EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend

[SteveH 11126]

at the last hangout, i saw the whole thing. i saw dairy pillows. she is real. i saw norm. he is real. i saw houston, plainly dead for all to see but somehow still speaking, his corpse reanimated by some dark science. i saw ronnie hog's head turn a complete 360 degree circle as he laughed and laughed. i saw a bear pull his eyes out and swallow them, then reopen the sockets to reveal his eyes back where they started. i saw valerie bryant and chiknsandwich chant the theme song backwards in unison, their voices rising higher and higher. when they got to the final "Nayr Gem", chiknsandwich aged before my eyes until his flesh rotted away and his grinning skeleton collapsed into dust. i saw andy kneis get out 4 swords forged in the pits of hell and sink them into souprman's chest over the internet. i saw elizamuffins unhinge her jaw to release a swarm of bees the size of puppies that buzzed the popcorn gallery song. i saw steveh's pizza baby.

 

jk i couldnt make it that night, my wife was watching a loud movie

 

this reminds me of 'hard rains gonna fall' by robert zimmerman, which proves my theory that he's a time traveler who traveled through a wormhole in the space time continuum from 1963, ended up in 2015, discovered hollywood handbook, joined the forums, read this post by greggy, went back to 1963, wrote hard rain and released it on his sophomore album, The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan. (freewheelin was slang for time travel in the 60s)

 

All that's left is to determine who among us is time traveling bob dylan

[monju125 140]

I'm actually the little girl in my avatar. I want to watch Disney Jr. all the time and like the color pink.

[Jakal 4475]

Hey guys remember when it was my birthday a whole 3 weeks ago and none of you, my closest friends, wished me a happy birthday? I remember and I hold it against every single one of you even Chanson.

[JacobCrites 4977]

well, there's always next year

[mikebonetti 3718]

Liquid water has been found on Mars. This should make it much easier for Matt Damon to survive.

[thejjar 5031]

 

Got this killer shot of the #superbloodmoon last night! Enjoy!

[seeley 836]

 

 

All that's left is to determine who among us is time traveling bob dylan

 

 

It ain't me, babe

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I took a picture too. I really like the centering, im pretty proud of this one

 

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

did anyone go to LA Podfest/see the stream? Who did they interview? I'm guessing it'll be tomorrow's show? I just need to know

[mikebonetti 3718]

did anyone go to LA Podfest/see the stream? Who did they interview? I'm guessing it'll be tomorrow's show? I just need to know

I did not, but it looks like it's on the Podfest website. https://www.lapodfest.com/___archive/#hollywood With our old pal John Gemberling.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

The company I work for announced an unprecedented number of layoffs today. Tragically, I was not one of them.

 

What's a gal gotta do to collect some unemployment up in here? Work is cutting into my podcast time.

[seeley 836]

The company I work for announced an unprecedented number of layoffs today. Tragically, I was not one of them.

 

What's a gal gotta do to collect some unemployment up in here? Work is cutting into my podcast time.

 

I was laid off once. It was a glorious 10 month windfall of free time that I told myself was going to be spent writing but was instead spent sleeping until 2 and then playing goddamned Assassin's Creed. I'm sorry you missed the cut this time but hey there's always another round right around the corner, right?

[Dads for Butt Stuff 753]

I did not, but it looks like it's on the Podfest website. https://www.lapodfes...hive/#hollywood With our old pal John Gemberling.

 

it's nice to put a face to the stifled laughter

 

 

(yeah, this is pretty low effort, but come on; look at that cute face!)

[souprman 10477]

[AshleyChupp 3958]

 

I was laid off once. It was a glorious 10 month windfall of free time that I told myself was going to be spent writing but was instead spent sleeping until 2 and then playing goddamned Assassin's Creed. I'm sorry you missed the cut this time but hey there's always another round right around the corner, right?

 

God DAMMIT I haven't even come close to finishing Unity yet, and Syndicate is coming in less than a month. This would've been the best time for a layoff what a missed opportunity.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Nicole Byer wished me a happy birthday 5 months before my actual birthday. Sean and Hayes wished me a happy birthday a month after my actual birthday. So what I'm saying is...I don't know when my actual birthday is anymore and that's why EVERYDAY is a cause to celebrate, my fellow soldiers in Christ. God bless you all and may he smite the non-believers into eternal damnation, amen.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

And Hazzah! Onward Christian soldiers towards the Kingdom of Heaven and Joe's eternal birthday! Rejoice!

[Dads for Butt Stuff 753]

First the Dylan bashing and call for a witch hunt, now talk of smiting those who don't believe in Christ. If I were Jewish I would hypothetically start to feel pretty nervous about the direction this thread is taking.

 

Maybe some classic Chuck Lorre vanity cards to balance it all out?

 

edit: I would add a picture, but the thought of googling "chuck lorre vanity cards" is too depressing

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

September 27th is also the birthday of the fictional character Scott Pilgrim.

 

And I also wanna get laid-off, if you remove the off!

[rod aug 5637]

Bad news everybody, I've been told by a very smart and very sane middle aged woman that there is a demon attached to me. I'm going to need 5 sips of holy water a day to keep them at bay. I'm starting a gofundne to help raise money for the holy water that needs to be shipped out from Pope's house. If you can even pitch in as little as $20 I would really appreciate it. The fund will also help to cure my chronic restless leg syndrome by sending me on a cruise to Swaziland.

 

www.gofundme.com/InTheNameOfJesusChrisLeaveDavidAloneDevilIBindYou

[SteveH 11126]

I just started listening to Doughboys today. started with gabrus ep. I like it. I also like Hollywood Handbook (i feel like I led everyone down a path of talking about other podcasts on this forum so I want to make it up to Sean and Hayes by giving them a plug on the forum for their own show).

 

the doughboys would make good guests on HH.

[thejjar 5031]

Bad news everybody, I've been told by a very smart and very sane middle aged woman that there is a demon attached to me. I'm going to need 5 sips of holy water a day to keep them at bay. I'm starting a gofundne to help raise money for the holy water that needs to be shipped out from Pope's house. If you can even pitch in as little as $20 I would really appreciate it. The fund will also help to cure my chronic restless leg syndrome by sending me on a cruise to Swaziland.

 

www.gofundme.com/InTheNameOfJesusChrisLeaveDavidAloneDevilIBindYou

 

Your link seems broken so I donated to Zack Braff instead. Hope it helps!

[rod aug 5637]

 

Your link seems broken so I donated to Zack Braff instead. Hope it helps!

Note: 50% of cash received in my gofundme will go to Zach Braff's Garden State 3. I hear he's going to kill his dad in this one!

[nohorseman 5423]

Steve you dolt Wiger has already been on (ep 44)

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Hey guys remember when it was my birthday a whole 3 weeks ago and none of you, my closest friends, wished me a happy birthday? I remember and I hold it against every single one of you even Chanson.

I'm new to the HH section of the forum. I feel I should be exempt from your scorn.