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Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

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And, to contribute information no one asked for: Döner is a german invention. Well, kinda. It was the idea of a Turkish immigrant in the 70s or 80s (Yes, 1970/1980) who thought about a food you could eat on the go. :)/>/>

 

Them thars fightin' words, pardner.

 

You can put all the little dots over the o in doner you want , but its never going to convince anyone here that the doner isnt as British as Stonehenge, the White Cliffs of Dover, Monty Python and the Rolling Stones. Even...no...especially, if you are very probably correct.

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If she's on his side, why is she on a leash?!

 

That Roddy Piper, the consumate heel.

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If she's on his side, why is she on a leash?!

 

That Roddy Piper, the consumate heel.

Famously, even Spinal Tap didnt sink that low.

The leashes were worn by them. That way it wasnt sexist.

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Them thars fightin' words, pardner.

 

You can put all the little dots over the o in doner you want , but its never going to convince anyone here that the doner isnt as British as Stonehenge, the White Cliffs of Dover, Monty Python and the Rolling Stones. Even...no...especially, if you are very probably correct.

 

I heard that once in a documentary. Just went to wikipedia and it seems like I'm totally wrong. :)

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The original mums , from the picture of them posted earlier, look mid 20s at best. Completely bangable, undoubtedly, but reaching the upper limit of childbearing around 40ish, when the the first new generation of horny young dudes comes onstream. Maybe they can squeeze out two more at best.

Of course fertlility treatment facilities in 'Whateverthefuckitscalledland' could be absolutely top notch and help put off menopause for a decade or so, but I doubt it.

Knowing this society, they would probably start trying to have the kids procreate by the time they started puberty, around 12-13, which is possible as there was a story a few years ago of a 13 yr old becoming a father with his 15 yr old girlfriend. Also I can see them pumping these women so full of fertility drugs just to increase the chances of conception. I think the real thing that they have to worry about is if all the kids Piper fires off are girls, then it becomes a total inbreeding nightmare.

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as already mentioned Cec Verrell was also in Runaway but there is another HDTGM connection ... the prodcution designer for hell comes to frogtown was dins danielsen who was the art director on barbwire ... not sure how the guys missed that one .. i mean its din danielsen FFS

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the ECR is on the outside of his trousers ... which means if he needs to whip out his snake for any reason he has to first find the flap in the ECR. then he has to try to open his fly blindly thru the flap (sounds dangerous). then, assuming he's wearing underwear (probably meundies), he has to manipulate them out of the way, and only then can he start to manoeuvre his junk thru which is by now a very crowded escape route ... i dont think the provisional government have thought this through properly ..

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the ECR is on the outside of his trousers ... which means if he needs to whip out his snake for any reason he has to first find the flap in the ECR. then he has to try to open his fly blindly thru the flap (sounds dangerous). then, assuming he's wearing underwear (probably meundies), he has to manipulate them out of the way, and only then can he start to manoeuvre his junk thru which is by now a very crowded escape route ... i dont think the provisional government have thought this through properly ..

You can get the same amount of groinal inconvenience and painful discomfort by buying a 3 pack of.... ahem... 'Calvin' Classics at the local market for 5 quid. One half hearted fart and they're shredded into flapping bunting.

 

Though I'm sure that the show endorsing Meundies are sturdy and stain repelling works of art at the cutting edge of underwear technology and can even resist and restrain a weekend spent on Guinness and vindaloos.

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Correction:

 

Orlando Jones was a spokesperson for 7-Up not Sprite with the "make 7-Up yours" slogan. Also as for the Ernest reboot I think Jon "does that thing got a hemi?" Reep would be a great choice as he has that goofy Southern demeanor similar to what Jim Varney had.ccsu_ccp_10_1016_05.jpg

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When did the Internet decide that recasting Ernest after Jim Varney's passing was an acceptable idea? I remember when it was utterly indignant at the existence of these:

 

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Y'know...I find it kind of surprising that with as much emphasis MedTech places on reproduction and human sexuality in the movie, when Spangle unleashes her high level, government approved, seduction techniques on Sam it pretty much amounts to "stand there awkwardly in your underwear." I don't know, with all that training, I guess I just expected something a little more...interesting.

 

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I will admit though, and this might be because the 80's/90's is when I started forming ideas about what sexuality was and what is/isn't attractive, but I kind of still love the super high cut high waist underwear (What they called granny panties) It seem so much more... risque I guess than the modern "low cut" kind. I'm not really sure why.

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I will admit though, and this might be because the 80's/90's is when I started forming ideas about what sexuality was and what is/isn't attractive, but I kind of still love the super high cut high waist underwear (What they called granny panties) It seem so much more... risque I guess than the modern "low cut" kind. I'm not really sure why.

 

Hi-cut, sure. Hi-cut butt curtains...no.

 

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This should have been a great episode. But even Jason and Paul couldn't overcome the obvious problem. A guest that said like zero and a guest that would not shut up. It's like he wanted to be loud funny guy, but Jason already does that, so he decided to be loud unfunny guy instead.

 

Whatever happened to the guy they did Reindeer Games with? He was great!

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Y'know...I find it kind of surprising that with as much emphasis MedTech places on reproduction and human sexuality in the movie, when Spangle unleashes her high level, government approved, seduction techniques on Sam it pretty much amounts to "stand there awkwardly in your underwear." I don't know, with all that training, I guess I just expected something a little more...interesting.

 

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I took that more as she had all this knowledge but this was the first time she was putting it into practice and was a little unsure about herself.

 

Then by the time she was dancing for the three snakes she had it down pat!

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Oh god, another missed opportunity, David Hasselhoff's "Looking For Freedom", but changed to "Fucking for Freedom"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdKVX45wYeQ

 

 

and he found freedom in a wonderful place called Germany!

 

and still In my mind this is still what hell comes to frog town looks like. holy shit they've got

!!!!!

 

Thinking about it now, we never really get to see hell come to frog town in the movie, do we. we get to see when hell left town but nothing really happened to it did it.

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Who do we think is the Jason of this group (the forums)?

 

did we ever find that hero? (the forums)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0

 

I really just wanted to post Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero song, is all. I wish David Hasselhoff would re -record that song for me. he would so own it.

 

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I'll be your hero girlfriend! LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!

 

she's going to be so let down.

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I'm not going to suggest myself because that would make me a douche bag apparently. (The forums?)

 

Otherwise:

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I will admit though, and this might be because the 80's/90's is when I started forming ideas about what sexuality was and what is/isn't attractive, but I kind of still love the super high cut high waist underwear (What they called granny panties) It seem so much more... risque I guess than the modern "low cut" kind. I'm not really sure why.

 

I share that sentiment, I got "The Miss Grandé Chest Contest" DVD as a joke gift, and was from like 1997. The main thing you'll notice other than the chests were, indeed, "Grandé", the waistbands on their underwear/bikinis were up to their ribs, but it was sexy as fuck.

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I took that more as she had all this knowledge but this was the first time she was putting it into practice and was a little unsure about herself.

 

Then by the time she was dancing for the three snakes she had it down pat!

 

 

You're probably right...although that also means that they are not just sending an extremely valuable asset into harm's way, but they are sending him with an agent with no field experience. So that's pretty dumb...

 

But, you know what? Who even cares anymore? This movie was mind-bendingly stupid, and honestly, at this point...

 

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I share that sentiment, I got "The Miss Grandé Chest Contest" DVD as a joke gift, and was from like 1997. The main thing you'll notice other than the chests were, indeed, "Grandé", the waistbands on their underwear/bikinis were up to their ribs, but it was sexy as fuck.

"Grandé" means that it's fancy.

 

Also has anyone else here even glimpsed at the sequels to this? The third one "Toad Warrior" which was later renamed "Max Hell Frog Warrior" which really uses the Zen Film Making that Donald G. Jackson and Scott Shaw going batshit crazy. Shaw actually stars in the movie as Max Hell and porn star Jill Kelly acting in place of Sandahl Bergman.

So instead of a B Sci-Fi movie that looks like this:hell-comes-to-frogtown.jpg

 

We get a movie that looks like a straight up porno, probably why Kelly signed on for it:

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You know, considering the types of amphibians that occupy "FrogTown" you would think that they would have a problem with it being "Racist" since a good majority of them are Toads.

 

I'm just imagining the conception of the town, and someone saying "You know some of them are actually toads." and some big wig waves them off saying "Eh. Frogs, toads, they all look the same to me."

 

 

For reference:

 

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