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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've heard of Mike & Molly, but "Bikes & Ollies" - the loosely connected sequel to "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"?

    By washyerselfwitharagonastick,
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  2. "I took it upon myself to put this book upon myself" said the polite librarian that was bad at rapping and didn't believe in carts

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. The only hashtag I'm interested in is the tag that tells me the price of this hash I'm about to buy. #stoner

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. You can lead a horse to water, I don't give a shit, I'm not your real dad.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. When you next feign surprise, don't forget to close your eyes, and think of fries and butterflies

    By WhackyZackyLearman,
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  6. Let's talk about Shreks, baby. Let's talk about that don-key

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  7. I'm Daddy's favorite

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. the conclusion you drew from my statement while predicted is in fact wrong:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I was abandoned at the altar by my fiance..... not a wedding altar mind you, my fiance is a satanic priest and he left halfway through the sacrifice

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. I'll be back in two shakes of a lambs tale. What's that? You don't have a lambs take? I guess you're just gonna have to trust me.

    By oppyao,
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  11. My vegetable boy band is called New Kids On the Chopping Block. Also my French Revolution BoyBand.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. I'm the catchphrase Scott just read out - AMA

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. we the creeple pee on people

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Shove it your hoop. Super doop. Gloop a loop. Shamalamadingdong. I'm slowly losing my grip on reality. Please help me. I feel like I'm underwater.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. *Record Scratch* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation - owner of Scratch Records.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Through Time Travel Mimes Unravel. Gimme those Revels, I'm replacing them with Gravel.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Time and Tide wait for no man. Why anyone would expect a washing powder to be capable of waiting for anyone is simply beyond me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Back in my day we had bidets but these days they let shit stay. So on pay day you just stay away and it's may day before we play away. Your ass stinks

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy tried Rogaine, but side effects including blurred vision, chest pain, dizziness, fainting

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. The Love Shack = A brothel

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. My ideal woman would have to have a head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. The more knees and toes, the better!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. Amaizeing

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Your Honor, The prosecution is Badgering the witness. He's burrowed under the stand and is clawing earthworms into his mouth at my client's feet.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. They say all that glitters is gold but I just bought some silver glitter so what's the deal, they?

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. I'm just an amateur lapsed anus right now, but my dream is to go pro.

    By Shampoodler,
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