EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character

[souprman 10477]

I'm nervous to post my picture, because you guys all look so sexy and cool. I'm worried you're all gonna stop being friends with me and exile me to the Improv4Humans forum.

yer beautiful baby!

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I'll fuck anyone on this forum. please.

 

hot2trotfuckangel@sexbots.gov

 

hit me up, I'm almost literally begging you (joe lerini)

[Larry Birdemic 588]

*immediately attempts a Stone Cold Stunner, not realizing pro wrestling moves are highly uneffective in a real fight*

 

Ow, my ass hurts.

 

Sounds like a real slobberknocker.

[Jakal 4475]

[AshleyChupp 3958]

so you know how some folks have foot fetishes?

 

I think I might have that thing except with hands instead of feet.

 

I've been doing a lot of soul searching and, well, I don't think I can keep running from this. I find hands incredibly erotic and if I see a picture or video that's a close-up on a hand, I get very worked up even when I know for a fact the hand is attached to someone I don't find attractive at all. For example, every dude in the video that Jakal just posted is very gross to me, but there were some good shots of their hands and I was like.............. oh. It's time to be honest and real and stop hiding my true self.

 

I love hands. I love them. I really do.

 

Wow, that feels good to say.

[SteveH 11126]

I can't get my profile pic to change, so this is what I look like forever. Get used to it.

 

edit: it changed. Now I wear a pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving. The wearing of this pilgrim hate does not condone nor endorse any activities that the pilgrims may or may not have been involved with in and around Plymouth Rock, MA around the time of the first thanksgiving.

 

p.s. You always hear about the first thanksgiving, but never the 2nd or 3rd. Was this something that only happened once, and then there was a period of a few hundred years where it didn't happen until it became a holiday? Or did the pilgrims and Indians native americans actually keep this tradition going?

[Silvrwoman 4998]

so you know how some folks have foot fetishes?

 

I think I might have that thing except with hands instead of feet.

 

I've been doing a lot of soul searching and, well, I don't think I can keep running from this. I find hands incredibly erotic and if I see a picture or video that's a close-up on a hand, I get very worked up even when I know for a fact the hand is attached to someone I don't find attractive at all. For example, every dude in the video that Jakal just posted is very gross to me, but there were some good shots of their hands and I was like.............. oh. It's time to be honest and real and stop hiding my true self.

 

I love hands. I love them. I really do.

 

Wow, that feels good to say.

Oh, that's why I love Christian Rock so much! It all makes sense now! Thanks ashley and jakal!

 

Fun Fact: it's scientifically proven that ppl with hand fetishes have sexy I mean normal feet

[Silvrwoman 4998]

yer beautiful baby!

Don't even think about it Joe! I can't compete with souprman

[thejjar 5031]

Don't even think about it Joe! I can't compete with souprman

 

There's enough Joe to go around. Don't be stingy

[souprman 10477]

 

Hey Lerini, you ready to rock?

[souprman 10477]

this guy looking pretty gd good too.

then there's this hunk. yowza!

but there's something about a man of mystery that really sends me.

[thejjar 5031]

Jeez thanks a lot souprman, I was clearly fishing for compliments but whatever don't include me

[Silvrwoman 4998]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE

 

Hey Lerini, you ready to rock?

This is from when Katniss and Peeta finally do it, right?

[souprman 10477]

thejjar is fuckin hot.

[SteveH 11126]

PodMass update:

 

"The episode is chock-full of quotable moments, and everyone involved is at the top of their game, perfecting their place in theHollywood Handbook universe. It’s an instant classic."

[devscoots 2561]

Ashley, you like hands because, duh, thats whats fingers you, duh.

[seeley 836]

PodMass update:

 

"The episode is chock-full of quotable moments, and everyone involved is at the top of their game, perfecting their place in theHollywood Handbook universe. It’s an instant classic."

 

You guys can hear more about this on me and Steve's new podcast, PodCast, which is all about PodMass.

 

Our guests are Rebecca Bulnes (if she returns my emails) who wrote the blurb about the episode and also AV Club commenter, FuckBoi69 who posted "CancerAIDS" in the comments section and also disagrees with the A- for last night's Good Wife.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Ashley, you like hands because, duh, thats whats fingers you, duh.

 

nothing i love more than taking a hot piece home and seein' how many knuckles deep they can get. for me, that's the best part of sex.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

It is implausible to me that this would be a fun activity. I've never gone more than one knuckle deep and even that was pretty painful and gave me a severe nosebleed.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

why is the AV club so nice?

comedy bang bang is one of my favorite shows on tv, but that halloween episode was pretty bad, and still got an A

is scott anchorman paying them off to get bang bang on podmass every week + good grades on the tv show?

[SteveH 11126]

why is the AV club so nice?

comedy bang bang is one of my favorite shows on tv, but that halloween episode was pretty bad, and still got an A

is scott anchorman paying them off to get bang bang on podmass every week + good grades on the tv show?

 

We'll discuss that and a whole lot more on next weeks' episode of PodCast with H and Seeley! Look for it on Feral Audio

[Dads for Butt Stuff 753]

 

We'll discuss that and a whole lot more on next weeks' episode of PodCast with H and Seeley! Look for it on Feral Audio

 

Cuss, right as my maxfun podmass-cast "MasstHeads" was coming together! I can never win

[elizamuffins 4228]

I would comment on all of your looks but I have a boyfriend.

 

jk, you are all super sexy and if he ever dumps me I am gonna "date" each and everyone of you.

 

I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS

[SteveH 11126]

HH also got their 2nd entry into the 'pod-canon'

 

http://splitsider.com/2015/11/tom-scharpling-hollywood-handbook-made-anti-comedy-for-the-ages/

[seeley 836]

How canonical can it be if dumbass Nathan Rabin doesn't even know Sean's not THERE? Manic Pixie Dipshit. *high fives all his cool friends* Let's go get pizza, boys. I'm outta here.