Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

[apocowarg 2696]

If anything, Mr. thejjar Chase, your artisanal, bespoke sign is too good for me. Being the son of a bank owner, you might not know that courture signs are out-of-reach for most people.

 

His sign is literally "farm to table" as he lives in a hog pen.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I'm relistening to the first ep and realized the catchphrase was originally "an insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back rooms of this industry we call showbiz".

 

I have nothing else to contribute, just some neat little trivia. Have a nice day er'ybody.

[FaceLikeThunder 2114]

Thanks, Henry! You are a little sweetie.

 

Ahh...Henry is a big honking sweetie. Sorry to sound rude but cheese Luis.

Also he shreds them frets, I have been trying for years to get into the Henry Institute of Fine Talents

And thejjar I miss those cats too.

[Auden 1809]

Ahh...Henry is a big honking sweetie. Sorry to sound rude but cheese Luis.

Also he shreds them frets, I have been trying for years to get into the Henry Institute of Fine Talents

And thejjar I miss those cats too.

Yes, of course. A BIG sweetie. Not a little sweetie.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Full disclaimer, I have not listened to this episode. Fuller disclaimer (the netflix reboot) it will be a while before I do because I'm busy catching up on old episodes and just slaying it out here in Hollywood. But I figured I would make my presence known to get the bullying/hazing (hayesing?) out of the way. So please bully me and have a good day. Thanks.

I've got a Fuller disclaimer for you:

 

This is Kurt Fuller.

[Henry 3777]

 

I tried to make it a little higher quality, clarified the Tuesday morning line, and put the QR code in the bottom left. For some reason it gave me less issues fitting it on a page if it turned it sideways. There's still some excess to trim off, but I tried my darnedest

 

http://i.imgur.com/uKjGsRE.jpg

[Auden 1809]

I tried to make it a little higher quality, clarified the Tuesday morning line, and put the QR code in the bottom left. For some reason it gave me less issues fitting it on a page if it turned it sideways. There's still some excess to trim off, but I tried my darnedest

Thanks for doing this, Henry! You are a big sweetie.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

 

I tried to make it a little higher quality, clarified the Tuesday morning line, and put the QR code in the bottom left. For some reason it gave me less issues fitting it on a page if it turned it sideways. There's still some excess to trim off, but I tried my darnedest

 

http://i.imgur.com/uKjGsRE.jpg

I don't have a printer. Could you print me up about a hundred of these and mail them to me?

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

i look out my front window

 

 

then in the evening i look into my garden

 

 

didn't check my roof yet tho

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

racist

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

bassist

 

[TVsFredSavage 502]

Dog doing well, been walking on his leg some. I would apologize for whatever I did to make people all hate me this much, but I don't even know where to start. I mean I am trying to get my shit together and be a better person but even that seems to be hilarious. Like...How dare I try to improve. How dare I try to maintain a friendship. How dare I make unfunny jokes, get freaked out, and be unprepared for this level of scrutiny. How dare I have head injuriez, how dare I be aware that I am 'less than' and still find loneliness painful. How dare I speak at all. I used to make fun of people and follow online drama. I dont now, and feel bad about it. It seems like I dont have to even do anything though. What is all this? I dont know where to ask. I dont trust anyone now. I cant even describe this out loud. I mean whoever is doing whatever theyre doing knows what I am talking about. Im sorry for...being creepy. Being confusing and also confused. Being human. Having poor judgement. Having no life. Having an unrelatable personality. Feeling pain. Not feeling joy anymore. I am not going to kill myself, if thats the goal. That seems psychopathic if it is, but I have been at the bottom for too long for this to make things all that much worse. It feels like everyone has a personal bone to pick with me and I dont think I have the means to make up for however I did whatever I did.

[souprman 10477]

hey person, i don't really know what you want from us. it seems you're looking for either empathy, sympathy, or negative attention.

 

if you want empathy, you got it. everyone who posts on here is or has been a weirdo, shut-in, or comedy nerd who no one understands or knows about the shit they're into. that is why we're all here.

 

if you want sympathy, i would suggest that it's just pity with a nicer name. who needs that?

 

if you want negative attention, i think you've filled that prescription. no one here has forgotten that you started out as TV's Fred Savage and said a lot of nasty shit.

 

if you want to have a nice time here, post nice things, post things about the show, post pics of your doggy. don't demand we pay attention to you, and don't accuse us of persecuting you if we don't meet whatever standard you've decided to hold us to. it's not fair, it's not nice, it's not funny.

 

also i am the most unstable one here so please get off my brand.

 

peace and love, ringo.

[piemanpie24 1119]

i look out my front window

 

 

then in the evening i look into my garden

 

 

didn't check my roof yet tho

CROWORLD IS BACK, BABY

[SteveH 11126]

 

I tried to make it a little higher quality, clarified the Tuesday morning line, and put the QR code in the bottom left. For some reason it gave me less issues fitting it on a page if it turned it sideways. There's still some excess to trim off, but I tried my darnedest

 

http://i.imgur.com/uKjGsRE.jpg

 

 

Remember ClemDawg - this is what you asked for.

[TVsFredSavage 502]

I didnt mean to be nasty and I never concieved that people would take that name seriously, if that actually happened. I had a brief period of self confidence which I guess is not a good fit for me. I am aware that it keeps a list of my username changes. I have only the one account on here. I am not demanding attention, I am coming across it as I go through my day and listen to things. Not even just Earwolf. But thanks for some direct clarification. I will...I guess just lurk for a while and focus on doing what I need to do irl.

[mwn 5470]

if you want negative attention, i think you've filled that prescription. no one here has forgotten that you started out as TV's Fred Savage and said a lot of nasty shit.

 

to be honest I did forget that and also basically all of the things previously said by person

 

the god's honest truth is that naked vulnerability/self-loathing on the internet is basically impossible to respond to (but souprman has beaten the odds!). the WWW is good for a lot of things but sorting these kinds of issues out is definitely not one of them, and I bet more people here than just me have the embarrassing AIM logs, tweets, etc. to prove it~

 

please make some theraputic inquiries on your behalf IRL and also give your doggie a big hug for me

peace, ringo 2: the cgi lizard

[couchlizard 9]

A really great episode. The shows without guests or with a repeat guest are a lot of fun because you already understand the dynamic going in. While it's fun to listen to them figure it out with each new guest it is nice to have Hayes and Sean in an already established relationship

[Henry 3777]

I don't have a printer. Could you print me up about a hundred of these and mail them to me?

 

Sorry, the toner for my printer is kind of spendy. Also, you have never, I repeat never called me a sweetie. It's Ok though, we're still cool.

[greggy 15909]

remember when people would complain about joe mcgurl's "posting rules"? lol

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I wouldn't mind seeing a nice picture of somebody's doggy. I have three dogs, one of them is old and his back is going out, the second one is old and has three legs and bone cancer, and the third one is so old and has so much cancer that he is actually dead. It's not an old doggy competition, I'm just saying that I can sympathize about doggies and their health issues and etc. Also I win.

 

I'm moving to Atlanta soon! How's that for sharing something real about myself that maybe you didn't already know? I'm sad about leaving New Orleans, but I'm excited to start fresh in a new city.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Sorry, the toner for my printer is kind of spendy. Also, you have never, I repeat never called me a sweetie. It's Ok though, we're still cool.

*ahem*

 

You're a sweetie, and it would really please me if you would let me squeezie.

[AndrewGoll 1211]

For you Spunky Foonerism! It's my somewhat newly adopted 5 month year old dog named Bo! He is the nicest dog you'll ever find/meet.

[CiscoKid 1973]

I don't have any dogs, spoon, but I do have a decently recent pic of me and my roommate hanging out that I can whip up for ya

 

Edit: gollstone you sonuvagun, you slid right past my dms. Cute dog tho

[souprman 10477]

Spunky I'm glad you posted cuz it reminded me I took a pic just for you today. I passed this thing on a bike trail last week and stopped today to take a picture so you could tell me what the hell it is. Closer inspection led me to believe it's some sort of caterpillar nest, if that's a thing. Anyhow enjoy and enlighten if you would.

 

 

 

 

ps- greggy i didn't complain that much... okay, i did. i am properly shamed.