Episode 5 — Shipwrecked

[admin 330]

A large rift has left the gang stranded on the sinking ship. Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn) and Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo) must lash together the remaining wreckage to sail off into safety. Before they depart, Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch), Bartho Shett (Ken Daly), and Ell Ryan (Gerry Duggan) explore the ship for food and supplies. What does the dungeon master (Mr. Sark) have in store for them next? Will they survive? Can the spirit bear swim? Listen to find out! Plus, the gang shares a coconut filled tale of a past shipfucked D&D adventure.

[dhamby2024 1]

I love this show to an unreal degree. I wish you guys put out an episode every day. Waiting all week sucks.

[therealMATTLOXLEY 135]

great ep!

[Toneth 0]

I found myself clapping after Mr. Green's epic dice roll, that's when I realized how nerdy I really was. My friends and I are playing again after 8 long years, and we all really dig the show. However, my wife thinks you are completely fucked in your current situation. Can't wait for episde 6!

[choochoo_the_wonder_slut 740]

Love this show. I'm really pulling for them to land in a populated area... because I think the only thing that could make this better is unannounced NPC character cameos from whoever happens to be at Earwolf during the recordings. Matt Besser in a Bjork voice as a tavern wench? PFT as a city guard who sounds suspiciously like Ice-T? Andy Daly as a gnome who lives in a hat on a roof? Endless possibilities for hilarity considering they're surrounded by the funniest people ever.

[tiles 13]

This show is so much fun! Feels like a TPK is always right around every corner. That, or accidental murder. Something about not having any idea where or what the hell is going on has me glued to my computer every week. Can't wait to find out! Till then I am loving this escapade. Keep up the great work.

 

P.S. Brian, ILOVE YOU,(in a manly way) but,..do you know your mic is on while you sing over other people talking?!?!? You might as well eat chips while swallowing your mic. Same effect. IMHO you all would do well to set yourselves apart form your moms basement podcast and do a more professional clean show. I say this only because I want you to all to rock even harder.

[tiles 13]

Also, you should get yourselves on RPGpodcasts.com so more people (gamers) can get on board (or raft) with this show. Or some of the other Gamer websites where more people can be exposed to the awesome.

[choochoo_the_wonder_slut 740]

How about "The Wizard Regales With Nerdly Tales" for the story segment?

 

ps - I wonder if Posehn digs Electric Wizard? Heaviest band alive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77uVmkb6oes

[Gym Sockerman 1326]

I lost it when Sarah said, in complete deadpan, "The approval I've been seeking my whole life" in response to Sark calling her clever.

[Lukas Holmes 2287]

My favorite moment so far was the description of the one getting hit by the giant hand and flying out of the boat while the others sing sea chanteys and say, "I wonder how that guy with the bear is doing, he's really growing on me." Great descriptive voice.

[karasz816 0]

I don't play D&D but I thought I had a basic understanding of it. Why did the DM have to make a rule check and not just come up with his own Dex Check before they did the 'Tales from Previous DnD games'?

[choochoo_the_wonder_slut 740]

Relistened to this one this morning and noticed that they all seemed to forget about that hostage they had once they got inside the new pontoon. Guess she went down with the ship.

[Ferdynand 10]

Great show, never fails to make me giggle like a little girl. Can't wait to see the torture Sark puts the group through.

[Kronos_Deftone 5]

[Kronos_Deftone 5]

Some ideas I had for the name of the past adventures segment:

 

"Past Adventures Segment"

"Brian Posehns Rape Fantasy Minute"

"Nerd Poker Lore"

"Nerd Poker Presents: Sweatin' to the Oldies"

"Nerd Poker Presents: Remember that Time..."

"Memories of Parties Past"

"Nerd Poker Presents: Precious Moments"

"Nerd Poker Presents: How to Party-wipe"

"Nerd Poker Presents: Fucking Up Your DM in 3 Easy Steps"

"Telling Stories While Everyone Else Hits a Bong"

"Nerd Poker Story Time"

 

You're welcome in advance.

[Cabbagehead 61]

Love playing on the Snes and listening to these, so much epicness!

[Toneth 0]

 

100% inspired by your podcast. I'm really hoping to hear "roll for initiative" in the next episode.. fingers crossed.

[BroccoliRob 78]

I love this show. Almost looking forward to a TPK.

[pongo 190]

Wow I knew that scheduling for the show was difficult but I didn't know that only four episodes were recorded over two years before episodes were finally released. I have fallen in love with this show in it's short existence and it worries me to think that I might be losing it within a couple of weeks.

[choochoo_the_wonder_slut 740]

I concur, Pongo. This podcast has hit the sweetspot for me as a nerd whose favorite things are improv comedy, sword and sorcery and other nerds. I hope this sucker goes on forever.

[David D. 0]

You know you are playing D&D when someone matter-of-factly asks, "Wait, why are we bringing the bodies?" as if they are packing a bag for the day.

[robinsbruce 4985]

I love this show. If anyone here is into comics, the new DeadPool with Gerry and Brian/Tony Moore is awesome. It would be sweet to see some semi-professional artwork for these characters. I can't sketch.

[tiles 13]

i would love to sketch this crew but a TPK could happen tomorrow! Also with the weird taping of this podcast I have no idea if this podcast has any future. Is this game currently being recorded? Is it over already and we don't know it? I am completely confused. No one involved seems to update anything other than episode descriptions.

 

Plus they need to put some clothes on.

[8===D---{()} 0]

Thanks guys and gal for the awesome show hope it last for a long time. I can't get enough of the spirit bear and hippie they're hillarious and blackee green is such a smartass. I kind of notice that the hot chick shipmate dissapeared after you guys left the ship. Hopefully you guys have enough room on the raft for 1 more cause who doesn't need a hot chick? Of all places a deserted island am i right? Perversion aside hope you all have a happy new year and brace yourselves.....more naked hippie is coming.

[choochoo_the_wonder_slut 740]

Well in this episode Brian mentioned that Episode 1 had just aired, which was just over a month ago, so we know they were still cranking them out then. A TPK this early would suck. This crew needs to live for a long time and continue to make a lot of dick jokes throughout the realm.