Episode 94 — Hayley Huntley, Hayes' Daughter

[Rose_Cream 1246]

So just in case no one noticed...

 

BB17 Becky just gave my location a shout-out.

 

I'm pretty sure it's because, at the time, she was being served a steak the size of her head from Outback, and last time we rv'd (rendezvous'd) she kept commenting on the size of my porks chop.

 

We woke up the next morning at exactly the same moment... Eyelids lifting to meet at exactly the same time... She smiled... Blink(shout-out!)ed slowlys, coylys- and says, as if it's her first memory from the time she was a little baby, "Holy Toledo..."

[souprman 10477]

sorry soup i didnt mean to diss u bud

it's all good greggy. you're the best!

 

for the record I loved it.

[Houston 4819]

BB17

 

More of a BB8 guy myself.

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

as a teacher I was happy to get something of a shout-out this episode

 

when they mentioned harold reynolds the first thing I thought of was "SEATTLE MARINERS. CHANSON IS FROM WASHINGTON."

 

HH is in my head.

 

Hope your car is doing better Chanson

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

[Hunch Hondo 100]

Are minibikes a celebrity? Because I'd really like to add them to that podcast. They piss me off in a personal manner, as I never know what to make of them. What's the point? I mean, are they supposed to be a motivation to become smaller because you look so big on them? Or is it actually more of an undercompensation method?

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

explain to me how this dietary behaviour isn't troublesome

 

how are you keeping healthy eating food that was 100% bought from a dirty gas dystion?

 

or this some ironic thing millenniumals do where they buy their groceries from a gas store and their gas from a hrocery syore?

 

It started because both my parents are out of town now and the gas station is easy to walk to, but now I'm afraid that if I stop they'll be even more worried about me. Plus, I go right after they clean the store so it's really very healthy I think. They have cheeseburgers you can microwave.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Cool episode, I liked the hosts and I also like the guest. Overall, I would say that this was a positive listening experience and I would recommend it to a friend

 

Also: Farm Actor's Guild Bash is a GOAT joke contender

[Tron_doe 703]

Looks like the boys got an HBO series coming out

 

http://www.avclub.com/article/diane-keaton-will-play-nun-hbos-young-pope-223064

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

 

More of a BB8 guy myself.

 

Ha! You're an idiot! (This is a reference to the long running podcast Never Not Funny. It's hosted by the comedian Jim Parsons on this very network.)

[mikebonetti 3718]

So, I finished all of Reality Show Show yesterday. What do I do now?

[SteveH 11126]

 

It started because both my parents are out of town now and the gas station is easy to walk to, but now I'm afraid that if I stop they'll be even more worried about me. Plus, I go right after they clean the store so it's really very healthy I think. They have cheeseburgers you can microwave.

 

are you 14? are you even allowed to be on this site? somtimes theres explicit language. Really fucking explicit

[SteveH 11126]

So, I finished all of Reality Show Show yesterday. What do I do now?

 

start HH over again from ep 1. that's what I did, but now I'm done with that. so what do I DO now??

[mikebonetti 3718]

star

 

start HH over again from ep 1. that's what I did, but now I'm done with that. so what do I DO now??

Good idea! Maybe you should start RSS again from ep 1.

[elizamuffins 4228]

Have you listened to every I4H on which Sean appeared? They are very funny and good.

[mikebonetti 3718]

Yup, maybe I'll give them a re-listen though.

[SteveH 11126]

I don't think anyone has mentioned the Salton Sea bit from this ep. The little piano, the whispering latin phrases, the girl who sings ring around the rosie. Comedy gold. but also reallllllly scary!!

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Just saw a guy wearing a tee that had a picture of Abe Lincoln wearing sunglasses with the caption "Totally gonna four-score tonight!" Thoughts on this? Do we need podcasts anymore when T-shirt humor is that good? Really questioning the place of humor in modern society now.

 

[Keith Urban Dictionary 216]

Sean is on Gilmore Guys podcast this week. Hopefully Hayes doesn't find out like last time (probably doesn't help that I'm posting it to this message board)

 

 

[Not Tacoman 90]

Everyone in this forum is helpful and nice.

[nohorseman 5423]

I'm moving across town this week. Is there any reason I shouldn't sell my Xbox 360 + games and all my DVDs for like the 25 bucks I'd get for them? I haven't touched them in a really long time.

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

are you 14? are you even allowed to be on this site? somtimes theres explicit language. Really fucking explicit

 

According to this one Buzzfeed quiz I'm an old soul so it should be fine.

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

I'm moving across town this week. Is there any reason I shouldn't sell my Xbox 360 + games and all my DVDs for like the 25 bucks I'd get for them? I haven't touched them in a really long time.

 

i just sold like 8 old ps3 games to amazon.com and they gave me like 30 bucks for them. felt nice to reduce some of the clutter in my house

 

/iknowiknowcoolstorybro

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Has anyone else noticed that Sean talks about the Sufi weaver a lot? He immediately mentioned in the Gilmore Guys show and in this episode (or maybe it was last one). Did he bring it up on accident once and now he's doomed to repeat it forever?

[xoValeriexo 4369]

Dear Diary,

 

Tonight is the night I will lose my virginity. I'm sick of being little miss perfect. I have more to offer than just my mind and I really do feel like I'm ready! It's been eight months since Duke made me touch it and I've grown a lot since then. I know I wouldn't run away now. I would do the opposite probably! I hate that I hurt Duke that night, but I have decided that I'm all about living life with no regrets. Now who will I give my v-card to?

 

Pros and cons of each option:

 

Souprman - pro: older man. experienced. makes me feel special. would appreciate me. con: I see him as more of a friend. no light source in his house.

 

Aregular - pro: tall, would make me feel like a delicate lady. has a good job. con: he's too good for me. not trying to be hard on myself, just being realistic.

 

ElizaMuffins - pro: a woman so she probably knows what a woman wants. has kids, nurturing. I think I could trust her to treat me right. don't have to worry about penis size. con: would only be using me to get to the top of the forum. but is that so wrong?

 

Chicknsandwich - pro: sweet. mature. knows his way around an iphone camera. con: 15 years old

 

I better go get ready. If I want a chance at Aregular I'm going to need to get started early. Gotta shave my legs, my arms, my face, whoknowswhatelse lol. I'll let you know how it goes!

 

note: tell duke I'm sorry. I don't regret what happened but I do feel bad about it.