Episode 137 - SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

There have been some rather serious slanderous claims made here today, and I don't think it's fair. I'll direct everyone's attention to this document I ran across in the forum that completely exonerates silvrwoman from any accusations of post tampering.

 

 

Sorry jackal, you've been caught red handed and red circled

 

This assumes that we can trust Jack Johnson P.I. to not do any post editing nonsense. And I'll tell ya this, bud, I wouldn't trust that guy to wash my worst enemies car!

[souprman 10477]

This assumes that we can trust Jack Johnson P.I. to not do any post editing nonsense. And I'll tell ya this, bud, I wouldn't trust that guy to wash my worst enemies junk! and by junk I mean garbage. and by garbage I mean business. and by business I mean genitals.

yeah that dude is always fuckin around like that. fuckin weirdo.

[Henry 3777]

So is the assumption that Jack Johnson P.I. is working with silvr? Come on, that's ridiculous. What do either of them have to gain out of this scandal? I mean, he's a private investigator so being caught in evidence tampering would be a career ending disaster

[Jakal 4475]

This is all some sort of conspiracy... Jack Johnson PI and Silvrwoman are out to get me, they've been planning this for weeks, they want to sully my good name, you all know me, I'm your good ol'pal Jackal, never edited a post in my life, dont even know how to do that, would never touch that edit button, you all know I would never edit a post! I'm innocent I tell ya, INNOCENT!

Edited June 9, 2016 by Jackal

[chanson 9697]

I trust Jack. You guys all hate him because he's the new Earwolf CEO. For shame.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Hey, hey hey! everyone's throwing around accusations, but nobody's asking the real questions here!

 

Who/what is this "Megs" anyway? and how did Jackal know about it a full 10 MINUTES before it made itself known to us?!?!

 

I smell collusion...

[AshleyChupp 3958]

The corner of this room just let out a nasty and stinky fart bomb.

 

i know where you live, motherfucker.

[Auden 1809]

So is the assumption that Jack Johnson P.I. is working with silvr? Come on, that's ridiculous. What do either of them have to gain out of this scandal? I mean, he's a private investigator so being caught in evidence tampering would be a career ending disaster

But this is such a familiar story though. A dame walked into a private detective's dark dank basement forum and his whole life is thrown into non-chaos.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

I did edit the post, sorry.

[chanson 9697]

I knew megs was going to post because Jack told me via the secret forum.

[souprman 10477]

 

i know where you live, motherfucker.

Ashley please forgive me. I followed that little devil Jeff's lead and now I feel terrible!

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Hey, hey hey! everyone's throwing around accusations, but nobody's asking the real questions here!

 

Who/what is this "Megs" anyway? and how did Jackal know about it a full 10 MINUTES before it made itself known to us?

 

I smell collusion...

I believe Megs to be the acronym MEGS standing for...

 

Modern

Evil

Gargantuan

Servbot

 

And I don't trust it one bit.

[Jakal 4475]

I did edit the post, sorry.

Its okay, but I dont forgive you.

[beeface 1804]

Hey guys, I’m Megs and I’m new here. I like Hollywood Handbook but I decided to post today because I really enjoy secretly recording my friends’ phone calls to each other. Some of you here seem very perceptive to that kind of behavior, which frankly is very encouraging.

 

hey.

[AndrewGoll 1211]

No more debt owed to Jackal! The forum likes are paid in full.

 

And sorry to come late to the argument, 'did Jackal edit', 'did Silvr edit', 'is the PI a good PI' and 'who is Megs!?'. Well, I've got good news. I hacked jackal's account and edited his post to "meg" to get out of the debt. I then felt guilty and stupid after Silvr posted the evidence before I could. So I hacked into her account and posted that she was the one who had edited. I was then riddled with guilt at that point and hired Jack Johnson PI to investigate the crime, to throw all suspicions off of me. It then backed fired due to the fact the PI I hired was a bad PI. and Who is Megs?.... I don't know, it could be just a good friend of Jackals.

[Henry 3777]

I should have known. That guy I met with in the dark parking garage kept telling me to just follow the likes.

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

I should have known. That guy I met with in the dark parking garage kept telling me to just follow the likes.

 

Although to be fair, that guy probably spent the next ten minutes talking about the burning temperature of jet fuel and how it relates to the melting point of steel girders

 

I'm #TeamJackal in all this nonsense, btw

[thejjar 5031]

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Vote me CEO, I will ban Jack AND Jeffrey, and everyone gets 1 month free trial Howl, no promo code needed; I'm gonna remove the promo code box

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Silvr can I be your running mate? I dont like politics, but I think it would be cool if my name was Jack Johnson VP.I.

[AndrewGoll 1211]

Sorry Mister P.I. Sir but Silvr needs someone who knows politics and is new to the forums, a maverick you could say. Gollstone will make a strong candidate even stronger. I'm also good with swing voters and communists.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Silvr can I be your running mate? I dont like politics, but I think it would be cool if my name was Jack Johnson VP.I.

 

Yes, I don't even get my car washed cause of the drought, so Jeffrey's smear campaign didn't work on me. He probably also keeps the water running while brushing his teeth

[thejjar 5031]

My fellow forumers, it is not often that we experience moments that will turn the tide of history. It is even more rare when we recognize these moments whilst we live through them. Today is one of those days my friends! We will look back upon this day and label it a turning point! Do you wish to continue to feed on the teat of tyranny??? Or will you rise up and throw off the chains of our oppressors?!?!? My fellow forumers, today is not just about us!! It's not even just about our future generations!! Today is about every soul yearning for freedom!! Today is about the opportunity for greatness and not just the facade of it which our opponents try to shove down our throats!!

 

I ask you do you wish to live in a world where tyrants will ban us based on our opinions!?!?! STAND UP HH FORUM AND FEEL THE WINDS OF REVOLUTION LIFT US TO HEIGHTS WE HAVE NEVER SEEN!!! DOWN WITH JEFFREY!!! DOWN WITH SILVR!!! BELIEVE IN FREEDOM!!! BELIEVE IN RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!!! BELIEVE IN JACKAL!!!!!!!

[chanson 9697]

If either one of you tries to tax or redistribute my pro versions just know they're in an account in the Cayman Islands so good luck with that plan you crazy socialists!

[AndrewGoll 1211]

Sounds like Silvr took the P.I.

 

So whom ever needs a maverick as a running mate. Pick Gollstone. He may have weak knees, but he has a strong heart and strong mind. He WILL BRING YOU TO VICTORY!

 

P.S. I also have flat feet, but I have great insoles to make up for that.