EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Maybe talk about Build Muscle Strength. Chicks dig guys who Build Muscle Strength

[thejjar 5031]

Tell her about your favourite John Oliver segment.

 

I can never tell if you're insulting me or trying to be my friend. I think I'm just intimidated

[Andrew 4646]

Tell her you know Andrew of the Hollywood Handbook forum elite.

 

I've been on both listener shows, a pre-guest segment, I have two fan-made t-shirts and I've met Hayes and Sean twice, s**k my d**k.

[Blink 1844]

God damn it velvet revolver I was literally just about to post this story. I met a girl on OKCupid who already liked Hollywood Handbook. She didn't answer my last message though. I bet it would be real impressive if I got the pro version. Mf3018 if you're out there... whattup whattup

 

Mmm..We've discovered your modus operandi

[Game of Scones 5812]

 

I've been on both listener shows, a pre-guest segment, I have two fan-made t-shirts and I've met Hayes and Sean twice, s**k my d**k.

 

how many businesses do you own?

[Jakal 4475]

I always assumed Tinder was the official dating platform of Hollywood Handbook. I have done extensive research to confirm this.

If any of you ladies are within 20 miles of my current location feel free to look, but you cant touch, I'm not that kind of guy.

[ole_swerdlow 145]

Original post here sucked

 

Here's a decent edit idea

 

Would you fuck a clone of yourself, male/female/non-identifying?

 

it would definitely slowly drift towards a hatefuck and I would both die in the end.

[chanson 9697]

If any of you ladies are within 20 miles of my current location feel free to look, but you cant touch, I'm not that kind of guy.

 

Spoiler alert:

 

He is that kind of guy

[AshleyChupp 3958]

 

I've been on both listener shows, a pre-guest segment, I have two fan-made t-shirts and I've met Hayes and Sean twice, s**k my d**k.

 

If you needed help socking a dork, you could have just said so. I do have a mean left hook.

[Blink 1844]

I'd post my profile but now I'm self-conscious about posting sad things

[lizzy 1946]

@ashley absinthe A+++ okc profile, really makes me consider getting back in the game

 

@Joe Lerini Ain't no shame in a solo 'casting sesh

[elizamuffins 4228]

I fixed it.

btw, that name is brilliant!

 

She wants the D!

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I'd post my profile but now I'm self-conscious about posting sad things

I looked at my Facebook page while logged out, and just felt the urge to punch myself in the face.

[greggy 15909]

i would post my okcupid profile but its embarassing because in the "similar users" section it just has pictures of pieces of shit

 

also i dont have one because ive been married one million years

[Casaba 5942]

Hi there. Most of you probably don't know me but I used to be all over the HH forum. I have gone astray and I understand that this gives you the right to just pass over this post, maybe even spitting on your screen. But I urge you to read on.

 

A good friend of mine who I love dearly, Kevin, has a podcast called Good or Bad. He posted about it here last week. If you haven't listened to it yet, please go now and find your headphones so you don't bother your mom while she's making dinner for you and listen.

 

https://soundcloud.com/goodorbadpodcast/episode-1-robots-joe-mcgurl-bruce-reid-robinson-ii

 

Two of my other close friends, Joe McGurl and Bruce Robinson are on the first ep. They're very funny. And the logo was drawn by a talented young artist with great hair and a smile like sunshine.....me. Now you must create copies of this letter and send it to 5 friends. If you don't, an old crone will find you and curse your family. If you send out 5 or more copies, a magical puppy will deliver great riches to your home. So, please I beg of you, spread this chain letter for the good of your family.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Now you must create copies of this letter and send it to 5 friends. If you don't, an old crone will find you and curse your family. If you send out 5 or more copies, a magical puppy will deliver great riches to your home. So, please I beg of you, spread this chain letter for the good of your family.

This crone, she, uh...she seein' anybody?

[SimonCameron 114]

 

I've been on both listener shows, a pre-guest segment, I have two fan-made t-shirts and I've met Hayes and Sean twice, s**k my d**k.

 

Well *I* got that reference.

[elizamuffins 4228]

Hi there. Most of you probably don't know me but I used to be all over the HH forum. I have gone astray and I understand that this gives you the right to just pass over this post, maybe even spitting on your screen. But I urge you to read on.

 

A good friend of mine who I love dearly, Kevin, has a podcast called Good or Bad. He posted about it here last week. If you haven't listened to it yet, please go now and find your headphones so you don't bother your mom while she's making dinner for you and listen.

I

https://soundcloud.com/goodorbadpodcast/episode-1-robots-joe-mcgurl-bruce-reid-robinson-ii

 

Two of my other close friends, Joe McGurl and Bruce Robinson are on the first ep. They're very funny. And the logo was drawn by a talented young artist with great hair and a smile like sunshine.....me. Now you must create copies of this letter and send it to 5 friends. If you don't, an old crone will find you and curse your family. If you send out 5 or more copies, a magical puppy will deliver great riches to your home. So, please I beg of you, spread this chain letter for the good of your family.

 

I think I speak for all men on the forum when I say hey Anastasia really cool of you to "stop by" but we have young single girls now in case you didn't notice which you probably didn't since you never post anymore!!!!

[Blink 1844]

I looked at my Facebook page while logged out, and just felt the urge to punch myself in the face.

Leave these posts to a professional

[Joe McGurl 8358]

I think I speak for all men on the forum when I say hey Anastasia really cool if you to "stop by" but we have young single girls now in case you didn't notice which you probably didn't since you never post anymore!!!!

 

Anastasia is young, hot to trot and ready to open her sweet bakery to any of these fuckbois in here but they don't deserve her goods. She's got that dank shit and the good good that makes all the boys drool and go FUKKIN LOCO! How dare you.

[Andrew 4646]

Someone dissing Anastasia? Because I'm ready to roll out, I don't fuckin care, I will end someone tonight no joke.

[Casaba 5942]

LOL thanks for defending my honor, Joe. Love you forever, bb.

 

And Andrew, I know you always got my back. You are my sunshine, baby boo.

[Andrew 4646]

I think I speak for all men on the forum when I say hey Anastasia really cool of you to "stop by" but we have young single girls now in case you didn't notice which you probably didn't since you never post anymore!!!!

 

I mean "young" is kind of generous.

[Casaba 5942]

 

I mean "young" is kind of generous.

 

Fuck you, Andrew. I am taking back your sunshine status. You are no longer my sunshine.

 

EDIT: Oh wait, you were talking about other ladies. Well, still. Us ladies have to stick together. Be nicer.

[Andrew 4646]

 

Fuck you, Andrew. I am taking back your sunshine status. You are no longer my sunshine.

 

I was talking about all these OTHER so-called young forum girls, you're the youngest human I've ever seen.