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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hay una brisa fresca aqui en las montaines. Quiero hacer un catchphrase pero necissito apprender mucho mas espanol, en Espana.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. A solo bolo makes the most sense. Honestly, how could someone with one neck wear two bolo ties?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  3. With its last act, the space council finds you, Captain John Q. FishTits, guilty of high treason and inter-dimensional espionage. What say U?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. With all due respect, your honor, you've got a fairly narrow definition of the term "horse lover"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. I wandered the world looking for happiness, and it turned out to be right here in my backyard sex cult

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Beware of fake catchphrases

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Walt White's alt-right, small, light malt's tight, alright?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Iridescent tentacles writhe in the black void of interstellar death and decay...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  9. Tough job?U betcha. But you can't beat that look in a hobo's eye when you hand him a 50 dollar bill for his other, fresh, surgically-removed hobo-eye.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. remember its December, so dismember this member's member, Gembers, then toss it in the embers

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Come in here dear boy have a cigar you're gonna smell farts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Are we just going to lay here all night having sexual intercourse, or are you going to invite me up for a drink? *wink wink

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Oh you slutty, slutty grandmas!

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. It truly is hip to be square, which is why I've started stuffing myself into a sturdy cubed box for the sleeping hours. Someday, someday...

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it! Really, how could I possibly hide my forehead prison tattoo which reads EXCITED in large font?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  16. Blazing Saddles. Masterpiece comedic film. Also the name of an uncomfortable horseback ride whilst riddled with hemorrhoids.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. Keep your Friends close, but keep your Everybody Loves Raymond closer

    By MarkDowling,
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  18. These Roy Rogers DVDs really ought to come with a Trigger warning

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. This is literarily the worst book I've ever read

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. my dick's got length as well as a hole. beat that, ladies.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. I knew I was in the jungle, but I didn't know I was gonna die. Pardon my lack of decorum sir, but this really puts a blueberry sandwich in my pajamas.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Critics call it "gripping". But it's a pair of pliers, so that's not saying much.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Everyone poops, and I have photographic proof of it

    By CaptainOblivious,
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  24. Welcome to status symbol land, where the elite meet to eat. Please grab a baby eagle kebab and join us at the bonfire.

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. Your other car is a bike? My other reaction isn't go fuck yourself hippie!

    By Shampoodler,
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