackwaducks)

 

susan boyle

 

more peado stuff

 

pcorn grally

 

hayes everyone trophy, says FUCK

 

movie

 

likefacebook

 

pro version; headphone cord Chanson proversion sing bat out of hell

 

touching tribute to engineer franks.

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This has inspired me to take a Tye di class

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Eat a quarter pound of shit science.

 

 

(sigh...responding to some pretty aggressive stage directions)

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what if Natasha Leggero was a guest.

 

Also, remember that episode with the thing about the fig? I barely remember what it was, but I just remember something about a fig and someone's weiner that was hilarious.

 

Have a nice day! :D

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what if Natasha Leggero was a guest.

 

Strongly support this. How do we get this ball rolling? Can we petition Scott for this?

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Just remembered Tom's genuinely confused reactions to Sean and Hayes rattling off actual Earwolf shows and laughed for a while about it

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(sigh...responding to some pretty aggressive stage directions)

this gimmick you got going here is the tops

 

 

do it forever the likes will keep coming

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I've listened to every episode, but I find the forums to be utterly overwhelming. I'd like to be involved, but I'm scared.

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D'OH

 

dammit Norm

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM!

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this gimmick you got going here is the tops

 

 

do it forever the likes will keep coming

 

Thanks RonHog. Veritas, etc.

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I've listened to every episode, but I find the forums to be utterly overwhelming. I'd like to be involved, but I'm scared.

Eh, just be your normal self and stick around and you'll fit right in.

Unless your normal self sucks. Then be someone else.

But don't be Chanson. There's already one of those.

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Eh, just be your normal self and stick around and you'll fit right in.

Unless your normal self sucks. Then be someone else.

But don't be Chanson. There's already one of those.

 

Hi guys, I'm my normal self.

 

and I'm definitely not Chanson.

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Eh, just be your normal self and stick around and you'll fit right in.

Unless your normal self sucks. Then be someone else.

But don't be Chanson. There's already one of those.

Maybe we could throw an asterisk next to "one" there. There's been a few wild claims recently that could affect our total Chanson count.

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