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EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408

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that's cool... like, good thing the rest of us don't want any swag from Silvr. i mean, enjoy your stuff MCkhaleezbot2000. but i'm not jealous or envious or whatever the stupid word is. i don't care about that either. totally whateves in the chillest like fuck-it-all way. teh, whatever. you are. i don't, just shutupah! fine. gawd. people! grrrrrr.

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Hey, MC, have you been to Arsenal Cider House? Any tips and tricks on how to drink Cider? What hole do I use?

 

I actually live pretty close to there! (don't stalk me) Rad place, man.

 

You actually have to pour the cider into all of your holes to get the full experience. I have a special advantage here because my body has two extra holes due to a genetic malformation known as preauricular fistulae.

 

This means your body has three holes less than mine, so if you don't enjoy the cider, don't stress. It's just cause your body is inferior.

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No better way to start the weekend off then with a good old fashion cider enema.

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Screw t-shirts, we need official scoop troop notebooks in the earwolf store.

 

And pens we can suck on to get the ink flowing

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Hey guys...

 

I wanted to come in here and come out of Forum retirement to tell you a list of things I need to tell you.

 

1. How is everyone?

 

2. Yes I still listen to the show and it's fucking funny as shit still which is good.

 

3. Are you guys on that bad ass trip you planned yet or is that to come later this month, or did it get called off? (You know who you are if this is relevant to you)

 

4. We're making a Halloween Mix for my radio show that is going to be so fucking scary it's going to Freak your Bean like 200 times over again.

 

 

That's all, I look forward to some interaction hopefully...

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I actually live pretty close to there! (don't stalk me) Rad place, man.

 

You actually have to pour the cider into all of your holes to get the full experience. I have a special advantage here because my body has two extra holes due to a genetic malformation known as preauricular fistulae.

 

This means your body has three holes less than mine, so if you don't enjoy the cider, don't stress. It's just cause your body is inferior.

 

I don't have time to stalk you, I'm too busy stalking Joe Lerini.

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I actually live pretty close to there! (don't stalk me) Rad place, man.

 

You actually have to pour the cider into all of your holes to get the full experience. I have a special advantage here because my body has two extra holes due to a genetic malformation known as preauricular fistulae.

 

This means your body has three holes less than mine, so if you don't enjoy the cider, don't stress. It's just cause your body is inferior.

 

I don't have time to stalk you, I'm too busy stalking Joe Lerini.

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Is your head quadraphonic? McKwadraphonic? (your welcome for your new DJ name btw)

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Is your head quadraphonic? McKwadraphonic? (your welcome for your new DJ name btw)

 

Excuse u those holes are exclusively for pouring cider into and also occasionally leaking out tiny amounts of viscous ear fluid.

 

And I already pump the jams under the name DJ Viscous Ear Fluid

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I don't have time to stalk you, I'm too busy stalking Joe Lerini.

 

This was even better the second time u posted it.

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I'm not a doctor, but please don't tell my patients.

I read this as "parents" at first, and still thought it was really funny. This joke was like a Rorschach test for me

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that's cool... like, good thing the rest of us don't want any swag from Silvr. i mean, enjoy your stuff MCkhaleezbot2000. but i'm not jealous or envious or whatever the stupid word is. i don't care about that either. totally whateves in the chillest like fuck-it-all way. teh, whatever. you are. i don't, just shutupah! fine. gawd. people! grrrrrr.

I'll send you one souprman!

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Hey guys...

 

I wanted to come in here and come out of Forum retirement to tell you a list of things I need to tell you.

 

1. How is everyone?

 

2. Yes I still listen to the show and it's fucking funny as shit still which is good.

 

3. Are you guys on that bad ass trip you planned yet or is that to come later this month, or did it get called off? (You know who you are if this is relevant to you)

 

4. We're making a Halloween Mix for my radio show that is going to be so fucking scary it's going to Freak your Bean like 200 times over again.

 

 

That's all, I look forward to some interaction hopefully...

 

Good, cool, next weekend, and cool again.

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Good, cool, next weekend, and cool again.

 

Friggin forum elders with their friggin secret vacations. Tevs.

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Friggin forum elders with their friggin secret vacations. Tevs.

 

Inside jokes and exclusionary comments bring me back to 4th grade. Which was awful.

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Friggin forum elders with their friggin secret vacations. Tevs.

 

I guess they wanted to wait until everything was signed but Jeff Ulrich is making a new Wolfpop podcast with all the coolest, funniest forumers, so he's flying us out to an undisclosed location to record the first season. Didn't you get an invite?

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I guess they wanted to wait until everything was signed but Jeff Ulrich is making a new Wolfpop podcast with all the coolest, funniest forumers, so he's flying us out to an undisclosed location to record the first season. Didn't you get an invite?

 

Jeff liked one of my posts once and he does me like this. Well you better believe I'm officially on #teamAdamSachs

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I guess they wanted to wait until everything was signed but Jeff Ulrich is making a new Wolfpop podcast with all the coolest, funniest forumers, so he's flying us out to an undisclosed location to record the first season. Didn't you get an invite?

3 years ago Jeff Ulrich personally visited me in the hospital and told me about his plans for a HH forum podcast, and I'll never forget his healing touch.

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i remember when i talked to jeff ulrich over aol instant messenger 17 years ago and chatted about what he called "radio but talking and jokes instead of music on the world wide web" in between cybering sessions, pretty messed up i didnt get an invite to this thing

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I saw Tom Green at my local comedy club tonight and he talked about how he learned about Reagan getting shot while inside a shrub and how we all need to get off Facebook. I haven't seen it yet but do any of you have thoughts on the porno he made with his buddy Freddy?

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hey guise just posting after a late night out w friends. v hopped up on gatorade rn and playing super smash Bros just enjoying myself living the life. I don't need alcohol to have fun like u guys haahaha

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met a little cutie in the park today.

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so chill w me walking up stopped for a belly scratch w the hind leg.

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sweet profile shot.

 

 

kMoLGTC.jpg

 

this is one of the white squirrel's of loring park.

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met a little cutie in the park today.

NZIpxG4.jpg

so chill w me walking up stopped for a belly scratch w the hind leg.

9TQsPUx.jpg

sweet profile shot.

 

 

kMoLGTC.jpg

 

this is one of the white squirrel's of loring park.

Cute squirrel, good angles. This is very good

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