EPISODE 124 — Big Apple Bible, Episode 1

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Oh yeah? Well I wish that all your trees have kites in them and all your butts also have kites in them.

I want a tree with butts in it.

[MichaelHernandez 120]

Love this episode! That church pelvic thrust is the best!

[beeface 1804]

he jumped and climbed up that damn invisible ladder. pretty good.

[Bigsmak 80]

I wish I was lucky enough to find 3 kites in one day.. That's amazing.

[rod aug 5637]

lots of people i don't recognize in the thread can you all submit an application to joe before posting please i can't sift through this madness thank you god bless

[Montgomery 30]

A+ for Hayes this episode. He must have a sore back, thighs, quads, and gluteus maximus from carrying this show. Hayes is a molecular cloud filled with hydrogen and interstellar gas (aka. a star in the making). Hollywood Handbook...more like Hollywood Hayesbook. Montgomery signing off.

 

p.s.-tom was pretty good as well

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Sorry, yet again, for posting from my secondary account, Montgomery, which I soley use while huffing glue.

 

Anyway, now that I'm not high af anymore, who's every one's dream HH guest? Here's my wish list, in no particular order:

 

Tim Heidecker

Andy Kindler

Sarah Silverman

Nathan Fielder

Claudia O'Doherty

[souprman 10477]

hgdc

[Lexfor 691]

Tim Heidecker +1

Nathan Fielder +1

Claudia O'Doherty +1

Michael Ian Black

Henry Phillips

John C. Reilly

Maria Bamford

[DanEngler 5249]

Sean's parent(s)

Hayes's parent(s)

Cody's girlfriend (actual)

Cody's girlfriend (played by John Gemberling)

Harry Styles (s/o to Agata)

[AnnieMcfadden 943]

hm, i think my dream guest is me

[robotam 4493]

Hi, I'm currently 5 minutes into the new ep of Trends with Benefits and I thought of a joke.

I'm exactly 5 minutes 1 second into the ep, I paused it to come here a post the joke.

So, if at like 6 minutes into the episode someone comes up with this joke,

Just know that I independently thought of the following joke:

 

I'm not a big fan of fruit, but there's one berry I wouldn't mind taking a bite out off... Angela Lansbury!

 

EDIT: I'm running late for the bus, but NEED to post this one.

 

Who's the one son my father is NOT disappointed in? Gillian Anderson.

[Lumberjim 364]

Rob Huebel never been a guest? Seems like an oversight. He'd be a cracker of a guy to be on here.

[JacobCrites 4977]

Dream list:

 

-Adam Scott

-Matt Besser

-Amy Poehler

-Ian Roberts

-Horatio Sanz

-Brett Gelman

-Bobby Moynihan

-Taran Killam

-Alex, Greggy's kid

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

Andy Richter

Kevin Nealon

Norm McDonald

Bobby Moynihan

Bob Odenkirk

Tatiana Maslany

Ryan Reynolds

 

I finally saw Deadpool yesterday. V funny. Great action sequences. Dude got shot in the b-hole.

 

Edit: how has Adam Scott not been on?

[mwn 5470]

Adam Scott and Henry Phillips are great calls. Chelsea Peretti is the name that I want to say now. OK I said it. OK bye

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Dennis Miller

Ben Stein and Paul Krugman

Carrot Top

Pauly Shore again

[greggy 15909]

fred savage

[piemanpie24 1119]

I really wish that Harris had a chance to be on HH. I hope we get a Doughboys episode one day.

[CiscoKid 1973]

Paul Giamatti

Natasha leggero

Jim rash

Dave chappelle

Dan harmon

[nohorseman 5423]

Todd Glass! I'd love to warm up with a hot towel and listen to that ep, then chat about it with my friends online.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

hm, i think my dream guest is me

Shaking my dick head ur so shellfish

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Andrew Ti

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Butt seriously, Adam Scott is my favourite person and he would be perfect on the show

[piemanpie24 1119]

Andrew Ti

the entire episode would pretty much just be a roast, wouldn't it?