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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "It must be jelly, cause jam sends me into anaphylactic shock, course maybe that's the peanut butter"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  2. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, so just in case, my safety word is pumpernickel"

    By PamGriersLegs,   
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    • 389 views

  3. "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, proving my ex-wife would rathre life on earth end than be with me

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 457 views

  4. You know what else is part of a complete breakfast? ...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 449 views

  5. I need a photo opportunity, a shot a redemption, a Volvo with a rotomolded bust of George Carlin, and a tiny saxophone with pearly white keys.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 721 views

  6. I don’t want to end up in a cartoon unless it’s that one with the cross-dressing Bugs Bunny.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 448 views

  7. Don’t call me Al, and I won’t call you Betty. Deal?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 392 views

  8. Abominable snowman? Nay. Adorable snowman, just unkempt and misunderstood.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 337 views

  9. .-- .... .- - ... ..- .--. .... --- - -.. --- --.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 645 views

  10. To honor the death of the inventor of the Big Mac, I will now stuff two meat patties down my throat and allow myself to be covered in special sauce.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 336 views

  11. In the words of the late Snoop Dogg, "I smoke a lot of sticky, and that's why I'm not on time."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. My alter ego is Seat Takerman, whose catch phrase is thus: I'm not staring at your butt! I just want that sweet seat!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 477 views

  13. The following program contains descriptions of sexual situations that may be unsettling to anyone but Jason Mantzoukas. Please proceed with caution.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 415 views

  14. Train station full of boats gets me heart a racin

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 423 views

  15. I'll miss you my little dumpling, but you were a cruel and wonton woman, small, Chinese and filled with meat.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 408 views

  16. I WISH we could afford Elijah Wood, we had to settle for Elijah laminate.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 385 views

  17. I had unprotected sex with a pizza, got a real case of the Noids. Could this have been avoided? Not if you saw this pizza.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 402 views

  18. What? You you're not recording? Well hurry up and fix it, you moron. Are you ready yet? This is ridiculous. Don't you know who I am? I'm Scott Auckerm

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  19. Jeez, get a sense of humour, lady. What did you expect me to say when you picked up those milk jugs

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Sorry about all these shitty catchphrases, guys. I guess I still haven't gotten over the death of Abe Vigoda

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 357 views

  21. Yes, we have a brick-and-mortar Google store in my town. It's called the library

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 336 views

  22. Business idea: Door-to-door WIkipedia salesman. It just. Might. Work.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 487 views

  23. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By JohnnyWalker,
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    • 508 views

  24. Someone on today's show really stinks. I can't say who, but I'm looking at them right now.

    By JohnnyWalker,
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    • 766 views

  25. This is my last Comedy Bang Bang show before I hand over hosting duties to EarWolf forum member, JohnnyWalker. He has no show hosting abilities whatso

    By JohnnyWalker,
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    • 647 views
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