EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Dixon is my favorite president

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Dixon isn't even real.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Dixon.

[Lumberjim 364]

Brett's pretty liberal with the sibilants for a guy who claims to be lead engineer of a major podcast network. I cannot think of anything else from this episode to comment on. Bonne nuit.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Ok just got to say something while I'm drunk enough to have feelings. First off, I'm inclined not to hate Dixon because of how good his posts are, especially this last one, so I almost was gonna ask soup to revise his chart and put me at the top of the pro-Dixon list, but thankfully I have a brain and realized that, even though I have a brain that is helping me come to the conclusion I'm about to state, if I really think about it using my heart, I know that my brain is wrong, and not just cause the back of my skull is somewhat flatter than it should be (I am no longer insecure about that because I saw a photo on Reddit of a dude with a huge skull - I mean huge, about 100x the size of a golf ball, and his post about it, although an interesting perspective on how he had to go through life being shamed, ridiculed, and discriminated against, had some serious typos, run on sentences, and misuse of parenthesis, so I know even ppl with beautiful, perfect, abnormally huge skulls can be stupid and so therefore my misshaped head, even though normal sized and flat as a board at that one spot, is nothing to be ashamed of especially compared to that freak), but actually because it is just one brain and thus does not have the same power as tons of brains, and so I have to take into account other ppls brains, which can help me figure out what my true feelings are, in my heart, one of which is that I trust ranran 100% and therefore conclude that Dixon sux

[Lumberjim 364]

Too long; don't know how to read. I want to kiss. who wants to kiss?

[robotam 4493]

not me, sorry.

 

EDIT: Ah, go on then.

[Lumberjim 364]

Sean, Hayes, nice in here

Sarsaparilla bobsled team

Feels like love right now

 

That was haiku. Fuck you.

[devscoots 2561]

wow... I don't know how this happened...

 

I'm so embarrassed right now.

 

 

 

I guess this is just a result of making so many good deeply content rich posts that obviously took a long time to make and aren't rushed off at all

 

:o :o :o :o :o :o

[chanson 9697]

Devscoots is so popular rn

[apocowarg 2696]

Is there a way to remove these new mod badges? I don't think mine is fair.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

The real cool kids, the bad boys, the rebels, the freaks but in a chill, enviable James Franco before we realized he was gross way... those ones are aloof loners who ain't give a damn about being popular because they know and you do too deep down that they are above this whole meaningless charade of "friendship"

 

Take your stars and your likes and shove 'em. I need my space, dweebs.

 

*smokes a cigarette in a cool way*

 

Shit. I was supposed to be quitting smoking.

[greggy 15909]

norm is so strong he has to be careful and click lightly when he hits 'like' on a post or else he'll accidentally give them a popular star all on his own

[Game of Scones 5812]

pretty much

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

*smokes a cigarette in a cool way*

There's no way to smoke a cigarette in a cool way cause cigarettes are bad for you and they can cause bad things like lungcancer now I don't think lungcancer is very cool do you? That's right didn't think so

[Game of Scones 5812]

lungcancer69

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

lungcancer69

 

I've seen that one. Idk but if you ask me one of those lungs wasn't really into it, and nothing about that video was cool. or hot for that matter.

[souprman 10477]

SUX

 

For those keeping score.

 

 

 

 

 

edit> Just noticed Dixon wears a diaper. Seems to be full...

edit2> Yes, I think that's an actual picture of Dixon

[elizamuffins 4228]

SUX

 

For those keeping score.

 

 

 

 

 

edit> Just noticed Dixon wears a diaper. Seems to be full...

edit2> Yes, I think that's an actual picture of Dixon

Can't we all just get along?

[souprman 10477]

Can't we all just get along?

Hey lady? I just report the facts.

 

Also, NO, no we can't all get along.

 

Furthermore we are now in a fight.

 

And another thing is I like you.

 

dammit.... I used to be way better at fighting,

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Apparently is also into golf. We all need an outlet. Except CFSL who prolly runs on 48 D batteries and Tobasco. Great ep!

 

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Frost/Dixon.

 

Just a silly thought I had. Rate and Review on iTunes.

[EmilyErickson 25]

Thank god Hayes was just stuck in the bathroom this whole time. I was worried the guys were breaking up.

 

Hope the bathrooms at earwolf are at least as nice as the average Nordstrom's. Otherwise.... eww!

[apocowarg 2696]

Hey souprman, I didn't know you were into pottery. Everyone's talking about one of your pieces. They are going to display it on national television tomorrow at 6:30 p.m. EST. I'm not familiar with this particular piece but apparently it's a bowl that has broncos and panthers on it. That sounds pretty crazy! Where do you get your ideas from? Also do you know why are people so excited about the commercial breaks? Hit me back on my mobile.

 

<3 wargen

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Been re-listening to a lot of U Talkin U2 To Me recently and it's still the most magnificient (haha that's a U2 song) podcast ever conceived

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

And U2 is still the most magnificient (haha that's one of their songs) band to ever exist