EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character

[Game of Scones 5812]

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Fresh off the Backstrom

 

Ben and Kate Plus 8

 

Eastbound and Party Down (this one would be very good)

 

Mike and Mollaney (John Mulaney takes over Mellisa McCarthy's role as the sassy, Boston raised gal we all know and love. Hilarity issues.)

[honlads 8798]

Hi. I graduated yesterday but more importantly I was with my dad with my degree in my hand and I looked at him and said "you, me and degree" and he said "what?" and I said "you, me and degree" and he said "what?" again.

 

P good imo, thought I'd share.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Hi. I graduated yesterday

 

frickin nerd lol

[seeley 836]

 

Holy shit, this Care Bear has those "Mi Vida Loca" three dots tattooed on her fucking NOSE. I assume this is one of the bears that actually DID drugs and served some time?

 

In the original post, the author misidentified this Care Bear as a male, when in fact it is Love-a-Lot Bear, who is very much a girl bear. We regret the error.

Edited October 30, 2015 by ouchy squealy

[souprman 10477]

 

frickin nerd lol

i know, nobody cool has a dad.

 

#tearsinheaven

#catsinthecradle

#dirtyigotyomoney

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

i know, nobody cool has a dad.

 

#tearsinheaven

#catsinthecradle

#dirtyigotyomoney

 

I don't come on these forums to feel sad. wipe your tears up, get yourself together, and try again.

 

fuckin amatuer hour, man, I swear to god...

 

fuck, I keep forgetting demonlover69 is just souprman in his halloween costume. I feel like such a shit-schnitzel right now. please forgive me souprgod

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Ooh, crossover shows?

 

Hairjack Blacklist: John Gabrus and James Spader look to capture dangerous criminal Jack Black so they can give him a wacky haircut.

[lizzy 1946]

There is a commercial featuring multi-colored magical bears that tell kids not to do drugs.

 

Its called Care Bear D.A.R.E.

 

commercials have titles now

thought this said "commercials have titties now" and got extremely disappointed

[Joe Lerini 7329]

thought this said "commercials have titties now" and got extremely disappointed

Disappointed that commercials don't have titties, or disappointed that they actually DO have titties, and you object to this on feminist grounds?

[souprman 10477]

amatuer

you must not have listened to the podcast.

 

also you spelled amateur wrong.

[lizzy 1946]

Disappointed that commercials don't have titties, or disappointed that they actually DO have titties, and you object to this on feminist grounds?

Both, probably. I'm a complicated woman. (And I can't find that Kids in the Hall sketch where Dave is obsessively watching TV because at some point they've got to mess up and go too far and show nipples on a commercial, so please imagine that embedded here.)

[honlads 8798]

 

frickin nerd lol

 

I wasn't even going to justify this with a response but let me just say it was a skateboarding degree.

[kittens 1288]

 

jesus christ this thing is extremely sexy

 

 

fuck me

[SteveH 11126]

do you think Donald Trump and Gene Simmons are friends? Can you imagine hanging out with those guys?

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I wasn't even going to justify this with a response but let me just say it was a skateboarding degree.

did you major in street or vert?

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

also you spelled amateur wrong.

What are you the king of spelling or something lmao

[AshleyChupp 3958]

congraduations to honlads!

 

It's good that one of us is smart so our future children won't be total dipshits.

[SteveH 11126]

who graduates at Halloween time? Where did you go to school? Monsters University?

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

who graduates at Halloween time? Where did you go to school? Monsters University?

Solid joke

[AshleyChupp 3958]

how about a suits/white collar/mr robot 3 way?

 

edit>sorry i didnt mean to make that sexual.

 

edit2>just sorry now

 

edit3>you know what? now I do want these shows to fuck.

 

edit4>i'm getting off the weed day after tomorrow.

 

You making fun of me, bro? Cause I should warn you that I may seem like an elegant, classy lady of composure, but I can and will throw the fuck down. You wanna know what happened to the dude who grabbed my ass at a rap show? Let me answer that for you. You don't. It would make you sick to your stomach.

 

I may be a Good Woman, but I'm a nasty, nasty girl.

 

edit: sorry I'm wilding this morning. I got to sleep in until 5:45 am so I have a lot of extra energy.

 

edit 2: not actually sure what "wilding" means but I think Hayes said it on RSS or something

 

edit 3: I had to go to a work meeting from 6:30 to 7:45 am but my shift doesn't start until 10 am so I'm just drinking coffee and being dumb online at the starbucks across the street in the interim.

 

edit 4: they ended our meeting with a 5 minute guided meditation.

 

edit 5: gotta go to work now, have a nice day everyone. Check out this sick burn on wolverine:

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

The ep wasn't on Splitsider's This Week In Podcasts article this is fucking bullshit man

[thejjar 5031]

 

edit 2: not actually sure what "wilding" means but I think Hayes said it on RSS or something

 

 

That one hasn't gotten out to Pittsburgh yet huh? Man you're gonna have a lot of fun when "on fleek" makes it way out there

[chicknsandwich 2495]

A biography of John Butt by Robert Cummings. This is just too good.

 

 

 

I mean his last name is Butt holy shit guys freakin wow

[honlads 8798]

who graduates at Halloween time? Where did you go to school? Monsters University?

 

Pretty good.

 

People in Ireland (and probably other places) is the answer though, I guess.