Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

 

 

This is why I need feminism.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

I know u all have been clamoring for another of my famous Video Reviews of a Soft Drink. sorry it's been so long.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As1TpWz4kdg

 

can't wait for someone to google me and find my youtube channel and then i have to explain this shit.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Ashley that is a really nice, informing and cool video, you should feel really proud of yourself

[thejjar 5031]

The rabbit hole I went down on related video drink reviews is a lot deeper than one would imagine.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Maybe the greatest ending of anything ever. The hardest that I've laughed in a very long time. Good job to all of the boys on the show. What nice group of boys.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(p.s. Sean, I know that you having to admit that Shakespeare DID in fact write all of his plays was atonement for when we went head to head on the call in episode and I just wanted to say that I accept your apology and you are again invited to my niece's quinceanera now. See you soon)

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Blink, my previous comment here sucked.

 

Just thought you should know that. I'm gonna work harder next time, I swear.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

 

can you do a double review of San Pelligrino vs Perrier?

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

What was this, an episode of You made it the Best Show with Pete Sharpling.

 

This was way too long. I want my money back.

 

Did someone say "Best Show?" I have a take on that...

[Clem Dawg 896]

hey popcorn gallery,

 

hit me with a few questions you might ask a total nobody who hasn't done jackshit

[thejjar 5031]

Hey what's up Mr Efron? Is chili really supposed to not have beans in it or are people from Texas full of shit?

[nohorseman 5423]

Hi nobody who hasn't done jackshit,

 

Any productivity tips?

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Hey, nobody.

 

What was up with Brad Pitt's hair at the Golden Globes? Am I the only one outraged about this?

 

What's a good soft drink that you like?

 

When's the best time to go to the dentist?

 

With respect,

Ashley

[mikebonetti 3718]

Do your lips hurt from all the butt kissing you had to do to get on this show?

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Hey, Jackshit, can you say "wheeze the juice!" the way you imagine a homo would say it?

 

 

 

 

[RanRan 3242]

Hey jerkoff,

 

Why are you allowed on the show?

 

If your parents finally let you get a pet but they said it "can't be bigger than a six-pack of beer" what kind of pet would you get and what would you name it?

 

What's your favorite kind of gum?

 

Have a great day,

 

RanRan

[mwn 5470]

Dear guest,

 

Did you ever get all seven Chaos Emeralds in Sonic the Hedgehog? I never did and it tears me up inside.

 

Thanks,

mwn

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Flaming Hot Cheetos or Andy Capp's Hot Fries and why?

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Hey nobody,

 

What's the deal with "What's the deal with airline food?"? Why is that everybody's go-to for a cheesy bad stand-up comedian set-up? And is airline food really that bad?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Dear Nobody Who Hasn't Done Jack Shit,

 

I'm a big fan! Your wikipedia page says "Did you mean: nobody who haven't done jack ship." What is the easiest way for me to get my own wikipedia page?

[mikebonetti 3718]

What are you more proud of, being nobody or doing nothing?

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Hey, nobody, truth or dare?

[mikebonetti 3718]

Who the hell are you, and why don't I care?

[honlads 8798]

hey popcorn gallery,

 

hit me with a few questions you might ask a total nobody who hasn't done jackshit

 

What have you got in your pockets?

[thejjar 5031]

How fast can you do that Anna Kendrick cups song? I was trying to do it on the bus once and the guy next to me just kept staring. I figured he wanted to join in so I slid then slowly onto his lap. He got really pissed even though the cups where those cool old Batman glass mugs you could get at McDonald's. Do you think he didn't remember where they were from? What could I have done to improve this situation?

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

How do I get my dad to return my phonecalls?

 

edit: the question is open to anyone, I didn't realize the Clemster asked for pcorn gallery questions.