sheeshkabob 213 Posted August 19, 2015 Ugh get a room you two! Nothing more awkward than real-life friends in an internet forum. It's like taking your masks off at an orgy! And in case you don't know what I'm talking about because you don't go to very many orgies, it's NOT COOL! It reduces the turgidity of everyone's erections by an average of almost 17%. Sure, its still enough to get the job done, but frankly if you think of it like a job, then you shouldn't be at an orgy in the first place. You should only go to an orgy if you really love fucking. Fucking strangers. Who goes to an orgy to try and reconnect with their acquaintances? Weirdos that's who. Now both of you go change your usernames to something anonymous, and we'll pretend this never happened. Edit: and just to be clear, ladies can have erections too. Read a science book. Don't worry. Flibanserin, baby! Female hardons are saved. Edit: And in the meantime, we can always go with the happy meal option. (Thank you, second listen.) 2 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted August 19, 2015 Great episode. Wish I could bump into someone I know on the forum to fit with the theme of doing that this week. 14 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted August 19, 2015 Great episode. I love to listen to Hollywood Handbook with my son honlads. I think I know u 20 Share this post Link to post
blockofice 82 Posted August 19, 2015 Hey everyone, I just wanted to give you all a much needed and deserved update: I used bathroom at work. While I was in there, I started wondering to myself if you guys ever have this thought, "Heh, how cool is this, brother? I'm getting PAID to take a whiz. Liquid gold, my man. Liquid gold."? Yes? No? Anyway! Talk you you later. 8 Share this post Link to post
JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724 Posted August 19, 2015 I think I know u Nice. Great post right there. Take notes, everyone (SteveH). 10 Share this post Link to post
Scooby Donkers 1514 Posted August 19, 2015 I think I know u I clicked the arrow to see the original message from "Dad" three times before I realized I'd been duped 9 Share this post Link to post
Toro y Moist 695 Posted August 19, 2015 I clicked the arrow to see the original message from "Dad" three times before I realized I'd been duped Didn't know this arrow thing existed. Thanks. 5 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted August 19, 2015 That would've been sweet if Spunky told honlads and his d to get a room. 7 Share this post Link to post
elizamuffins 4228 Posted August 19, 2015 No one I know irl is cool enough to be into podcasts. 9 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted August 19, 2015 When will I be able to change the title or whatever it is above my user photo? I'm dying to exhibit some mediocre word play 3 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted August 19, 2015 I clicked the arrow to see the original message from "Dad" three times before I realized I'd been duped Just got duped bro look at your face 14 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted August 20, 2015 Nice. Great post right there. Take notes, everyone (SteveH). Have I been posting wrong? Sorry, let me try to do it right. UHHH hey uh JeffreyParties don't I know you in real life DUUUHHHH ERRRRR great first post. That not a cannon UHHH making fun of new posters look at my impression Dog picture BETTER? 7 Share this post Link to post
DoctorFrog 649 Posted August 20, 2015 Have I been posting wrong? Sorry, let me try to do it right. UHHH hey uh JeffreyParties don't I know you in real life DUUUHHHH ERRRRR great first post. That not a cannon UHHH making fun of new posters look at my impression Dog picture BETTER? u mad, bro? 4 Share this post Link to post
kobthatreal 5896 Posted August 20, 2015 Just got duped bro look at your face Oh man i just spent 5 minutes trying to look at his face lol. Its just computer. 14 Share this post Link to post
JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724 Posted August 20, 2015 I grew up in Staten Island, New York. It might not sound like it, but I did. For those of you who don't know, Staten Island is like Brooklyn and New Jersey had a baby. A baby that would grow up to be either a cop or a fireman. And you know, Staten island get's a bad rap, but it's just like any other suburb. I mean sure it looks like this. And this. But what most people don't realize is that Staten Island also looks like this. And this. And for me, every single summer since I was old enough to remember looked like this: The Great Kills Swim Club. This is where I spent every waking moment of my summers. From 8:00am Swim practice till they threw us out at night. This is where I found friendship. This is where I tasted victory and defeat. Where I fell in love. And it's where I had the best job in the history of the world: I was a lifeguard. Unlike beech lifeguards, who actually..... Guard lives. Then there are pool guards, who basically do this. The only reason I became a lifeguard is because of this idiot (Zach Pearlman) my best friend in the whole world, Frank Gones(?) Frank said girls couldn't resist a man in uniform and said that we'd be quote "knee deep in snizz." But the only thing Frank was knee deep in, was the baby pool. I don't know what it was, but Staten Island girls were never interested in me and Frank. They were always too busy fawning over this kind of guy. That's Anthony Debono. I'm pretty sure that Anthony was sculpted right out of a suburban mom's sex fantasy. Anthony was joining the navy. If he could pass the written exam.... He could not. As far as I could tell, being in the navy was like 90% push ups, and 10% saying 'god bless America' That's Mary Ellen, her dad was a cop and she was basically raised a dude. And that guy, the guy rolling in an hour and a half late to work: that's Billy Thompson, better known as Scooch. Scooch did this year round. Summers at the swim club and winters at the YMCA. He was a lifeguard. That's all he was. He was Scooch. We were a team. United together against this one asshole: Our manager; Chuck Cassina. Chuck thought he ran the place, but no one runs summer. It was paradise, but hey, even Adam and Eve couldn't stand heaven forever. And right after labor day......... 7 Share this post Link to post
JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724 Posted August 20, 2015 Sorry I upset you, Stephan, I was just making a joke. Love you brother, keep it crispy (Pete Holmes reference) 3 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted August 20, 2015 I thought we were in a feud. I'm feuding. If you can't stand the heat...well, you know what to do 5 Share this post Link to post
ABRAXAS 366 Posted August 20, 2015 Isn't Staten Island also full of bees? 5 Share this post Link to post
ABRAXAS 366 Posted August 20, 2015 Just rewatched the "Triumph" video. Apparently the epidemic has spread to all of New York. thoughts and prayers protect ya neck 1 Share this post Link to post
watchayakan 1021 Posted August 20, 2015 Have I been posting wrong? Sorry, let me try to do it right. UHHH hey uh JeffreyParties don't I know you in real life DUUUHHHH ERRRRR great first post. That not a cannon UHHH making fun of new posters look at my impression Dog picture BETTER? At least you didn't talk about how great Howl is. 4 Share this post Link to post
Blink 1844 Posted August 20, 2015 Pretty sure I post the same shit all the time on the internet and just forget and think I'm being novel Share this post Link to post
Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336 Posted August 20, 2015 Isn't Staten Island also full of bees? 7 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted August 20, 2015 At least you didn't talk about how great Howl is. I'm a huge supporter of Howl. We have meetings every week. The location rotates between Scott Anchormans, Adam Sachs, Jeff Ullrich's, and then on the 4th week we do it at Codys house. Next week is my turn to bring the snacks. We call ourselves the Howligans 4 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted August 20, 2015 Gotta reserve these spots early in case something good happens. 11 Share this post Link to post
ABRAXAS 366 Posted August 20, 2015 I feel like Hayes and Sean tried to warn us on this Howl stuff. I mean, Howl was written by an Allen G. Hayes and Sean met on the set of an Allen G. There's no way this is a coincidence... 4 Share this post Link to post