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#1 July Diaz

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Posted 30 June 2017 - 05:51 PM

Whose faster? The Flash or Superman? This question and more on this week’s mini-sode! Paul goes through Corrections and Omissions for Ninja Terminator, Paul goes through the mail bag, and the Movie Bitches review Unforgettable. Plus, you’ll find out which Van Damme film we’ll be covering next week!



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Posted 30 June 2017 - 07:46 PM

Timecop is finally here!

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Posted 30 June 2017 - 08:40 PM

SMIGG WINS!! SMIGG WINS!! SMIGG WINS!!



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Posted 01 July 2017 - 02:40 AM

The explanation hope line has gotten really weird since Paul starting reading the condom adverts. I'm glad June doesn't listen to the minis cause I think she'd find it upsetting. Jason on the other hand would f**king love it!

but I will admit I did crack a little smile at "erections and omissions".

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Posted 01 July 2017 - 03:23 AM

The Matabatory Tales in the Explanation Hope Line just remind me of Jay from The Inbetweeners.



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Posted 01 July 2017 - 04:06 AM

View PostSmigg, on 01 July 2017 - 03:23 AM, said:

The Matabatory Tales in the Explanation Hope Line just remind me of Jay from The Inbetweeners.



"awhhh friends"

"bus w**kers!!!!!!"

one of the most quotable shows ever

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Posted 01 July 2017 - 04:10 AM

i was *cough* flicking through a *cough* "newspaper" as i was listening to the mini and just happened to find this ... it explains alot .. they must have made an error at the printers and put ASK instead of ASS ... dumbdumbs

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Posted 01 July 2017 - 04:23 AM

View Postfirsttimecallerlongtimelistenr, on 01 July 2017 - 04:06 AM, said:

"awhhh friends"

"bus w**kers!!!!!!"

one of the most quotable shows ever


I love the show, I love the movies. And the creators haven't spoiled it for me by being dicks on social media.

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Posted 01 July 2017 - 07:39 AM

I'm with Spencer when it comes to the dramatic ripping off of necklaces / pendants / amulets, and for dozens of examples of this well-established trope, look no further than tvtropes.org itself.

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Posted 01 July 2017 - 09:28 AM

I'm not sure I'd use a white powder I received in the post from a stranger .. just sayin

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Posted 01 July 2017 - 02:34 PM

Can't wait for the breakdown of Timecop. Also see The House, IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS, filled with HDTGM All-Stars who all crush, and Zouks KILLS IT the whole movie.
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Posted 01 July 2017 - 02:47 PM

I haven't listened to the mini episode yet, but if there seriously is another "masturbation " story on it, I think I might have to - for the first time ever - take a pass on a mini-episode. Because...Jesus fucking Christ. I am really not into this, and even though I realize that this only a symbolic gesture, I think I'm going to have to put my foot down. Professional comedians talking about masturbation? (Sometimes) funny. Some creepy rando calling into a podcast to talk about the different times he's felt up his dick? Aggressive and creepy. Like, think of the mindset of this person who thinks, "You know what? Everyone's just gotta hear about me jerking my dick to such and such a celebrity (or whatever). I'd better call Paul Scheer, because he's giving me a platform so I can share this story to thousands of listeners..."

Congrats to Smigg, though! I assume you won for one of your awesome ninja history posts! Those were great!

I don't know. Let's just try to keep it classy.
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Posted 01 July 2017 - 03:26 PM

View PostCameron H., on 01 July 2017 - 02:47 PM, said:

I haven't listened to the mini episode yet, but if there is there is seriously another "masturbation " story on it, I think I might have to - for the first time ever - take a pass on a mini-episode. Because...Jesus fucking Christ. I am really not into this, and even though I realize that this only a symbolic gesture, I think I'm going to have to put my foot down. Professional comedians talking about masturbation? (Sometimes) funny. Some creepy rando calling into a podcast to talk about the different times he's felt up his dick? Aggressive and creepy. Like, think of the mindset of this person who thinks, "You know what? Everyone's just gotta hear about me jerking my dick to such and such a celebrity (or whatever). I'd better call Paul Scheer, because he's giving me a platform so I can share this story to thousands of listeners..."

Congrats to Smigg, though! I assume you won for one of your awesome ninja history posts! Those were great!

I don't know. Let's just try to keep it classy.

So I take it you're not going to like my animated re-enactment of when I tried to recreate the love scene from Moonraker while at Space Camp? I mean because it's done classy and the guys at Pixar did a great job animating it.
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Posted 01 July 2017 - 03:40 PM

View PostRyan Sz, on 01 July 2017 - 03:26 PM, said:

So I take it you're not going to like my animated re-enactment of when I tried to recreate the love scene from Moonraker while at Space Camp? I mean because it's done classy and the guys at Pixar did a great job animating it.


Well, I mean, if Pixar is doing it then I assume it will be a quality picture. I can't wait to cry at the Bing Bong scene in that one...

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Posted 01 July 2017 - 03:56 PM

View PostCameron H., on 01 July 2017 - 02:47 PM, said:

I haven't listened to the mini episode yet, but if there is there is seriously another "masturbation " story on it, I think I might have to - for the first time ever - take a pass on a mini-episode....


there isn't anything really. just a quick reference back to the crap from previous minis but that's about it. there might be a reason for you to skip from the 13 min mark up to about the 14:20 mark ... it's a little creepy .. everything else is fine. there's actually a pretty cool theme song at the start


edit: but i'm guessing the next mini might be a skipper. i just finished watching time cop and i completely forgot Mia Sara was in it so between her appearance and paul's encouragements i'd guess at least one guy is gonna call in ... but will paul play it???

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Posted 01 July 2017 - 04:05 PM

View Postfirsttimecallerlongtimelistenr, on 01 July 2017 - 03:56 PM, said:



there isn't anything really. just a quick reference back to the crap from previous minis but that's about it. there might be a reason for you to skip from the 13 min mark up to about the 14:20 mark ... it's a little creepy .. everything else is fine. there's actually a pretty cool theme song at the start


Awesome! Thanks, First Time! I don't want to skip it, really, but it feels like enough's enough now, y'know?
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Posted 01 July 2017 - 04:07 PM

View PostCameron H., on 01 July 2017 - 03:40 PM, said:

Well, I mean, if Pixar is doing it then I assume it will be a quality picture. I can't wait to cry at the Bing Bong scene in that one... Posted Image

Yeah got it on the cheap too, since they are computer animators. Ang Lee told me about a Groupon I could use and I also tossed in a bucket of KFC. Then BAM, Space Camp re-enactment.
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Posted 01 July 2017 - 04:18 PM

View Postfirsttimecallerlongtimelistenr, on 01 July 2017 - 03:56 PM, said:

... but will paul play it???


That's the question, isn't it? I feel like a lot of people said "No, thank you" the first time. And when he did it again, a lot of us were still, "Seriously. No more of this." So when I heard it kind of happened again on this one I'm thinking, "okay, this is starting to feel deliberate."

I'm not a prude, but I really don't want to hear middle aged men recount their wank tales. However, if this is like a SUPER popular segment that everyone wants to hear and is going to be the next big "thing," then I will gracefully concede to the majority and will - from now on - either skip the EHL portion or the miniepisode entirely.

As far as the Timecop mini is concerned, I really hope these dudes can keep their stories in their pants.
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Posted 01 July 2017 - 04:38 PM

No, the issue is that a caller said that Paul should create a new section on the minis dedicated exclusively to masturbation stories. And then what's worse, Paul said 'ha ha, what a great idea' rather than 'that's gross dude'. Not much we can do if Paul is amused by this stuff. He admitted he was curious about the kinds of calls he'd get.

If anyone writes a jerkoff theme song I think there's a strong chance it is going to be included for a short time. It's a bummer.
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Posted 01 July 2017 - 05:34 PM

View PostCakeBug Tranch, on 01 July 2017 - 04:38 PM, said:

No, the issue is that a caller said that Paul should create a new section on the minis dedicated exclusively to masturbation stories. And then what's worse, Paul said 'ha ha, what a great idea' rather than 'that's gross dude'. Not much we can do if Paul is amused by this stuff. He admitted he was curious about the kinds of calls he'd get.

If anyone writes a jerkoff theme song I think there's a strong chance it is going to be included for a short time. It's a bummer.


The request for a segment is somehow even more gross...

I'm just saying, I know I can't stop these people from calling in, and I can't stop Paul from being amused by them, but I can voice my displeasure. I'm just trying to do so as respectfully as possible.
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