Episode 198.5 - Minisode 198.5

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Baby names, Nicolas Cage’s inspiration, and much more are covered on this week’s minisode! Paul goes through Corrections and Omissions for Look Who’s Talking Too, Paul recommends something you should definitely check out, and the Movie Bitches review A Simple Favor.

 

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[SlidePocket 707]

Oh "A Night in Heaven". I've been waiting for them to do it for the show ever since I submit it for consideration. Can't wait what they have to say!

[taylor anne photo 11311]

I missed my 3,000th post so I'm gonna yell one more time... PAUL, DO QUEEN OF THE DAMNED!!! PLEASE!!!

[gigi-tastic 2322]

1 hour ago, taylorannephoto said:

I missed my 3,000th post so I'm gonna yell one more time... PAUL, DO QUEEN OF THE DAMNED!!! PLEASE!!!

GIVE US SEXY VAMPIRE QUEEN AALIYAH PAUL! Let us have rock star Lestat (I can't even type that without laughing) in a band that I think he names after himself (which is the MOST Lestat thing ) ! This movie is nothing but open shirts, (p)leather ,  velvet, and mesh with a truly awful soundtrack. It's an early 2000's Hot Topic made sentient and it is EVERYTHING!  WE NEED TO DO THIS MOVIE

[gigi-tastic 2322]

So inspired by Taylor Anne's devotion to one of the greatest music videos of our time Queen of the Damned  I tried to find a listical from syfy.com's Fangrrls on it and I just discovered that there was a tv movie on the motherfucking FURBIES!! It's called Furby Island and it looks like the stuff of nightmares. You can get it on YouTube for free and I think I might have found what I'm doing this weekend should I want to scar myself for life. 

I distinctly remember having one as a kid and needing to lock it in my closet because it wouldn't shut up and then being so scared of my now possessed closet I had to sleep with my mom in her room.  This movie looks scarier than what being alone in the dark and hearing a weird robot chirping to itself from my closet felt like to an already terrified 8 year old. 

Would anyone else be interested in watching this monstrosity?

[Cameron H. 23786]

That’s funny. I met a woman today who said she had eight kids. Jesus, I have two, but I swear to God sometimes I feel like I have thirty kids living in my house...

[grudlian. 4725]

7 hours ago, taylorannephoto said:

I missed my 3,000th post so I'm gonna yell one more time... PAUL, DO QUEEN OF THE DAMNED!!! PLEASE!!!

Didn't Paul say on the boards they were doing Queen Of The Damned? I don't want to say that's legally binding but I don't know enough about law to say it isn't binding.

[Breadbutt 21]

the Vimeo link for A Night in Heaven isn't up yet (as far as I can tell) but a 240p res version is on youtube. Haven't watched it all the way through, but it seems to be complete. I've replaced the link with a DVD resolution version. enjoy.

 

[iamSGA 21]

Ok guys, I know I'm horribly late (esp since i listened to the ep already), but I'm finally watching Beastly right now. OMG, this is too wild.

 

Some things I don't remember hearing during the ep:

1. Mary Kate Olsen

2. Guy from Six Feet Under is in it--never registered when they kept saying Peter Krause (I kept thinking of Martin Kove for some reason)

3. he's not scaled at all--just weird ass tree henna everywhere.

[gigi-tastic 2322]

1 hour ago, Breadbutt said:

the Vimeo link for A Night in Heaven isn't up yet (as far as I can tell) but a 240p res version is on youtube. Haven't watched it all the way through, but it seems to be complete.

 

Thank you for this! I think this is going to be an amazing movie because my (ironically skittish) cat Godric heard one second of the opening music and ran the fuck out my room like the devil was chasing him. He's clearly a film critic with delicate sensibilities. Only AFI's top 100 and Unspooled for him! That or he just hates synthy digital sounding music. Either way my cat has better taste than I do and he literally only wants to eat dry cat food. 

[iamSGA 21]

oh snap. the main lady from Pure Country is in this--George Strait's mgr, Lula

[Breadbutt 21]

@gigitastic update There's a much higher res version here:

 

[gigi-tastic 2322]

45 minutes ago, Breadbutt said:

@gigitastic update There's a much higher res version here:

 

Ooh thanks! I'm dying at the weird choice of the song Heaven for this guys bike ride home. I'm only five minutes in and I really want them to have used that for a Striptease like dance for when the actual stripping part comes up  like Demi Moore does with her weird music choices. Just a slow, dramatic, avant-garde male strip tease. I can't wait to talk about the one male stripper story I know involving my mom and her drunken friend in Canada. It's not great but it's all I have on the topic and it taught me to say no to meth. 

[gigi-tastic 2322]

4 hours ago, Breadbutt said:

the Vimeo link for A Night in Heaven isn't up yet (as far as I can tell) but a 240p res version is on youtube. Haven't watched it all the way through, but it seems to be complete. I've replaced the link with a DVD resolution version. enjoy.

 

What the fuck did I just witness? I cannot WAIT  to hear June's take on this. 

[SlidePocket 707]

10 hours ago, iamSGA said:

oh snap. the main lady from Pure Country is in this--George Strait's mgr, Lula

Don't forget "Color of Night", where Lesley Ann Warren is one of the patients who gets involved with one of Jane March's personalities.

[Breadbutt 21]

9 hours ago, gigitastic said:

What the fuck did I just witness? I cannot WAIT  to hear June's take on this. 

yeah, I was really confused as to what this movie is trying to say. The gender politics are all over the place which sorta makes sense, since everyone is fucking everyone.

[gigi-tastic 2322]

4 hours ago, SlidePocket said:

Don't forget "Color of Night", where Lesley Ann Warren is one of the patients who gets involved with one of Jane March's personalities.

Uh I think you mean the one and only Miss Scarlett from Clue!!!!

[gigi-tastic 2322]

2 hours ago, Breadbutt said:

yeah, I was really confused as to what this movie is trying to say. The gender politics are all over the place which sorta makes sense, since everyone is fucking everyone.

I couldn't figure out who the main character really was at first, who I'm suppose to root for ( the constantly drunk horny friend of hers clearly ) , and why no one else thought this was clearly the premise of a horror film. Also the man bun's in awful thongs were upsetting and this strip club is full of violations. I feel like I have a cold sore and mono from watching this movie. 

[muttnik 476]

2 hours ago, gigitastic said:

I couldn't figure out who the main character really was at first, who I'm suppose to root for ( the constantly drunk horny friend of hers clearly ) , and why no one else thought this was clearly the premise of a horror film.

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I spent the first few minutes wondering what year the movie was supposed to be set in. Unattentive pity-party husband and Leslie are real throwbacky; pretty much all of the adult characters are.

I hate plots that could be solved in seconds if people just talked to each other. Loved Slick though.

[WatchOutForSnakes 807]

3 hours ago, gigitastic said:

Uh I think you mean the one and only Miss Scarlett from Clue!!!!

I like to think of this as Miss Scarlett's origin story.  Or the missing link between Cinderella (my favorite version, btw) and Miss Scarlett. Prince Charming would also make as good a stripper name as Ricky Rocket.

I love Lesley Ann Warren. 

 

[taylor anne photo 11311]

20 hours ago, grudlian. said:

Didn't Paul say on the boards they were doing Queen Of The Damned? I don't want to say that's legally binding but I don't know enough about law to say it isn't binding.

He mentioned in a minisode last October that there was a push for QotD but he has never followed through and I'm not gonna say that I feel betrayed but my heart is broken.

[Breadbutt 21]

4 hours ago, gigitastic said:

 this strip club is full of violations. I feel like I have a cold sore and mono from watching this movie. 

that strip scene was a straight up herpes factory.

[gigi-tastic 2322]

2 hours ago, muttnik said:

 

I spent the first few minutes wondering what year the movie was supposed to be set in. Unattentive pity-party husband and Leslie are real throwbacky; pretty much all of the adult characters are.

I hate plots that could be solved in seconds if people just talked to each other. Loved Slick though.

Slick was EVERYTHING. I want a movie about her

[gigi-tastic 2322]

1 hour ago, WatchOutForSnakes said:

I like to think of this as Miss Scarlett's origin story.  Or the missing link between Cinderella (my favorite version, btw) and Miss Scarlett. Prince Charming would also make as good a stripper name as Ricky Rocket.

I love Lesley Ann Warren. 

 

Oooh yes! After being"fired" (he quit let's be real here) they move to D.C because of a possible job. It falls through and because her  husband refuses to find work at any aerospace companies that makes missile /defense tech  she goes out to a strip club to get drunk and another Madame finds her there takes her under her wing teaches her the escort game. Because she's supposedly so smart she soon starts learning all these important things and she beings her real business: SECRETS! (I love the way she says that).

 

This woman is a national treasure!

[Breadbutt 21]

not sure what happened, but the YouTube vid of A Night in Heaven has downgraded to 240p. This wasn't the case on Friday night. Going to see if it can be fixed.