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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hello Muddah, Hello Muddah, Here I am at, Camp Awareness. Camp is very educative, and they told that I need to stop mansplaining.

    By Frenchfries,
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  2. Have you read the big news? Did you see? Have you heard? It looks like all news is fake now, and your mom ate my turd.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Eyyyyyy ohhhhhh, some of my distant ancestors were born in It'ly and I'm from New Yawk. Eyyyyyy ohhhhhh.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  4. I wanted to talk to you after the show about all the filthy emails.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  5. Fuck you, Darren.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  6. Abandon all hope all ye who enter; there be monsters in these waters. Of course, if someone got off their ass and cleaned the pool, we'd be fine.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. We did it, guys -- 666 pages! All praise and thanks be to Satan

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. The first attempt to film "Almost Famous" was a complete failure. That's the last time we hire Camera-Off Crowe.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Who's gonna English rock band The Police the English rock band The Police?

    By allenpwilliams,
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  10. My favorite chocolate candy is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups only because I get to throw away two pieces of trash instead of the usual one.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  11. If you sync up Pink Floyd's "The Wall" with footage of Donald Trump doing something whatever you get it who cares

    By allenpwilliams,
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  12. The first rule of Talk Club is don't fight about Talk Club.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  13. PS - reptilians make billions

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. a rhyme before time runs through us all - matters not how you're caught, nor your battles unfought: together we answer its call.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. At my behest she bared a breast, upon which I confessed my request was in jest. "I should have guessed," she replied as she dressed....

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. When grabbing life by the horns, it can be useful to make sure you know where it's hooves are.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. I've often wondered which is the more rewarding job; purse-snatcher or snatch-purser.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. i never was stopped from stealin from Eason's, but what was the reason?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Welcome to the only show where you'll hear about Frosty's corn cob knob.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. All the frauleins love my bratwurst!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. All I did was ask for a kiss. I'm sorry I confused the words mistletoe and cameltoe, but I bet it's a more common mistake than you'd think.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. For a quaint riverbank there sure is a lot of couples fucking

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Gimme sleaze, gimme fleas, gimme hand-foot-and-mouth disease. Fly overseas to my Portuguese premises, bend at the knees for my Japanese squeeze cheese

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Whilst I am a walkin', and I strutteth my stuff, oh dearest me I am so strungeth out!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. Thank me, Rank me, Spank me, Tank me, Oh ye oh Yank me; chiefly with hankie, henceforth with haste, dear yankee! You are a stench!

    By BLOOOR,
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