youngrose 370 Posted January 28, 2016 [in a good accent] funny, this side of the mason-dixon we call 'em backliners, because we're all just a lil bit crazy like that edit: apparently you can't delete posts. fuck this website 4 Share this post Link to post
AlbinLundholm 4020 Posted January 28, 2016 I've never understood why the phrase 'symmetrical face' is used to describe attractive people. Ugly people can have symmetrical faces too, just 2 ugly sides 17 Share this post Link to post
AlbinLundholm 4020 Posted January 28, 2016 Have this gif on my machine for personal use, I'm sharing it now because i realised it syncs up with wizard of oz today Why does Sean look like the head of a sculpture depicting some sort of Greek god 1 Share this post Link to post
putsome gravyonit 835 Posted January 28, 2016 Have this gif on my machine for personal use, I'm sharing it now because i realised it syncs up with wizard of oz today Do they do some sort of synchronized lifting regimen? Because it looks to me like they have nearly identical bodies 5 Share this post Link to post
Joe Lerini 7329 Posted January 28, 2016 I am pro-Dixon, and I will not be silenced. Threaten all you want but me and my family we don't take guff from nobody. All my sons are linebackers and all my daughters are shotguns and we will defend our right to be pro-Dixon in this nation in anyone's faces. I also like Dixon. 7 Share this post Link to post
JacobCrites 4977 Posted January 28, 2016 I also like Dixon. OK you guys have swayed me, I like him now too. 14 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted January 28, 2016 I don't hold it against him, it's hard to not let a popular star change you 20 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted January 28, 2016 it's hard to not let a popular star change you how would you know? (sorry K, it had to be done. I know you know this and accept that I did the right thing, but I also know you will have to pretend this hurt a lot and wasn't cool. I get it man.) 11 Share this post Link to post
dixon 5920 Posted January 28, 2016 I don't hold it against him, it's hard to not let a popular star change you It really is. After the first one you're riding high, in love with everyone. As soon as the second one comes, you're like "I could get used to this." Then the third ones rolls around, and you barely remember what it used to be like. 17 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted January 28, 2016 how would you know? REAL LIFE. Maybe step away from the screen and come back to roast me when the pope has placed a popular star on your very tongue in REAL LIFE. 17 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted January 28, 2016 This was just emailed to me from pfrank@vatcity.gov 15 Share this post Link to post
AshleyChupp 3958 Posted January 29, 2016 hmm apparently i got so blackout drunk last night that i transformed into a High Concept Comic Genius http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU_J_QkFHUo v grateful i had the presence of mind to immortalize this occurrence 20 Share this post Link to post
Lumberjim 364 Posted January 29, 2016 Big, crowd-pleasing ideas like talking about a single-season television program that most people don't know existed for an entire episode is the reason this show trounces Wolf Den in the ratings almost every time. Chris Gethard really Chris Gethard Show-ed 'em how it's done with this tremendous podcast appearance. Good one, guys. I'm proud of you. 11 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted January 29, 2016 I've been watching season 2 of Review on Hulu (that rhymes!). Just saw the Cult/perfect body episode and it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That's all. 6 Share this post Link to post
JacobCrites 4977 Posted January 29, 2016 fuck dixon Ok, you've swayed me, I hate dixon again 10 Share this post Link to post
lizzy 1946 Posted January 29, 2016 TGIF, amirite guys? ps I liked the soundboard, Dixon. 5 Share this post Link to post
youngrose 370 Posted January 29, 2016 not to wake the sleeping dog here, but since he wrote and directed Get Hard, do you think Chris might have actually been responsible for the racist Asian jokes? 1 Share this post Link to post
Joe Lerini 7329 Posted January 29, 2016 fuck dixon Let him buy me dinner first, though, am I right?! 8 Share this post Link to post
Jack Johnson P.I. 3649 Posted January 29, 2016 an·droidg·y·nous (adjective) -partly human and partly android in appearance; of indeterminate being. Sorry y'all, just thinkin' bout how language changes over time. Thought this word sounded funny and smart haha. Alright, gotta go prepare my nuclear shelter and clean my musket rifle. Beware of AI, folks! 7 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted January 29, 2016 Dammit JacobC make up your mind! (seriously tho happy 4 year anniversary.) I had to finally come down on the 'fer' side on Dixon. Sure he publishes that newspaper that has a troubling amount of front page articles about how my shit don't make no sense, but he's given me plenty of chuckles as well. So even though he's really giving me the run around about revealing his sources (I'm looking at you Christian Scientists) I'm gonna endorse the Ticonderoga Man. 18 Share this post Link to post
Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336 Posted January 29, 2016 dont know how much i can help, but i'm definitely 'Ginst 4 Share this post Link to post
thejjar 5031 Posted January 29, 2016 Move me over to fer soups. Thejjar goes where TC69 goes 3 Share this post Link to post
