EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"

[agata 2789]

With Hayes gone, Sean explains how he no longer has boundaries and can finally tell all his opinions uninterrupted. Then, guest Jeff Dunham can't make it to the show due to sabotage, so Sean makes do with just his puppets. Finally, The Question Zone makes an appearance and Sean goes through Hayes' secret Earwolf drawer.

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

First Reserved For Chanson

 

Hey guys

 

Chanson couldn't make it to the first post so he sent me this email to post.

 

Hey ADC,

 

You so fine and are a great friend.

 

Please post this baller rap if you secure first this week:

 

"Well my name is Chanson

Yo Wassup,

My dad's a boat capn

 

I'm here to say that Seattle is the tightest

And that my sick flow

sure is the rightest

 

It's also my bday

and ain't that sweet

Hittin parties over Vacshon

Life sure is neat

 

So now I got your attention

Got 1 thing to say

This week's Hollywood Handbook

Ain't here to play

 

So press that play

and be a hero

Imma gonna lie back

and chug some coke zero

 

**** y'all mother*******

*****"

 

I censored the last bit in case young Danny is reading.

 

I'm looking forward to the episode too. Sounds like a fun one.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Second reserved for some nobody

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHANSON

[chanson 9697]

Thanks ADC, you're right that it's only fitting that I should get the first post on my birthday.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

This is my only post this week.

[chanson 9697]

PS - It technically isn't my birthday yet for another 36 minutes but whatevs.

[robotam 4493]

Happy birthday Chanson

[souprman 10477]

This is my only post this week.

are you for serious? not even to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHANSON!!!!!

HOW YOU GONNA DO HIM LIKE THAT SON?

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

9th

[souprman 10477]

I don't need to mansplain this to you guys, but this ep is fucking* amazing.

 

 

 

 

*not sorry Hayes.

[Proposition Phil 218]

SMH... people hating on this ep already. Well, spoiler alert, it's not Sean's fault that Hayes didn't show up for it, so if you're gonna blame anyone blame Hayes.

 

I actually think Sean did really good although I also did like it when I got to hear Hayes' voice at the end.

[skizelo 2536]

Love this epi, really gives a chance for the old Seanomeister to stretch his legs. I feel like a fool for not being on the forum in time to share my good PCGQ, but I'll just put that in the backpocket for the next time a multi-character ventirloquist guests.

[elizamuffins 4228]

I told myself I wouldn't post before coffee anymore but I am just so gosh darn excited!

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

listened to this ep on chanson's birthday

btw hb chanson

glad today's ep talks about the actual opposite of your favorite kind of coke

(chanson hates "when they cut that ish w/ sugar"

this is why he prefers coke zero

i learned this fact from the back of one of my chanson trading cards)

anyway just wanted to wish you happy birthday

and also ride on the inevitable like train for people wishing you a hb

(chanson also likes trains)

anyway cool

this ep is v funny, v good

 

[JacobCrites 4977]

1. Good puppets

2. Good show

3. Good birthday to Chanson

[swabmenot 61]

I'm only a few minutes in and I can already tell that this is going to be a really freeing experience for Sean.

[Dairy Pillows 1109]

Such a great episode. The ending was so beautiful I almost cried.

 

also Happy Birthday Chanson! Have a great day swimming in a pool filled with coke zero (I'm assuming that is how you're celebrating).

[Game of Scones 5812]

I do need Hayes!

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Great ep. Really raw and powerful from start to finish. So happy our boys could work things out.

 

 

Happy birthday, Chanson!!! Should've known you were a Scorpio you crazy bitch.

[chicknsandwich 2495]

So happy our boys could work things out.

 

wow thx for the spoilers. smh right now.

 

I've heard that a certain chicknsandwich got a popcorn q in so im excited to give this a listen during my study bell. Not to say I wasn't already excited to hear from jeff dunham's hilarious cast of characters.

 

also hbd Chanson! i'm a huge fan of your work on the forums. you truly hold no sacred cows!!!!

[Jakal 4475]

hbd 2 my bff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpTDAow4XU8

 

 

 

 

 

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[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

An absolute tour de force by Sean Clements.

[Just Add Pepper 2026]

 

Happy Birthday to the pioneer who fought for the rights of us MEN, gave his blood sweat and tears so that we men could have the right to post on internet forums.

[JacobCrites 4977]

An absolute tour de force by Sean Clements.

Hey, tour de force awakens, amiright?

[mwn 5470]

it's so sad, open manholes were a huge problem back in Mel Brooks' heyday and here we are in 2015 still falling into open manholes. when, O when, will our comedians stop falling into the sewer