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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter

    By DanEngler,
    • 18 replies
    • 7509 views

  2. I have a sneaking suspicion that the phrase "cotton-headed ninny muggins" is, in fact, the most racist combination of words possible.

    By NickSpannaus,
    • 0 replies
    • 9387 views

  3. Not a catchphrase, but a message to fellow catchphrase posters.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 23 replies
    • 7379 views

  4. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle, if give you a dime if you fondle my lime, I’ll give you a quarter if you have sex with me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 6986 views

  5. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Finger-bang an orangutan while you're at the zoo!

    By MaxuPichu,
    • 0 replies
    • 6592 views

  6. Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore, but really anyone can pick them up for free. Sally has no business sense.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 13 replies
    • 5070 views

  7. Firing a rifle into the air, balls deep in a squealing hog it's Comedy Bang Bang

    By Tombrien,
    • 0 replies
    • 5062 views

  8. Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was black as coal; and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb consumed her soul.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
    • 0 replies
    • 4012 views

  9. Today on Comedy Bang Bang we have with us: Tina Fey, Steve Carell and Louis C.K. !

    By followercredo,
    • 0 replies
    • 3887 views

  10. Her face was like the face of a woman, her scent was the smell of a female. And she looks like a woman should look: womanly

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 3842 views

  11. Deliver de letter de sooner de better. De later de letter de madder I getter.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
    • 5 replies
    • 3765 views

  12. Sex-Mom, Sex-Mom: you're my Sex-Mom

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 3603 views

  13. 'Almost' doesn't count except in horseshoes and hand grenades, and for handshoes and horse grenades, we only count the 'almosts'. Now...

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 3399 views

  14. As the star of Phoebus descends...

    By Layvee,
    • 0 replies
    • 3372 views

  15. As far as I'm concerned, urine is the original streaming service.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 13 replies
    • 3336 views

  16. Amidst the mists and fiercest frosts with barest wrists & stoutest boasts, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he gets the jokes.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 3266 views

  17. I want to go as a sexy casino for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be slot shamed.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 30 replies
    • 3207 views

  18. Ain't no party like the Whig Political Party cause the Whig Political Party don't stop - until 1856!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 3198 views

  19. Well, well, well....

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 12 replies
    • 2980 views

  20. H20... it's the Mickey Mouse of molecules.

    By JacobHunt,
    • 0 replies
    • 2973 views

  21. Motherfuckers wanna laugh.

    By rollerskatetrain,
    • 11 replies
    • 2954 views

  22. Magneto only sips Mojitos Incognito - I think he might have a drinking problem

    By Alimony Tony,
    • 2 replies
    • 2849 views

  23. Bad news everybody! Production of the Comedy Bang Bang TV show has been cancelled.

    By TunnelofGloves,
    • 4 replies
    • 2774 views

  24. Ding Dong, Bing Bong, Wing Wong, Sing Song, Welcome to Comedy Bag Balm

    By GeoffreyP.Belcher,
    • 0 replies
    • 2660 views

  25. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by squarespace. Squarespace recently launched the latest version of their platform, Squarespace Sev

    By BortSimpson,   
    • 0 replies
    • 2628 views
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